>Ever wish the anonymous jerks who comments on your online life would be made to eat their words? Wish no more, Trollcakes is here. >The bakers also operate a private investigations firm. Send them a link to your hateful comment and they will track down the perp, inscribe their words in icing atop a delicious cake, and deliver the cake-hate to the troll's door. >They also have a special "Tiny Hands" offer whereby they'll "send a Troll Cake of your preferred Trump tweet to the White House."
How do we get in on this, guys? >Each cake is a dense, moist, warm chocolate chip brownie with whipped frosting and assorted colorful sprinkles and icing.
OMG those cakes look so disgusting, like Hillary's face.
(use the backdoor when delivering)
Levi Sullivan
I'd love to eat a "Hitler did nothing wrong" cake. And as an added bonus I'll send my "based gay black friend xD" in a wheelchair to pick it up.
Robert Perez
>Sloppy butt Top Kek
Jeremiah Reed
That is fucking awesome! I get to relive my retarded online jokes and I get nice free cake? I don't get what they are trying to achieve?
David Campbell
My birthday Is in a couple days. Can one of you report me to them and send me a cake that says "Kill yourself, faggot"?
Vanilla if it's an option. I'd love one of these cakes.
Kevin Hughes
There has to be a woman behind this.
Blake Rivera
>ywn eat a "gas the kikes race war now!" cake
y live
Andrew Phillips
nice marketing faggot, your gimmicky business is garbage and wont last a month
Jaxson Scott
Wouldn't we have to dox ourselves for free cake? Maybe a po office ir apartment building would work.
Jeremiah Cook
Sure thing! Post address please.
Jaxon Cox
> smart and sophisticated city people.
Gabriel Ross
Piece of toast with frosting >cake
Jordan Wright
these seriously all seem super normie-tier "trolling" (i.e someone on the internet said something which slightly offends you, because thats totally what trolling is right gais? )
I would love to see them make cakes for every mean thing said on Sup Forums, 1 fucking thread would out them out of busniess
Chase Wilson
>Hear knock on door >answer it >There's some limp wristed poof with a shitty attitude and a van loaded with cakes saying POO LOO.
Jeremiah Lewis
this
if you need to rely on a gimmick to keep your business afloat then it wont stay running for much longer
Christian Fisher
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
Anthony Collins
Shh-shut up! Oh noooo... Don't send me free cake with spicey memes inscribed thereupon. Please? Especially not a "traps are gay" cake, ok?
Jaxson Wood
...
Ryder Flores
Are those frosted pop-tarts? They certainly don't look thick enough to be a cake.
Levi Lee
Maybe if you manned up and shared your little opinion on Facebook or twitter with your full name you could!
Colton Scott
How do I sign up? I get free food for insulting libshits on the internet?
David Adams
>bake delicious cake >eat it >some retard paid you to eat cake
Matthew Martinez
>sorry you're such a hateful person, beth
Where do I know this from?
Grayson Scott
>The bakers also operate a private investigations firm. Send them a link to your hateful comment and they will track down the perp, inscribe their words in icing atop a delicious cake, and deliver the cake-hate to the troll's door.
I'm betting their "private investigations firm" is a guy who googles the troll's screename and sees if a facebook account pops up. What happens if they're dealing with a non-retard and can't find shit?
John Davis
i guess the thing to do is find something that they would refuse to put on a cake then sue them
Robert Flores
yay cake
I'd like it if someone sent me a cake with the word faggot on it
David Morris
>say mean things on the internet and get a free cake
this sounds awesome, where's my fucking cake you faggots?
Matthew Flores
Then it's Putin's fault
Ayden Hall
>someone says something mean to you >buy them a cake
so this is the power of american intellectuals....whoa
Colton Howard
How this will turn out Hi you were mean online. Nigger get off my lawn I'm meaner in person. Oh... ok... well... sorry sir.
Henry Perry
>Eating STD-ridden shit baked by a literal it that has probably guzzled cum, piss, and liquid shit
Don't do it
Adam Cox
my fagbook account got deleted
>coincidentally it was for hatespeech
Jayden Young
Norway bro, on the job.
Aaron Wright
>$35 for a cookie, $60 if you need them to track down an address to send it to I wonder who could be behind this...
Daniel Carter
Literally feeding the trolls
Matthew Martinez
... what prevents a literal bot from doing that, and being fast enough to be the first post? Oh right, the captcha. God knows I get them wrong half the time. ... but you could buy a Sup Forums pass. Hum.
Chase Reed
Fresh from the oven.
Landon Nelson
If any of you have faceberg, go to some crazy black profile, look for a "FUCK WHITEY" or something like that, screenshot it and send it here trollcakes.com
Cooper Baker
>private investigator firm and bakery that hunts down trolls and sends them cakes >bakery that hunts down trolls and sends them cakes >bakery
I think it's time we did something about them and introduced them to our dear friend and expert on dealing with bakeries.
