Okay Sup Forums, so recently my piss started smelling like a harbor full of rotting fish after a natural disaster, my dick has been shooting chunks of something like a fucking machine gun every time I piss. My goddamn bathroom looks like a warzone, and my girlfriend's pussy smells from across the room while fully dressed.
We were both tested clean about nine months ago when we started fucking. I'm pretty sure I have super-hivvv and my dick is going to fly off southpark/gluten-style.
Can I sue this cunt if it turns out I actually have something? I've never asked for help from you guys, and I've volunteerd my help willingly on multiple occasions. Please help me. You could very well save the reproductive health of an athletic proud white male.
WHAT DO I DO?????
Jacob Robinson
Did your girlfriend write this post? It's fucking unfunny.
John Ortiz
Im being serious you fucking commie faggot! Fuck off if you aren't going to help.
Juan Reed
Wtf are you asking pol for? This isn't political. See a doctor you downsyndrome fuck.
Alexander Harris
You can start by taking your dick out of your moms ass for a start.
Leo Cooper
Is that a photo of your dick? If so, you *might* have a superstrain of uncurable gonorrhea. You're fucked, the best thing you can do is pray and become a martyr. Also, seek /adv/ice and go see a doctor faggot.
Gavin Campbell
I love how you aren't allowed to edit posts here. My pain-induced dick shock thanks you.
Ethan Martinez
I think the picture was once a pussy
Chase Watson
>Can I sue this cunt if it turns out I actually have something? No.
Unless she knowingly had a disease and told you she was clean for the purpose of infecting you, you'd have no cause of action against her.
Matthew Cruz
This is pol i shouldnt be seeing that nasty shit here, kys
Luke Perez
what ethnicity is this ?
Evan Howard
You have the clap you idiot.
Jaxson Martinez
t. literal fag trying to get people here to be scared of vaginas
Joshua Green
>sex before marriage >can't believe it causes problems >what.do.I.do.jpg Live with the consequences of sin, receive medical aid, and reform your life.
Justin Watson
You want a picture of the shit that's coming out of my dick instead? I have a mesh strainer, and I need to piss. I could easily share a pic of that instead of the blue waffle.. That picture seemed appropriate considering the circumstances. Fuck you too, asshole. If it was your dick you would be singing a different fucking tune, I'll tell you that shit right now.
Ayden Williams
Sounds like your girl cheated brah..
Good luck with all that.
Jaxon Young
Yur welcum dud. Dunt tank me, tis ok
Justin Cox
YET ANOTHER SHILL SLIDE THREAD, STOP RESPONDING FAGGOTS
SAGE
Easton White
go to a fucking doctor, retard.
Hunter Sanders
what the fuck is that picture - goddammit is a that a pussy - whhhhhyyyyy
Noah Adams
But I'm an athiest that believes in natural medicine because I don't want to feed the globalist pharmacutical cabal with my hard-earned money.
Clearly none of what you suggested is an acceptable solution to my problems. Go be a sanctimonious cunt elsewhere.
Carter Hughes
As opposed to... reddit? You have to go back.
SAGED AND REPORTED
Landon Butler
drag your stupid girl friend, go to Planned Parenthood and get examined.
You probably gave each other some sort of yeast infection you dipshit.
Eli Thompson
I feel you OP. Although you're a goddamn retard for not going to the doctor as soon as you started seeing some symptoms. The last time I fucked, I couldn't even penetrate fully since she was so tight. Before that she asked me if I had an infection which I said no because I tested myself 2 weeks before and I was clean. Less than one day after my dick started hurting bad which is fucking weird because no STD will give you symptoms in less than 24 hours. Still, I've got a mild case of urethritis that won't fucking go away, went to the urologist and he told me I was perfectly healthy. Seems like is psychologically related or maybe I keep seated for too long.
Cooper Cruz
lol blue waffle for a disgusting cheating cunt.
Brody Garcia
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Aiden Rogers
>Atheist Well then. Enjoy heartache, sickness, and death in this life, only to look for heartache, sickness, and death in the next.
Christian Taylor
pray to her for relief
Alexander Sullivan
MODS PLZ FUCKING HELP US
Cameron Martinez
You've caught a urinary tract infection off your woman, its less common in men and affects us worse enjoy pissing blood till the antibiotics clear it up
Cooper Peterson
actually sounds like gonorrhea. nasty
Brody Kelly
enjoy your much needed ban
Jeremiah Campbell
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Camden Wright
G T F O
Jayden Ward
just dropping sages and redpills
SAGED
Brody Williams
put some real vermont maple syrup on that BLUE WAFFLE and eat it up. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good
Luke Hill
If that's a dick then it's enough Internet for me today and it's 10 am.
Anthony Brown
Fucking disgusting. I'm out.
Isaac Lee
Why are you looking to get me banned? OH YEAH!! I FORGOT..
My girlfriend is a fucking subhuman chink.
There.. Now my thread is on-topic.
Hunter Peterson
>That pic Portuges and spaniards were already bringing slave in 16th century starting the triangle trade, you know that right?
Kevin Reed
Pork the Chink, get the Stink.
Christian Foster
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Wyatt Cook
she got blacked and took an extra free gift of antibiotic resistant gonorrhea. this is what you get for trusting roasties.
Jonathan Baker
SAGED
Blake Torres
Hey nigger.
BAM! bullet to the side of the head you don't even know what happened.
Aaron Bennett
>edit posts You and your chunks have to go back, seriously though you should probably consult /diy/ or /adv/
Daniel Perry
>says a leaf
William Johnson
IRL I shoot you, whitey cunt.
Caleb Sullivan
Chinks are the least of our worries, pal.
Parker Jackson
stfu nigger, you're not welcome anywhere.
Benjamin Allen
cut off your dick, set your girlfriend on fire
Aiden Collins
>Implying that I need his permission to be welcomed.
Pussy as leaf I break in wherever I want to. You have no power here.
Kevin Kelly
She is the real victim.
Thomas King
Not implying anything, I just wanted to hurt your feelings... then I realized too late that you were not even human, and don't have any of the higher order of emotions. Meh, you live you learn. >I break in wherever I want to I'm sure you do.
Hunter Moore
Burn the droll, pay the toll.
Eli Mitchell
Not Sup Forums related sage futhermore
Leo Wilson
Dink the Chink, get the Stink.
Jackson Wilson
See You're totally fucked OP
Asher Hernandez
okay now you definitely deserve a ban
Andrew Anderson
this shouldn't be on here sage
Jace Ross
>I just wanted to hurt your feelings.
You need a Sup Forums 101 my cracker.
Dominic Roberts
how is this thread still up
this isn't even close to related
Jonathan Garcia
TPBP
Nathan Butler
there are other things you can get from sex that arent in the category of "std" technically yeast infections, thrush, uti's and candida are all extremely passable
Xavier Jackson
How old is the nigger she's kissing?
Levi Reyes
fpbp
Thomas Jones
>by race
stopped reading there
Landon Anderson
>this thread is still up >threads shitting on kekistani cucks get deleted almost instantly Good work mods.
Jackson Diaz
Mods are compromised as fuck. We are Reddit tier. Sage
