/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GET FUCKED, KIM. EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #24 7/7/17
youtu.be/PBN0G6PsQvI
>Pres Trump - To The People of Poland 7/7/17
youtu.be/A1If7MBOdEE
>Pres Trump/FLotUS @ G20 dinner 7/7/17
youtu.be/KkQPAOEragU
>Treasury Sec Mnuchin/SoS T-Rex presser (audio only) 7/7/17
youtu.be/i5kE9YdlWMA
>Pres Trump meets w/Pres Putin (rus) 7/7/17
youtu.be/jZRXe61X7p4
>Pres Trump meets w/Pres Peña Nieto (mex) 7/7/17
youtu.be/dkILtzxhhgw
>Macron wants a daddy 7/7/17
youtu.be/-RitQ5F4OdM
>Pres Trump & G20 sitting around 7/7/17
youtu.be/doCLvFUyAks
>Pres Trump & G20 gathering 7/7/17
youtu.be/c4ZXmJJPooU
>Pres Trump/Putin handshake 7/7/17
youtu.be/QHp-rEmcsfc
>VP Pence on Hannity (Laura Ingraham host) 7/7/17
youtu.be/j3HIDOSsyO4
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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awoo

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Can we get a MAGA for all the BASED mixed and minority Trumpsters out there?

WHAT THE FUCK DID DRUJGUFJMPFFFF DO TO PUTIN

APOLOGIZE

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name that band

ahahaha

>drumpf is presiden-

Finally got Comcast and can stream in 1080p again!

it must be so stressful being a translator at these events

>Unironically preferring a white communist who wants to genocide white people over someone like Payne
The dangers of purity spiraling, everyone.

serious trump

This is what real leadership looks like. Not like what Donald Dumbfuck did today. Shameful.

Casual reminder in the past 48 hours we've gained Poland and Russia as allies for the upcoming crusade against the EU. Get ready lads.

It's happening.

>>Unironically preferring a white communist who wants to genocide white people over someone like Payne
Who are you quoting?

COLLUSION

>"uh... UH... HOW DO I TRANSLATE COVFEFE INTO CHINESE???"

FOX NEWS PLAYING THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

best friends

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

Reminder John podesta is frantically scrambling across the country from West Va to Utah in a desperate last ditch effort to avoid law enforcement

There are takedown orders being drawn up in FBI hq right now

Daily reminder that Trump has reduced the federal debt by $100 billion in just 6 months

>January 20
>$19,947,304,555,212.49

>July 5
>$19,844,525,346,312.34

treasurydirect.gov/NP/debt/search?startMonth=01&startDay=21&startYear=2017&endMonth=07&endDay=06&endYear=2017

>The guy that was the international worlds bitch
>real leadership
Okay

Well Sup Forums?

>there are people ITT that dont love timpf
shamefuru

The fag who thinks he's clever with his ironic strawman routine.

XD good one!

Watching Fox now, cut to commercial, Fight Song plays and i start laughing uncontrolably

Can anybody please make a webm of Trump's last two words in his last weekly address?

youtube.com/watch?v=PBN0G6PsQvI

I don't have the software for doing it.

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>wake up
>see this article

They're planting a whoopie cushion on Theresa May's chair.

Fox loves to slip subtle banter into their musical selections

KILL
IT
WITH
FIRE

Real bromance

TRUMP AND PUTIN HAVE AGREED TO A BILATERAL CHANNEL ON UKRAINE

rt.com/news/395649-ukraine-putin-trump-bilateral-channel/

"You know, I wrestle bears from time to time. You like bear wrestling, Melania?"

"Hmm... shorter in real life. Stick to bears, Vlad."

JUDEN RAUS

No.

yes, somali immigrants are no different from ethnic jews

FUCKING
COLLUSION
IM
PEACH
2SCOOPZ

How does one pronounce Deus Vult

Thanks, Based Obama. You singlehandedly saved America and made us great again. It’s a shame that Trump had to lie to all of his rightwing retards. I’m surprised so many Americans fell for his lies. Is it proof that most Americans are retarded? Ha!

heh

>Top 10 Anime Betrayals

>liberals are now cheering for Putin

This shit is hilarious. Mental disorders all around.

PROMISES MADE. PROMISES KEPT.

