If you met Hitler today, what would you say to him?

If you met Hitler today, what would you say to him?

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hello

Git r done

I've been waiting a long time for this moment, Father.

how do u live this long and why arent u fixing things

Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!

>sage slide threads

Moin mein Führer, alles fit im Schritt?

I will be your record

What Eva Braun Pussy tasted like?

yo dude the allies be finna land at Normandy nigga, also change your encryptions and shiet nigga yo cryto game is weak

Sorry

The Italians are gonna fuck up your plan to attack Russia

Don't start playing General and invade Russia.

Why did you fail us mein fuhrer? Quick, we must reclaim Germany and Europe from Jewery and free the rest of the world from its shackles.

You were right

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YOUR GOINNA DIE!!!!!

why did you fuck up multiple times in the war (before the US got involved, no chance after that)

Nice invasion plans bro
sage

Learn English, and speak to the American and British people directly. Their leaders are controlled by the Jews but the people will listen.

Stay away from the meth, and coke, and Russia...

shave your fucking mustache.

"Why didn't you move faster? There are still Jews! And now they are a thousand times worse!"

traps are not gay

Hitler was fluent in English and French

My Führer, how will you rise to power again?

Do you even lift?

If you lose, we're all fucked mate. Can I join the SS?

>tut mir leid aber mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut.

You won just look at the anti smoking laws you did it champ

Look, m8, your slavs are untermensh rhetoric has got to stop for your own good.

How we could win WW2

Is it just me or has Hitler the aura of an messiah?

This

Fuck you, Goober.

I would love to see Hitler beat you up desu

Boy does Europe need you these days

Fuck you Goober.

>wwyd if you saw hitler
>hitler
>failed art student

Yeah, I wanna supersize that.

What's for dinner? Something smells delicious!

Fucking Goobers.

the jews won

I don't think you're going to like the new Star Trek show.

"You sir were right and did nothing wrong."

You're the inspiration.

Churchill will backstab you at Dunkirk. Don't trust him. You can end the war 5 years early.

Gas yourself you filthy Kike puppet. You gave the Jews the holocaust, which they've miles for almost a century now to get away with their vile kike shit.

You REALLY have to start killing jews, Mein Fuhrer.

hey fag, look at your beloved country now. that's what you get for messing with us.

Epic

I greet him in the fatherland language
Glutentag

At least you tried

Do you mean gutten tag?

DIE ARIAN SCUM!

nothing much

Grüßgott

Thanks to you attacking Russia, and also not finishing off the Britbongs when you had the chance, it went from 3rd Reich, to Kike Reich.

Teach me senpai

"CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change."

But the Hitler stache is reg.

Finish the job, Fuhrer!

Tag des Rachens, wenn du fucking Blatt

I love your book!
Can you sign it?

You should've listened to your fucking generals you dumb cunt.

stop attacking the world

sorry we stopped you

your last relatives decided to not procreate, go breed some hoe addy.

Produce a secret heir so we can use him in the future to revive the National Socialist movement.

Fuck you, you racist, homophobic, antisemetic, mysoginistic piece of shit.

Rule Britannia!

You did everything right except you should have included blacks and arabs in the concentration camp. Now those parasites are eating your own people.

Don't you still have to pay the gas bill

Just wait 50-70 years and most of the world will welcome your conquest.

You want to say that (((you))) stand behind multiculturalism?!

"I'm sorry, I can't speak German."

You have work to do.

Where do i sign up mein fuhrer.

You fucked up pal, look what you've done.

lol

Thanks for ruining white nationalism for everyone bud.

Tell him to call off the 100m race at the 1936 olympics

Got you guys good

no. it's god that punished the goyim by making them weak against the filthy muslims.

Hey retards, OP said if you met Hitler today, not in the past.

What is your favorite Animu?

good onya m8

Thank you for trying.

Why'd you take money from the Jews and British?

Please mien Fuher, guide me to the fourth Riech

Now that drugs are illegal and you can't be high on whatever shit you were using all the time, what do you think?

DONT DOUBLE CROSS THE SOVIETS YOU RETARD

Whoever controls the money, controls the world. In other words, whoever controls the money is God. So who controls the money? Answer: Jewish bankers.

lol you are faggot
you read the Guardian I suppose?

You have the finest generals at your disposal. Please listen to them, as the future of Germany depends on it. Also, make sure you mop up the Western front before making one in the East. Tell Japan to not involve the US, and when you do invade Russia, have Japan go through Manchuria to fuck Russia up from two sides. Also, equip your soldiers for winter conditions. Get rid of the guy giving you vitamins. He's actually giving you amphetamines and opiates.
Most of all I'd tell him that he'd become the single most influential man in history, and that I have nothing but respect for mein Führer

No matter what people say, you were the greatest leader Germany ever had.

We will drink together in Valhalla.

Sieg Heil.

Stick to art, just write your thoughts as a political manifesto for the future.

Sorry things didn't work out

Shouldn't take that much meth. Should listen to you general retard- Finish you campaign in Britania the get to the eastern front.

Why the fuck did you commit suicide like a bitch in the bunker instead of putting on a Bavarian corporal's uniform, taking to the streets, and falling to a hail of Bolshevik lead as you emptied your Luger into their ranks?

You should have listened to your generals and had a back up plan if things went south faggot.

"We've been here for five fucking minutes and Sixta's gotta life us with god-damn illiterate retard-ese?"