>The Empire actually worship (((High Elf))) Gods, the cult of the Eight Divines is basically an (((Altmeri Religion))). >(((High Elves))) infiltrated all of the Empire. Even before the Great War. Every Court Wizard was basically (((Altmer))), for example Tharn. >Worship of Talos (Hitler) is outlawed, and just mentioning you politically agree with him can get you in jail. >Skyrim being flooded with Khajit (Africans) and Argonians (Latinos). Meanwhile Nord Beggars everywhere. >Dunmer (Muslim) refugees move in. >Ulfric actually welcomes refugees, but he believes Skyrim belongs to the Nords. >(((Thalmor))) want him dead and any Talos worshiper. Because Skyrim must be culturally enriched.
>Be Bethesda. Can't side with Ulfric without making a bad decision, since Ulfric was actually brain washed by the (((Thalmor))).
Oh yeah, I remember Sup Forums overhyping this game. Just ignore the side story and kill the stupid Dragon and move on.
Jonathan Martin
Dunmers aren't muzzies. Have you played Morrowind? So much is fucking wrong with this post, it reeks of Redditness, and it's off topic. And the fact that you have to dumb politics down to a fucking fantasy setting makes you no better than liberals who compare Trump and Hitler to Voldemort in their Harry Potter books.
Blake Williams
You sure about that? They even have ISIS - Morag Tong.
Bethesda basically foresaw Europe's current condition.
Justin Phillips
How fucking retarded are you? The Morag Tong is an honorable assassins guild, that is legalized by the government. They aren't extremists or even outlaws. Please get a good understanding of the game you are trying to dumb down before shitting all over it. The the Moon-and-star of Morrowind is the symbol of Azura and Lord Nerevar, it has nothing to do with Islam. You're making it obvious that you only played Skyrim you dumb huemonkey. A damn shame too, because even though video games are degenarate, Morrowind is pretty fucking red-pilled. Also, it Talos is nothing like Hitler, and Ulfric is actually a Thalmor puppet made to destabilize Skyrim to weaken the Empire against the Dominion.
Carter Reyes
>paying for Skyrim >only playing the main questline I guess?
Jose Hall
I'd argue that the Dunmer are the ones who are Mongolian, as the Ashlanders have several similarities to Altaic and Central Asian culture.
Samuel Sanchez
The post worthy of pardo. It literally has nothing to do with latinos, americans, niggers, aussies or """""""non-retarded blacks""""""". Even Redguards are modelled after pre-Islamic Arabs/Persians
Asher Sanchez
>central asia >culture Pick one. Not where the mongs from by the way.
Isaiah Taylor
Khajit are literally merchants though, and they sell drugs... They should be Sephardic Jews
Jordan Rogers
wat
Wyatt White
Nigga that's the argument the Left has against Nationalism. That it will only weaken Western Civilization.
Ignore appearances. Muslims also live in the Desert - Ashlanders. And Orcs are Nomadic like Mongols. Also, the reason there are Orcs in Skyrim is Finland.
Argonia, just like Latin America, was the only civilization not affected by Muslim terrorists (Oblivion Crisis). Dunmer worship Daedras.
Juan Thompson
just cause the thalmor wanted him to start a civil war doesn't mean they wanted him to win. a strong independent skyrim who don't need no empire is far better if you want the thalmor gone, or at least out of skyrim. skyrim belongs to the nords.
Alexander Sanders
You really want this to fit perfectly, don't you?
Ayden Anderson
Argonians are former Muzzie(Dunmer) slaves. Where the fuck is the similarity? You just try to confirm your bias and limited knowledge of European history and what TES really is about
Wyatt Nelson
>Muslim terrorists (Oblivion Crisis). Dunmer worship Daedras. jesus, the daedra (plural for daedra) that dark elves worship is completely different from the one who wants to take over the world in oblivion. also, neither the refugee crisis nor terrorism has any similarities with the oblivion crisis
Isaac Thomas
I don't even know where to begin now. You are such a stupid fucking Brazilian monkey. First off, it's a fantasy game. While the cultures in the game may be inspired by real life cultures, they are not the same. Just because Orcs have mongol-style armor, it doesn't mean they are mongols. Just because Dunmers are refugees, it doesn't mean they are muslims. Argonia was affected by the Oblivion crisis too, they just handled it well. And daedra aren't muslims or muslim gods. And not all daedra are evil. And Skyrim is part of the Empire. The Empire is western civilization in TES. In a world where the jews are militant and non-discrete about their doings, the west should unite to defeat them. (In this case, the west being humans and acceptable elves, like the Dunmer.) Please fucking read up on the lore before you start dumbing down real-world politics to politics in a video game.
