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We just need to kick out (((Pope Francis)))

Orthodoxy is the one true Apostolic and Catholic Church.

Why can't you be catholic on your own? I refuse to bow to these faggy child diddlers and visit their temples, while being forced to finance their hubris with a church tax.

Heretic

Heretic

''Lazzarato is a practicing Roman Catholic and describes herself as religious.''
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigi_Gorgeous#Personal_life

LMAO

No, Günther. You must keep giving old pedophiles your shekels or you'll go to hell. You don't want that do you?

I'm the heretic? Last time I checked the church was hoarding money and breaking every commandment under the sun, when Jesus himself went into the temple and flipped the tables of the money changers. As far as I'm concerned the catholic church is the church of satan and the rapists in charge will go straight to hell.

Is Jesus a top or a bottom?

Let me know when the church stops being absolute faggots and starts doing something useful again like raising armies to defeat foreign invaders

Hell is for ever!

I larped with the SSPX until recently, but the cognitive dissonance and the idea that taking action is bad, and that you should just sit around and rub your beads until the degeneracy stops is bullshit

The cognitive dissonance regarding the church being filled with a network of faggots also didn't jive well with me

>revert to catholicism so you can submit to the authority of cardinals that have gay sex orgies

no thanks

I have my faith restored in something real

Satan calling his flock.

Isn't the top cardinal in shitpostland under investigation for kiddy diddling right now? Is it a big story there?

Daily reminder you can be Catholic and still be pissed af at the clerical Church.

>doesn't know anything about the Catholic Church
>believes everything he reads in the leftist newspapers

Elaborate. The church infuriates me but I'm still a member. What are the limits?

yes but only if you are a good liar to yourself

Yeah he's been charged with kid diddling though I doubt if he himself did any of it, he definitely would've been involved in any cover up though.

Given the state of catholicism though, I wouldn't be surprised.

I was a fucking altar boy in the catholic church and my grandma housed black priests from africa. I know exactly about the church you delusional cunt. Go donate to the pedo club slavo.

for you there is no limit, your mind your world your faith

That's right goys, make sure you obey the (((Pope))) and give Jamal and Ahmed your house.

>bridges not walls heheheh

You're the heretic. Peter founded the church of Antioch first; does this mean that the bishop of Antioch holds the keys to heaven? Antioch is a dead city anyway, so your papacy holds no precedent. That being said, show me where in the 1000 years that the Ancient Church existed indivisible the pope of Rome was recognized as the leader of the church among all Holy Sees? What about the 1000 year held honor of "first among equals" that Rome held only to piss it away by grabbing more power? What about the highly rationalistic and legalistic nature of the *Roman* Catholic church? How is God treated as a person in the church when he is an indefinable being to mere humans? How is the pope even infallible when ex cathedra dates back to the 1800's?

>worshiping the pope
good goy

There's nothing wrong with that image unless you hate Christian virtues like humility.

>altar boy
Irrelevant and doesn't provide any meaningful insight.

>Bride of Christ
>Equal to Christ
>deny other Christians
>correlated with shitty lawless brainless countries

No.

what is wrong is apparently very subjective

>humility

you mean the art of rolling over and dying and letting African rapists conquer your country?

Surely Catholics on Sup Forums don't believe the modern Church has been legitimate since Vatican 2?


The Novus Ordo (new mass) is heresy and Vatican 2 generally made the church more liberal.

>Satan calling his flock
You seem to be misled. Jews are the seed of Satan, all of them are lying kikes who not only blaspheme Christ to this very day, but promote division in order to properly mislead Christians.

Literally read your Bible.

Considering the judeo-freemasonic subversion since the death of Pius XII (arguably earlier as Vatican II council happened fairly soon after).

Read the Divine Comedy. On a certain level, it's an extended rant by Dante about how the Pope and his cardinals ruined his life. The institutional Church has been insanely corrupt historically, and many of it's greatest figures dedicated themselves to calling it out - Francis of Assisi, Catherine of Siena, Dante, Peter Damian in his "Book of Gomorrah," Ignatius of Loyola.

Even when God himself handpicked the first 12 priests, one denied him, one betrayed him, and all abandoned him. One returned. Let that sink in.

>Christian virtues like humility
You deserve to be burned at the stake.

>Bride of Christ
>Equal to Christ

Lol. Only cucks believe a bride is equal to the husband. Obviously the bride of Christ means the Church is basically beneath Christ.

i read it but don't even need it to see the obvious

Honestly, a brief examination of the history of Christianity church leads me to believe the Orthodox Church is actually the true Church.

I mean Papism has no traditional basis until hundreds of years after the solidification of the doctrinal basis of Christianity, it just doesn't make sense that over 800 years after Christ the Bishop of Rome is suddenly granted Papal Supremacy, and again hundreds of years pass before Papal Infallibility is majority accepted among the Roman Catholic Church, not being dogma even until the 19th century.

