Canadian Help

Hold the door open for people even if they're ten feet away. It's annoying as hell but its definitely a Canadian thing to do.

First, I tell you to visit Alaska. Then, I tell you after mingling with a little of the in-between you go visit Canada. From there I'll say can you spot the difference? If you say no go back home. People will say you sound more Alaskan but you're one of our boys. I mean if you found a woman there would you be Canadian if she said she liked the snow and we got somethin better? I wonder why USA is saying America First I understand... I do.. We're all Canadian North Americian, Eastern Canadian United State of the 52 States of the USA, Southern America. American. But Jesus Above Nation the 1st is not of man, nor government, but do People under God, and the government is people playin roles, to serve. And it'll be like if the crowd don't like what's goin on hey we'll say don't blame God nor president, but if the problem can't be found what do you do? If it's in the people, the people. If it's in one, well, but we know to worship Jesus not Trump. May the day never come when the people worship Trump more saying he did more than anyone else. On the level with the founding fathers is a president not? Do I not grieve when there's disrespect to family (not biological perhaps) and no, you won't start trying I see your kind already.

Did Kek will for me to get these digits?
Or am I saying Kek is a false god...
In Egypt the computer was the future decipher, the oracle for us if you will....
You think Kek isn't the 3 headed frog of satan? Did you not know the internet would merge all your sins? Egypt did, and wasn't technology destroyed also, thus you see the ancient strange where there's ONLY THE DAMN INGRAVINGS? Ya go talk to Pharaoh.

Just don't be a cunt. As long as you're respectful, civil and well-mannered, you'll be treated well. We Europeans don't give a fuck what country you're from.

Say excessively sorry. But why hide the fact that you come from the most relevant country? Get a bundle of 5 dollar bills and wave them, everybody will live you instantly.
> remember they're europoors

your a fucking traitor

I grew up in France, let that shithole 3 years ago. The French love the Americans and think you guys are cool and eccentric. Not sure about the Italians but don't worry they will probably be asleep anyway.

Be nice and be respectful. Don't pretend that the land is yours by filling it with garbage, pissing everywhere, and being generally obnoxious. Be very reasonable and avoid unpleasant exchanges
Always tip if you can and never delve into the politics.

No joke let your girlfriend hangout with the refugees, it will show you are a tolerant canadain.
Also be as contrarian as you can, especially when it you discuss america and canada. always say canada is the opposite of USA

Learn a few basic phrases from the languages of the countries you will be visiting. Above that be very polite, if you accidentally wrong someone, always apologize. Never accost someone or be outwardly rude, smile, make small talk and for the most part mind your own affairs, have fun in Europe while it still lasts OP