Christopher Cook
now i feel retarded for actually taking a 13 year old skyrimfag from brazil seriously
Cooper Green
I was with you until the last statement about Ulfric. But that user clearly doesn't know his shit. You could make a stronger argument that the DB is ISIS.
Elijah Walker
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Wyatt Davis
Video games are for children you manchild
Camden Harris
One may wonder why would anyone believe that an elderly privileged Jew, that never worked a day in his life, is a speaker for the workers. But here we are *50 million ethnic Russians dead away*
Lucas Martin
>When Vivec disappeared during the Oblivion Crisis around the very end of the Third Era, the Ministry became unstable. By at least 4E 5, the Ministry of Truth fell and caused Red Mountain to erupt once again, having nearly completely devastated all of Vvardenfell and Morrowind.
Removes Dictator and the worship of the Triumvirate. And the Dunmer go back to Daedra worshiping and their land goes to shit. Sounds similar to real life in my opinion.
Jonathan Hernandez
Do you expect an """"""empire"""""", that can't even make a proper execution list, to wage a war against eugenic racialist entity they submitted to in the first place?
Carter Smith
Playing this now, in the early stages. Imperals or stormcloaks, who should I align with?
Angel Russell
Khajiit are gypsies
Jason Campbell
Tulius is outside fighting Alduin. Ulfric is hiding and the Keep's dungeon is overrun with Stormcloaks; likely on their way to prevent Ulfric's execution.
Siding with Ulfric is retarded because Bethesda are Leftist cucks that made him look like a wimp.
Chase Carter
Bethesda (TES very own department) literally left a book serious describing how the Empire turned into a crime ridden shithole with racial enclaves and 25%< Imperial City Empire literally wanted to kill you and can't even select people they want to execute proper. It's totally unplayable from the authenticity of role-play
Chase Powell
>Doesn't know about Ra Gada >Worship a lying breton who betrayed and murdered his king and his close supporters >Didn't conquered black Marsh and used a dwemer invention to devastate alinor because he knew he would never beat the altmer (thanks Vivek) >Doesn't know about the marukhati selectives and the creation of akatosh >Doesn't realize the human vermin is nothing compared to the mer civilization >Still doesn't know man have achieved nothing. They merely mimic mer culture
I was like you when I started to read the lore. Nords vs imperials. They are in the same fucking tier, uncivilized ignorant garbage worshipping dead gods that aren't their own. There's no real life similarly between the human races in game an the races irl besides the imperial italianization. That's why everyone comes with a different classification out of their ass holes.
Aaron Roberts
fucking hell
Jayden Hill
>Bretons - British
Bretons are based on Bretons, you derpo.
Eli Martin
Sounds about right. Meanwhile High King Torygg (Merkel) fucked up Skyrim's clay because of refugees.
Do you see any Dunmer children in Windhelm? I sure don't! All economical refugees! They are raping young Nord girls.
Just wait until they become the majority.
Dominic Edwards
>Argonians - Only competent race >Every Other Race - Irrelevant
FTFY
Brandon Hernandez
History is written by the victors. Talos did nothing wrong. Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
Michael Roberts
Disagree, one of the imperial soldiers tries to talk the captain out of executing you so I can't really blame them all, fog of war and all that. SAM's another user mentioned above the whole stormcloak rebellion stinks of a proxy war, tv's thalmor are probably behind it in order to divide and conquer
Noah Collins
Khajit arent africans they are supposed to be indians or gypsies, how do you fuck that up?