The RCC has been in a downwards spiral it seems since the Great Schism, only splintering again and again, and is now totally unrecognizable compared to the Early Church, pre-Schism. The Orthodox Church seems to have retained a very great deal of tradition from the Early Church that Catholics have grown to ignore or defy entirely. I mean if the Earliest Christians were doing things right, the Orthodox Church is the closest you can get, and the safest bet in terms of traditional significance.

I just really hate living in a country with so few Orthodox parishes, almost none of which are actually English speaking.

Become Pagan :DDDDD

Was raised a baptist
Can I just go to a Catholic church and join in?
I plan to devote to learning and all that, just the jesus rockband attitude of Protestantism and the making it cool aspect

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All desert religions are the seed of satan. The body is the temple and the only connection to god you'll find is between you and god. Not through listening to some faggy pretender who snorts coke out of the asshole of some kid when not wearing a dress in church.

>join the gaysex kidrape club
Nothanks. The One True Church is long dead.

I've read it. It was a good read. I should read it again though. If I remember correctly Dante put some priests in inferno and even some pagans in Purgatorio and Paradiso

There is no God tbqh senpai.

>inb4 fedora

Satan is not picky so yes u can

There's a lot you have to learn first, then you have to be confirmed. It shouldn't be too difficult though since the church will take anyone now

There is no virtue greater than humility and no sin worse than pride. If you disagree with this, you shouldn't be LARPing as a Christian.

Definitely not paradise. But yeah there are pagans in the nicest least painful part of hell.

RCIA

>nice pagans are in hell
>priests who fuck kids in the ass are in heaven thanks to last rites
Catholics.

Pretty sure the Catholic Church is the helm of Satan now a days, but who knows maybe its just a feeling

This, hence the quote

>During a frustrating argument with a Roman Catholic cardinal (Consalvi), Napoleon Bonaparte supposedly burst out: “Your eminence, are you not aware that I have the power to destroy the Catholic Church?” The cardinal, the anecdote goes, responded ruefully: “Your majesty, we, the Catholic clergy, have done our best to destroy the church for the last 1,800 years. We have not succeeded, and neither will you.”

>He thinks he gets to judge virtue or sin
Uh oh, looks like you get to spend an eternity in hell

Then what branch oh wise sage
As far as I can tell all branches of Protestant are heretical and my options around here are Catholic or Episcopal

Whats the first step?

No I'm pretty sure Trajan was in Paradiso

>there's no virute greather than humility and no sin worse than pride

What the hell is wrong with pride?

Francis is the anti-pope foretold by Our Lady. Benedict's (((retirement))) seemed a little fishy.

Humility to dogs mean you are sub-doggy

He does. I work quite closely with a lot of abuse-related controversies in the RCC, and Dante (among others) has been the source of much consolation in that respect.

Just go to a Catholic Church and sign up for a class they offer to converts. It's probably free too

>morality is relative

There is nothing prideful about decoration for sacred purposes.

No
Catholicism is nothing but Roman mythology wherein they traded gods for angels and saints
Catholicism let you buy repentance and forgiveness in the middle ages
They made up Purgatory
They raise Mary to the level of Jesus
They say Mary stayed a virgin even after Jesus, even though it clearly says "Jesus' brothers and sisters" were waiting at the gate.
They Bible makes no mention of Mary ascending into Heaven.
They "excommunicated" people they didn't like.

Also, all the RECORDED sex abuse thats gone on for the last 90 years is too much to say coincidence or say they're isolated incidents or not connected or not part of some deeper issue.

And after a cardinal's aide has a drug-fueled gay sex orgy in a god damn vatican apartment in god damn vatican city, no.

The Catholics are the Jews of Christianity.

In fact, there is very little difference between catholics and jews.

God bless the Catholics that love jesus.

I've already been baptized
Isn't it pretty clear I can't do it twice?

>Shitty lawless brainless countries
How so? Are you saying Spain, Portugal, Austria, Southern Germany, majority of France (pre Jewish subversion and allowing Muslims/Africans in) were shitty?

First circle of Hell, there were virtuous pagans and there's also the fact that Virgil aids Dante on his journey.

>Thinks that Catholics don't deem the lecherous aren't in Hell, especially those that abuse children

The sin of sins. With Pride, Lucifer thought he could usurp God, as well as try to tempt Christ in the desert. With pride you're preoccupied with yourself, rather than giving charity/alms to those in need. The Croat is right desu.

>there's nothing prideful about the catholic church

Yeah, sure thing buddy.

I'm fairly certain Jews are the Jews are Christianity. Or Protestants, who're kikes poorly larding as Christians and funneling money to israel.

Catholics don't have a church tax

How could anyone believe in the divinity of the Catholic church (this is what separates Catholics from other Christians) when the "elect" priests of the Pope who is God's prophet on earth, partakes in drug fueled GAY orgies?

The Pope himself kisses the feet of Muslims in a perverse show of subservience. The Christ never "kissed" his disciples feet, but WASHED them so that they may be pure in his presence and to set an example for them to purify their followers.

I am sick of catho-cuckism.