>Jobs being created at an alarming rate
>National unemployment rate at 16-year low
>Some states are experiencing their lowest unemployment rates in their histories
>Pulled out of the Paris Accord
>Going through with building the Keystone and Dakota Pipelines
>Wall beginning construction in San Diego in September
>Travel ban in effect
>Kate's Law - harsher penalties for previously deported criminals
>No Sanctuary For Criminals Act - deny federal grants to sanctuary cities if they don't comply with federal immigration law
>Illegal border crossings down 76% since Trump took office
>Illegal immigration arrests up 38% nationwide - tens of thousands arrested
>Number of refugees taken in is down 50%
>Eliminated DAPA and will let DACA expire
>Ending "catch and release" immigration policy
>Stocks are hitting all time highs - trillions of dollars in gains
>Pulled out of the TPP
>Pulling funds from to the UN - billions of dollars
>Signed an arms deal worth more than $350 billion and various other investment agreements with Saudi Arabia
>Food stamp usage is down countrywide
>Federal debt reduced by $100 billion
>Increasing funds to and modernizing the VA - better service + more accountability
>Appointed a super conservative judge to the Supreme Court
>Seeking the harshest possible punishments for criminals
>Sending the Feds into Chicago to fix their crime epidemic
>4 out of 4 special election wins

>CNN is malfunctioning

Drumpf got a greater percentage of votes than Trudeau did

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Not bad.

soo has hamburg fallen?

CNN NO

>Reminder that tax day falls in Q2.
He's doing his best, but the GOP really needs to start backing him up.

Just give it up Obama leaf, we know you don't actually believe what you post and you're just fishing for (You)s. You gave it away when you came in here posting under a UK proxy and then left as soon as you got called out.

>he thinks he's not paying

day-is vult (like vulture)

While liberals are already claiming victory saying "demographics are destiny", they are missing a crucial detail: Trump's interest in White Immigration

youtube.com/watch?v=Mob-8wN6kpU

Trump wants to increase Immigration for whites while denying most of the third world if not all. He's interested in repealing the 1965 immigration act. As a result the Non-Hispanic White birth rate Will grow even more if he succeeds in this plan. The immigration of whites will probably come from Europe/Anglosphere/Southern Africa at the most. SA because Trump supported the apartheid and might want to help them out as well. This might completely reverse the demographic downfall of America if they happen to breed. The Non-Hispanic White birth rate is slowly rising and with this plan for white immigration it will only continue to grow more. With this plan, Mass Deportations, The RAISE act, Extreme Vetting and Lowered Taxes.

And?
Same useless bullshit as Nuland-Surkov format

plot twist: they didn't die from the impact, their body melted on contact with the pavement

I thought those faggots originated from Khazar?

Is Khazar Jewish?

>We're not going to war with Russiastan
It's literally inevitable you stupid mong

>The fag who thinks he's clever with his ironic strawman routine.
Whoa, cool it with the homophobic remarks. I know many LGBT MAGApedes and they're just normal people like you and I.

But to get to your point, I think we have a case of you putting words into that user's mouth. Glad I could help :)

Sure, if enough people converted.

"It's official bros. That Trudeau leaf is King Cuck."

youtube.com/watch?v=-RitQ5F4OdM

>Woah, I bet Hillary is the president right no-

Day-us vault

this is the second time this week. spooky

Lmao, that reminds some time back when I was in Jew York. Entered the Museum of Currency and this kike manager was talking about how he's glad whites are dying out. So yeah, kikes want us exterminated.

How does one pronounce gif?

Why do the millionaire and billionaire elites that you worship and fight for, need tax breaks?

Answer that you filthy little shillcuck bitch.

You're nothing but a fucking cuck for the wealthy elites who own you. You don't even deny you little bitch.

War with China is far more likely. At least with Russia we have SOME overlapping interests.

>not knowing that kim is actually going to nuke everyone

Why is Putin shaking a monkeys hand?!

Putin about to right hook that coon.

this can't be happening. he's got the nuclear codes for fuck sake. what if he gives the codes to Putin and then Putin nukes us with our own nukes, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The fact that the debt has ceased to grow in itself is already astonishing.
It's difficult to curb such a spending trend.

Maybe they're finally realizing they're losing.

>when you get beat by Nick at Nite

>agreed with Putin on Syria
>now agreeing to a bilateral channel for Ukraine settlement

Get fucked you stupid kike.

>no, senor Trump... you see, if I pay then the cartels will murder my children

Macron is a banker and Trump is a real estate tycoon
They would by default have tons of relatable shit to talk about

You'd think he would hate Trump. What does he want?

Just give it up spencerfag, we know you don't care about white people.

I Like looking at her user - but she is so fucking annoying to listen to. Please forgive me for killing the vibe, she's still a qt.

I'm pretty sure Macron is a tsundere fag

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Covfefe : Arabic for "I stand" or "To be defiant"

shes an idiot.

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obamaleaf pls

IT'S HAPPENING

Same way pronounce giggawatt

Several possibilities I can imagine.

1) He's playing good cop to Merkel's bad cop
2) He's a fag and finds Trump attractive
3) He wants natural gas exports for France
4) He's actually a secret nationalist and jewed the jews into putting him into power

Bros4Lyfe.

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Deh oos voolt
Anglo should not into latin

Trump hires the best qts

I don't understand the under arm pat.

>this guy