Chase Cook
Yeah, this is winning. Free cake all because you triggered some whiny, sensitive crybaby. That sweet, sweet taste of satisfaction.
John Rogers
kek
Jonathan Barnes
Hell yeah I'm gonna shitpost even harder!
Anthony Reyes
these are actually pretty funny
Nathan Lee
one of you americans give me your address
Joseph Wood
We should all send them each others posts. Anons all get free cake for life.
Aaron Smith
>Crash in a plane BANE?
Adam Lee
It's 30 dollars for a "cake" and 30 more dollars for the investigative work. They're basically running a gimmick scam operation.
Anthony Walker
Three worlds. Navy Seal Copypasta
Caleb Williams
Ask for the "6,000,000 Jews" option, and tell them to preheat the oven.
Carter Rivera
>call someone rude >say sorry, but you think they are a hateful person >130 people agree with you >YOU are the mean person
how much do you want to bet that Beth is the chick who started this little operation
Jackson Parker
>Sorry you're such a hateful person, Beth Did silly nummy goofy sweetums baby mommykins report twitter trolls for this?
Zachary Garcia
>be black >call someone a nigger >receive nigger cake >sue for racism >???? >profit
Alexander Rogers
A modern take on ¨let them have cake¨? Hopefully it ends the same way like before. with executions. that'd be nice.
Oliver Watson
baking to fight the patriarchy?
ok at least someone's in the kitchen
Landon Walker
Oh well. The cakes look pretty rank, anyway...
John Gray
>implying this isn't a two way street Report those liberals, they can be just as bad. These comments are obviously taken out of context so it'll be easy to do the same against "leftists"
Cameron Reyes
>Eat it >Sue for a billion dollars
Logan Wright
Checked
Juan Evans
brilliant
William Turner
Do you seriously think anyone is getting any cake? The premise of the whole thing is that the people paying don't actually know who they're targeting so if they ever ask for proof these guys can easily fake it. Meanwhile they don't have to lift a finger in the majority of cases.
Juan Thompson
>get cake >give to orphans >Facebook virtue signal about turning hate into love >orphans get diseases >orphans die >liberals inadvertently killing orphans over shitposting
Camden Robinson
>call someone a faggot >get free cake
Boy, that sure taught me a lesson.
Joseph Ortiz
Kek
Colton Hall
hmm free cake or send to a lab anything shady sue the fuck outta them win win?
Caleb Hernandez
>get them to inscribe nigger on a cake >have them send it to you >have their company publicly destroyed for sending a cake with "nigger" on it to someone
Gavin Ward
kekkles brilliant extra points if they send it to an actual black person who was trolling
Asher Brooks
So liberals are again, stupid? That'll just get them sued
Mason Moore
...
Gabriel Perry
BLUMPF HANDS ARE NOT TINY
Thomas Collins
>craving delicious brownie >call some fat cow on Twitter a fat cow >get free desert, inscribed with the tweet, reminding me of what I said >laugh while reminiscing about the incident, and enjoying the brownie with a nice big glass of whole milk So I get to troll people and get a free brownie out of It? Looks like I'll be trolling a whole lot more now.
Jace Smith
Witnessed. Don't do it lads.
Ayden Ward
>"Your mom is obese"
Well that one just seems like a casual observation to me.
Elijah Cook
>You will never get a cake that says I hate goddamn faggot niggers Why even live?
Jason Campbell
Send to Sup Forums.
The Jews always win.
Dominic Rodriguez
I have a tumblr from my commie teen days that is now filled daily with hateful language that gets me an anonymous "kill yourself" messages every three weeks. Where the fuck is my delicious "OF COURSE it was the kikes!" cake?
Julian Rivera
This seems like borderline stalking and harassment. Isn't this the sort of thing that the left constantly whines about?
Mason Cook
This would actually be a great business idea for Sup Forums autist....
Isaiah Morales
Is this a thinly-veiled attempt to get us to come out from behind our 7 proxies in the hopes of receiving delicious frosted brownies?
Bentley Morris
>Crash in a plane
Alexander Adams
>30 bucks Actual cake stores offer much more aesthetic cakes for that money
Andrew Hughes
Free cake for being mean? This is not how you do positive-reinforcement
Jacob Stewart
Nice try drumpfy
Wyatt Watson
Cool. I'd just wipe the icing off and enjoy.
Elijah Reed
So I can make a few twitter accounts, argue with myself like a schizo and then they'll send me free pastries that say "gas the kikes, race war now?"
Joshua Lopez
Where were you during the Sup Forums meetup with these words of wisdom?
