Only Nukes equipped country thread

>You can reply in this thread only if your country has nukes and ICBMs.
>Pussy ass Nigger tier irrevalent countries are not allowed.

Topic: ITT which one of us will be the first one to use it in today's scenario? Who actually deserves to get Nuked?

My bet is on DPRK.

I dropped a nuke in my toilet today, know anything about that?

been there, not worth it, we abandon nukes

Liar, you did it in the designated Mart.
You foolin here no one Mr. Burger.

>we abandon nukes
This is why Russia is ass-raping you now.

Nukes are old shit.

EMP, Scalar and neutron are the new toys and apart from scalar; these keep infrastructure intact!
Dont forget lasers! (pic related) they've got these badgoys on helicopters now

Idk, macron is pretty unstable mentally, so maybe he'll tard out and drop one on russia or something

>not worth it
Are you mcFucking kidding me right now?!?!?
>TFW pool in loo is smarter then some of my countrymen

>Who deserves to be nuked?

There is only one right answer.

We can crusade against the rest because crusades are fun.

fpbp India btfo

Who wants to know a little secret?

poo

As a supplier of fissionable material, I reserve the right to post here. Nobody would have nukes without Canada!

No, there is another reason.

Hows Crimea?

I'm not convinced nukes aren't a massive military psyop to keep the slaves obedient.

We have tractor beams which can pull everyone in NK off the ground and throw them in the ocean

hi

Feels good man.

>Nobody would have nukes without Canada

Pakistan has 100% home grown nukes. You can leaf now.

I offer Berlin

Shalom, you can stay my friend *wink*wink*

Shalom

>berlin
ew

HEY, WHAT THE FUCK
>cucked by the USA to not make nukes
>send supplies to Israel for first nukes

HEY
>In accord with three presidential decrees of 1960, 1962 and 1963, Argentina supplied about 90 tons of unsafeguarded yellowcake (uranium oxide) to Israel to fuel the Dimona reactor, reportedly creating the fissile material for Israel's first nuclear weapons.

Nuke Mecca

Probably worse. Good try though!

We were so close the being neutral super power, had such a lovely swiss nuclear weapons program, but then... I don't even.

Can we be honorary atomic super member at least? Yes?

>WE WUZ NUGES AND SHEEIT.
No. Fuck off Mountain Jews.

We have Us Nukes on our territory, does it count?

U S A