Joshua Barnes
>Merkel Germany was enriched before Merkel >Germany rape Not the natives who are victims. It's usually other shitskin immigrant, and Poles/Slavs when they get on Whites. Not Germans
You see the game idea wrong. It's more about Northern Europe being flooded with non-Germanic hordes for QUITE A TIME, not 2014-2017 drama
Brody Bell
>skyrim belongs to the nords only thing you've said I agree with, but it's basically the same thing as saying >africa belongs to the africans
Jacob Cox
My stance on Ulfric was always mixed feelings.
The Stormcloaks are ironically upset with the Empire for outlawing the worship of Talos, but the thing is that Talos was originally an Imperial hero, and not a Nordic hero at all.
The Nords culture just became so assimilated into Imperial culture, that they abandoned their old ways and accepted the Imperial worship of Talos. The Nords aren't actually returning to their old cultural ways.
To me it's like how the Scottish wanted independence, which would be a good thing if they wanted independence for the sake of Nationalistic independence and not just to join the EU.
Sebastian Anderson
Actually. If I could update my list I would say Redguards are Indians.
Khajit land mimics Africa itself. They are basically Niggers. Don't focus on appearances.
Charles Hill
>Disagree, one of the imperial soldiers tries to talk the captain out of executing you so I can't really blame them all, fog of war and all that.
The legate is in charge and she is supervised by Tullius, her commanding officer and leader of all forces in Skyrim. It is a classic example of late empire incompetence.
John Perez
Well, it's only fair that a commie would love someone who can't even make an execution list/wants to overdo the existing one.
> SAM's another user mentioned above the whole stormcloak rebellion stinks of a proxy war They want a permanent state of the civil war, not Ulfric winning.
John Green
Nords had different Gods and Political system than the Imperials up until the outlawing of Talos (Hitler) Worship.
From then on, they were forced (((Altmer))) culture down their throats.
Ulfric is the answer to Altmeri/Imperial degeneracy.
Asher Turner
warhammer tyranid genestealers = ((them))
Daniel Martin
>Khajit land mimics Africa itself. They are basically Niggers
Their culture is gypsy. They move around in caravans, they steal all the time.
Logan Ross
I think the sad truth is that neither of them are the answer, and they will all ultimately be over-run by the Thalmor.
Absolutely right on the money about the (((Thalmor))) though. Speaking of, Talos is Jesus because it's adding on a new element to their religion that's practiced by foreigners...just Christianity. The fact that Ulfric was controlled opposition just further supports my belief that the games is redpilled as fuck on the Jewish question too.
Xavier Garcia
Bethesda tried being le fair and balanced but just couldn't resist making the Ethnic Nationalist Stormcloaks into a bunch of backwards shitheads.
Just about every community for the game I've seen has people overwhelmingly siding with the Empire. They dropped the fucking ball.
Matthew White
>Use Drugs. Steal. So far Niggers and Gypsis are tied. >Have a land of their own. Definitely Niggers. Gypsies are too irrelevant.
Jack Brown
When Tullius was outside fighting Alduin, while Ulfric was hiding, I was forced to side with the Empire. Only 6 years later I realize how right Ulfric was and how the (((Thalmor))) tricked the Dragonborn by lying Ulfric was their asset.
There is no end to Thalmory.
Nathan King
Ulfric is pretty much just in it for the powergrab, he doesn't actually care much for Skyrim itself. Bethesda is shit at writing grey conflicts.
Jayden Thompson
Ulfric is there for racial and spiritual revival. He had a long career before running into Talmor
Nah, they're the British m8, I don't know who you're kidding.
Literal sneaky island monkeys that break treaties. Totally checks out.
Noah Wright
What the Russian said. You were Blue Pilled by the Thalmor. Wash away the lies and see Ulfric for the Euro-Trump he is.
Grayson White
>Globalists >Protected class >Trying to purge their religion of a human Messiah >Subvert a resistance movement through controlled opposition
They're Jew as fuck
Connor Robinson
Hm another thing to note. I'm pretty sure all of the hardworking Dunmer stayed in Morrowind, or moved to Solstheim after the Volcano explosion.
