Official Democrat 2018 slogans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Breath in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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the only thing more retarded than a democrat is someone doing the *breath in* meme

its really looking like they arent going to be a party by the next election cycle

have they done anything at all besides shit talk trump?

>michelle obama

a snow-balls chance in hell

I think Sup Forums should help the democrats out and give them other ideas for slogans they can use.

topwew

Why is the Democratic Party filled with faggots?
What happened to them?

It's quite obvious the left can't meme.

>Make Congress Blue Again


the fucking irony, no other trump won this easily

I have an idea.
>Black Attack
The Democratic Party is done with white people. We need more diversity and less whites. The message is very clear more blacks, Hispanics, and Asians, less whites.

Even our obvious subversion ideas work better as real slogans than those.

The left can't meme because they walk on egg shells with their """"""""""jokes"""""""""". They cannot afford to offend their """""""""""""base""""""""""""

2016 election:
>Tumpbh is bad
>Facist
>DROUMPH
>muh racism
>ZROUMPH
>muh russia
>DORHMPH
>XROUMPH
>I mean, he's a joke, there's no way he can win against the most qualified person to ever run for office
>proceed to get completely btfo and lose control of everything at the federal level and republicans almost control enough states to pass constitutional amendments

2018 election:
>DRUMPH BAD
>RESIST DROUMPH
>the losing party always gains seats in the midterms there's no way we can lose
>I mean have you seen DROMPH? Have you seen him? He eats TWO SCOOPS WHILE EVERYONE ELSE ONLY GETS ONE.

>haha have you seen the other guys XD
>next to a sticker copying the other guys

is this real?

>I mean have you seen the other guys?

You mean the winners?

your life is retarted

>I mean have you seen the other guys?
I AM THE OTHER GUYS

yea so what

?? They sound pretty good.

>Pastel colours.
>Sans serif fonts.
>Teal.
>Cutesy feminine style cursive.

Why do Democrats stylise all of their stuff in this way now?

>Democrats: JUST

seems to be more appropriate, these are all awful.

*breathes in*

don't forget 2 breath out

why?

Catering to their audience. No self-respecting male would vote Democrat.

u cant breathe in again without breathing out 1st

This can't be real

[Hysterical Nazi Laughter]

Thank you very much for that. Very wise

>She Persisted
>We resisted

Cant this be read as the american voter resisted hillary clintons candidacy?

No. Their entire platform has been "We resist EEEVIL Republicans and DRUMPF!"

>What happened to them?
They've been like this since the 1990s. The 'lower taxes, sensible fiscal policy' of the 1960s and 1970s Democrats is long gone

No coincidence that everything is in effeminate colors and fonts. I could never vote for them based purely on that.

>What happened to them?
They've been like this since the 1990s. The 'lower taxes, sensible fiscal policy and unions for the working class' of the 1960s and 1970s Democrats is long gone

Pretty much. Republicans are a divided party and they'll still manage to squash Democrats in 2018

thx, i received breathing classes recently at my college's anxiety attack seminar

>Democrats: DRRRUUUUMMMMPPPFFFF! *shakes fist violently*
Might as well be their slogan

salon.com/2017/07/06/democrats-midterm-plans-start-with-these-horrible-anti-republican-bumper-stickers/

>she persisted
thats the same as saying "she tried"

you either win or lose."trying" means jack shit

Checked. >unarchived shill:
archive.is/pVLFE

So what happened with democrats splitting with progressives?

Yes.

Ughhhh like have you seen the Republicans man? I mean like wow just wow ughhhh vote Democrat pls

>I mean have you seen the other guys?

Literally sounds like a spoof slogan from The Daily Show

Progressives are attempting to run candidates to oust the Corporate Democrats, just as Republicans should run Conservative/Libertarians and Rockefeller Republicans to oust the RINO wing of the Party

My God, lads, if Trump manages to turn Democrats into a minor Party...one can fucking hope.

How the fuck did she persist? She lost.

?????

This is why I keep coming back to this fucking site.

10/10 top level autism

most of the things democrats (leftists universally) rely on is words and symbolism from pop culture, like harry potter constantly being referanced.

>she persisted
Didn't they have to basically throw her in her car, because she got unconscious?

I mean come on!

>Democrats 2018: Because fuck white people

>still pushing Hilary
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHGAHAHA

they haven't learned a goddamn thing

2018 is going to hurt

should push for "make congress blue again." appropriating trumpisms will only have the opposite effect.

Jesus Christ

youtube.com/watch?v=oXNc5_GuN1I

Mucho autismo

And 'dare I say' faggots.

"Make Congress non-white"

bump because these are hilariously bad

>Make congress blue again

Sounds really fucking depressing

>Like to smoke cock? So do we. Democrats 2018.

This is really something else...

They are either appealing to older generations or to players of Fallout.

The inner workings of idiots minds are a mystery to me.

It's fantastic. The Leftist tears in 2018 after Democrats get manhandled by Republicans will be glorious

You might explode.

This is embarassing.. Did they just dispatch the work to tumblr or something?

NEVER INTERRUPT YOUR OPPONENT WHEN THEYRE MAKING A MISTAKE

>she
Oh boy. Is she coming back?

The only half decent one is the one they stole from trump

They've probably given up. They have no message, no policy substance that isn't the same old shit as Obama's policies, no leader, and a record low number of seats that they haven't had since 1928.

>one of their slogans is literally "we're the lesser evil"

Lets vote for it!

They've spent too many shekels on her for her to not be President. They'll probably keep pushing her until she's in a casket.

Republicans are a deeply divided Party and they're still managing to crush the Democrats. Republicans are the only ones working on legislation. Democrats have been just there to scratch their arses for the last six months

Democrats 2018
We Have No Platform but Jewish Kvetching

It's a shame too because Trump could be getting a lot more done if sane Democrats chimed in to work out a deal, but they literally won't even come to the negotiation table

From the grave

These cannot be real. Every single one of them is reactionary and over-dramatic. In case you didn't notice, dems, the nuclear codes argument failed to carry water.

Don't they have anything to offer. I can make a better slogan right fucking now:

>Democrats: because you needs dem gibs.

Would get more votes than any of this shit too.

Dont help them you fuck

I like this one better.

...

1. Cringe
2. Cringe
3. " the other guy is worse so vote me"
4. Stolen. No ethics whatsoever
Dont you dare elect them ever again amerifats. Dont make that mistake ever again.

i like how their entire life revolves around Trump

They have nothing. They haven't ha anything but "FUCK DRUMPF" for two years

All the above are fag tier

>she persisted
>we resisted

Sounds like a pro-Trump slogan.

THIS NIGGA'S ID THE SAME COLOUR AS HIS POST!?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

RARE ID COLOUR

I can't even try to be the devil's advocate for these because they're so retarded. Like someone here said, the ironic threads are more convincing than these.

>Guess who won the popular vote? SAY IT WITH ME!

So does thia mean the party will split between the nixoncrats and the goldwaterites once the dems are relegated to fighting the green party outside of California for second place?

We will if you leave the continent

>interns were likely paid zero (0) dollars for this
fitting

It's hilarious that they don't see it.

What's going to replace Dems in 2020? I think it's becoming painfully obvious they're not going to make it to the next presidential election.

Yeah, it's pathetic. Maybe they should spend that time working with Republicans, or coming up with their own ideas

It's on the same level as "Love Trumps Hate". I wonder if Scott Adams has commented.

>Have you seen the other guys?

Alienation worked so well last time