Catholics usually get baptized shortly after birth. I'm assuming you had one of those born again baptisms where the used car salesman minister dunks you in a bucket of water. But a later in life catholic baptism will just be a priest pouring some holy water on your head, no big deal

> Nothing is more opposed to God than pride, for self-deification is
> concealed in it, its own nothingness or sin. Thus more than anything
> humility is acceptable to God, which considers itself nothing, and
> attributes all goodness, honor, and glory to God alone. Pride does
> not accept grace, because it is full of itself, while humility
> easily accepts grace, because it is free from itself, and from all
> that is created. God creates out of nothing. As long as we think
> that we can offer something of ourselves, He does not begin His work
> in us. Humility is the salt of virtue. As salt gives flavor to food,
> so humility gives perfection to virtue. Without salt, food goes bad
> easily, and without humility, virtue is easily spoiled by pride,
> vainglory, impatience - and it perishes.

>St. Philaret of Moscow

>The church tax was reaffirmed in Article 13 of the Reichskonkordat[4] between Nazi Germany and the Vatican, where it is understood that the right of the Church to levy taxes is guaranteed. Taxpayers, whether Roman Catholic, Protestant or members of other tax-collecting communities, pay an amount equal to between 8% (in Bavaria and Baden-Württemberg) and 9% (in the rest of the country) of their income tax to the church or other community to which they belong.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_tax

>morality is objective
>despite being woven into our subjective consciousnesses by the creator

>but he knows better than the creator

Repent, infidel.

>Thinks that Catholics don't deem the lecherous aren't in Hell, especially those that abuse children
>They get last rites
Pick one.

Wtf are you on man? The RCC splintering since the Schism? It's been the Orthodox Churches (no such thing as the Orthodox "Church") that've been sundered since then. It's not just that the Orthodox are in schism from the RCC, they're in schism from each other too. They don't agree on anything. Try to get a straight answer on a modern controversy like contraception, same sex marriage, or communism from an Orthodox and it'll change every time. For all its flaws, the unity in the RCC has allowed it to address with one voice all the heresies on modernism while the Orthodox are still wringing their hands over the Filioque.

Why the fuck do you tards have a pope? Some guy claiming to be the voice of God on Earth is the ultimate heresy

Bla bla bla, at the end of the day they are closet gays or plain out child fuckers. At best they fuck their housemaids and make illegitimate bastards. I don't need priests to tell me about sin. Jesus would kick their fucking ass if he was here.

I was baptized when I was a child, and it was by a pastor
It wasn't seedy or as condescending as you're putting it

They had a special pool in the church exclusively for baptizing
You know, a baptist church

I heard this wacky theory that Islam was created with the help of the Vatican. It wouldn't be surprising if it turned out to be true

>"muh protestants are kikes"

Protestantism doesn't have an orthodox or catholic tradition. Protestants have many denominations and simply means that you protest the idea of a "divine church" that has authority of scriptural interpretation.

Have faith in the dogma. Read as many encyclicals you can. The answer is already there. Faith without work is the fast track to Hell.

>I've already been baptized
>Isn't it pretty clear I can't do it twice?
Ask the priest. If you have been baptised by a Trinitarian formula ("In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit") then it'll be considered a valid baptism and you'll only need to go through Confirmation.

This

If they had any faith they wouldn't do what they are doing. You can't have faith while working in the vatican or you're just fucking delusional.

>implying National Socialism isn't LARPing

Go back to worshiping Marry and fuck off. Jesus is all I need, or did you forget Deuteronomy 13: 1-4

Even criminals/those incarcerated get last rites, it's not our job to judge, rather God.

Ex. Timothy McVeigh requested last rites and was given them.

Sorry, it's just growing up Catholic I view all Protestant sects as childish mockeries of Christianity. The Catholic Church might have pedos but at least it doesn't have bulldyke bishops and turbo autist street preachers

Yes the pastor did the father son holy spirit deal
Then i got put in the water, and pulled out

Not the real ones. Dominus Vobiscum.

>it's not our job to judge, rather God.
God is pretty clear on faggot kid fuckers m8.

>bulldyke bishops and turbo autist street preachers
Why the fuck do you think I don't want to be Protestant lol

Catholicism...

>The Catholic Church might have pedos but at least it doesn't have bulldyke bishops
Scissoring is worse than raping boys now?

I don't have a good word to spare for Prots either, but Catholic sin is obviously just as terrible and probably worse given how much larger scale it is.

What and your garbage posts do? Stop projecting bro

Fair enough. Go ahead and convert, but don't trust the clergy. They are complicit in all of the pedo shenanigans

Exactly, but again final judgement is on God, not us.

Doesn't mean we should tolerate child rapists. (Matthew 18:6 btw)

street fighter: Protestantism vs Catholicism.

The greatest sin about the catholic church isn't that it has pedos, but that the average catholic pretends there weren't any and just keeps going with that shit, instead of flipping some tables. You know there are pedos in the church literally doing evil devilish shit and you do nothing about it. If anything those fucking priests should be strung up by the church communities, but they keep silent. Not even just that, they actively hide the crimes and pressure victims to not speak up. As far as I'm concerned you can't be a member of the church these days without going to hell. You chose to do nothing in the face of evil.