Ulfric is actually extremely merciful for allowing them sanctuary at all.
Jaxson Taylor
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Hunter Long
No, you guys are really giving the writers too much credit here. The Stormcloaks honestly have too much negatives going for them in comparison to the Empire, because Bethesda probably figured any rational person would want to side with the Stormcloaks and tried to "balance it out". One of the other major things is the fact that Stormcloak supporters are depicted as anti-magic, generally anti-intellectual rubes. They are pretty much a stereotype of the "dumb neo-nazi" that leftists like to trot out as a strawman.
Andrew Davis
The kajits are the chinks because they're always trying to sell you shit, orcs are the niggers
Benjamin Lopez
All of you guys are retarded. Here is the actual reference.
Jacob Lee
Altmer - Greeks Imperials - Romans (obvious) Dunmer - Anatolians/Anatolian Greeks/Levantines Bretons - Franks/French Nords - Germanics Redguards - Arabs Khajit - Gypsies Argonians - Sub-Saharans Orcs - Celts/Slavs Bosmer - idk man, I guess Native Americans Dwemer - Babylonians That's my take on it.
Joseph Sullivan
List of Altmers Vanus Galerion: Founder of the Mages Guild.
Mannimarco: "The King of Worms", infamous necromancer, and long time enemy of Galerion and his Mages Guild.
Chancellor Ocato: The head of the Elder Council in the Third Era. (ZOG #1)
Umbacano: Renowned art and artifact collector; one of the wealthiest citizens of Cyrodiil.
Ryain Direnni, Aiden Direnni: Leaders of the Direnni Clan that ruled High Rock during the First Era.
Mankar Camoran: The mage-priest of the Daedric Prince of Destruction, Mehrunes Dagon. (Helped create the Oblivion Crisis)
Elenwen: Thalmor Ambassador to Skyrim and coordinator of the Thalmor justiciars stationed there.
Ancano: Thalmor advisor at the College of Winterhold.
Iachesis: Rite Master of the Psijic Order. Celarus: Lore Master of the Psijic Order.
Psijic Order = ZOG #2
Calcelmo: Leading researcher of the Dwemer in Tamriel. (More like hiding History)
Hunter Hernandez
>Trump >nativism, racial pride and spirituality One you pick, baby Altmer would be more correct to call Hellenic than Greek then. Because unlike the modern Greeks, Hellenic race used to see even a single ancestor of foreign extraction as a doom of an individual.
Jordan Foster
see
Camden Ross
>Moors >negroid Stopped reading, christcuck
See
Colton Bell
>Globalists
Not really, they just think they're the most civilized and therefore have a right to rule other civilizations, similar to The white man's burden. >Protected class Yeah, like British nobility >Trying to eliminate a native religion in favour of their own Breh lol, do I even need to make an argument for this? >Subvert a reistance movement through controlled opposition
What is Gandhi?
Jason Robinson
Almost none of those are actual arguments. I would just retcon OP and say Redguards - Indians.
Charles Foster
Redguards are complicated but you have to play older games to understand it.
They're a mix of Caribbean nig pirates and samurai.
Isaac Perez
>What is Gandhi? A lifetime Hitler supporter
Nicholas Gutierrez
jesus fucking christ.
The jews are not in everything, what the hell is wrong with you people.
Ryan Brooks
>Dunmer >Muslims
I think they'd be better as Hindus seeing as they have a pantheon of God's some who have ascended from mortals.
Ayden Howard
Zionists also think they have a right to rule everyone. Remember, not all Altmer are Thalmor.
Jace Bailey
No no, Altmer are Jews.
John Thompson
Redguards are pretty much just what WE WUZ niggers imagine themselves to have been.
Jaxson Ramirez
>Extremist from 'x' ideology believes they have the right to rule over everyone else
No fucking way. This is groundbreaking.
Chase Rodriguez
Please take a look at:
Leo Peterson
>Nords - Europeans You mean... Nords - scandinavia
Andrew Bailey
Are you sure the Bretons are French? They always seemed like the old British Celts of the Roman and pre-Roman era to me.
James Mitchell
The khajit are obvious Mexicans. Hairy, smelly, drug peddlers from the south that no one wants in the cities.
Bentley Bell
>Pantheon of God's >Must be Islam
Wtf nigga. Are you high?
>Morag tong >ISIS
Relative to what? They worship mephala.
>Muslims live in desert and nobody else does
What is the world's most populated desert and why are there barely any Muslims there?
>Sounds similar to real life In what way? What events in Islamic history would make you think that? MUH REFUGEES
Aiden Perry
>thalmor are jews >Ulfric is for a nationalistic skyrim >ulfric is actually planted into to his postion by the (((thalmor)))
>Trump is for an nationalistic united states
connect the dots!
Evan Bennett
Winterhold - Russia Windhelm - Scandinavia Falkreath - Slavs Riften - Greece Whiterun - Germans Dawnstar - Frozen Mediterranean Markath - France (always at war with Bretons) Solitude - Germany Morthal - Balkans swamps.
James Butler
>Khajit - Africans Wrong >Argonians - Latinos Wrong >Dunmer - Muslims partially correct - the term is "semitic" >Bretons - British the only correct one >Nords - Europeans wrong >Imperials - Americans wrong >Bosmer - Aussies wrong >Orsimer - Mongols wrong >Redguards - Non-retarded Blacks wrong >Altmer - Jews wrong
Robert King
cGUk3FUa - Gay
Christopher Taylor
What the fuck am I reading. The entirety of Skyrim is based on various Northern European settings but not the whole continent. It's pretty much just Scandinavia and maybe some Germany.
Matthew Myers
Anarchists - Daedra Worshipers
Brayden Rivera
I guess that's why i always choose altmer at the start of the game
Austin Harris
Khajit- arabs. Argonians- latinos? maybe. no idea with them. Dunmer: no idea. Bretons: british, yes. Nords- Scandinavians/nordic people and germanic people. Imperials: Americans... yeah, i'm inclined to agree. Orsimer being mongols makes sense. Redguards are dindus. Bosmer... asians. wood elves, also asians. maybe the dunmer are asians too.
I did notice the similarities between thalmor and the jews though, yeah. not the first time playing though, was still on a weird blue/black pill mixture trip back then.
Matthew Green
Ignore appearances. Focus on politics and the geist of each location.
Just like Argonians. Khajit are niggers because Elsweyr has a desert and they are more likely to steal and use drugs than Argonians (Latinos).
Isaac Russell
Yeah they fucking destroyed Yokuda after murdering their elven masters. Then came to tamriel, they found more elves and murdered them too and began shitting on their neighbors.
But they have gunpowder and cannons, probably stole them from the left-handed elves.
African bacterial behavior.
Jack Powell
Anarchists=rebel scum
Fuck you.
Camden Bennett
Asians are Akavir. The Akavir Invasion was WW2 and Japan going nuts on the Aussies and China.
Apart from that, they stay in their own continent.
I'll retcon my OP and say Redguards - Indians.
(ignore looks, focus on politics/culture of each race)
Redguards even have castes and hate Elves too.
Adam Bailey
Correct. Didn't expect an american to call someone out for that. Also, just remembered there were a nipp/asian subrace already. The ones that the blades fought. Forgot their damn name. The katana wielding guys.
Lincoln Morris
nah, imperials are definitely european >EU, huge cucks Nords are americans, no way we would ever accept the white gold concordant
Jayden Allen
Altmer are Japanese inspired, Orcs are inspired by Jews and Mongolians.
Also, the 'diversity' is because of the Empire, and Ulfric didn't allow the Dunmer into his city. The Empire is basically the Cuck Reich, side with the Stormcloaks.
John Jones
Kitties are your typical merchant Jew Thalmor and Dunmer are AshNazi Jews
Eli Nguyen
Again. Ignore looks. Focus on the culture of each region.
>With just over 6 million Jews, Israel is the only Jewish majority and explicitly Jewish state. Jewish population figures for the United States are contested, ranging between 5.7 and 6.8 million.
You are more (((Thalmor))) than the Summerset Isles.
Japanese are Akavir. FFS, ignore looks and focus on politics.
