NUKES BANNED WORLD SAFE! THANK YOU BASED UN

>A majority of the world's countries voted at the United Nations on Friday to adopt a global treaty banning nuclear weapons.

>The vote marks the first time in history that a majority of countries moved to approve a binding instrument prohibiting nuclear weapons. In all, 122 nations voted in favor of the treaty, while only one, the Netherlands, voted against it. Singapore abstained.

>The treaty is intended to bar countries from developing, testing, manufacturing, acquiring or even possessing any kind of nuclear weapon.

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I think I might cry lads... after so long living in fear... we finally stopped it

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im not reading this

>implying anyone actually cares about UN's policies

>ban nukes
>countries dont fear mutual destruction so ww3 starts, killing billions of people

WHO COULD HAVE EXPECTED IT!!=!?!

this is retarded nukes already exist. no point in banning them. make more as a deterrent

Nobody is giving up their nukes and really you don't want them to. But it's nice that a bunch of noncountries got to virtue signal.

>Not part of the treaty negotiations, however, were the world's nuclear powers, including the United States, France, the United Kingdom and Russia
Less than meaningless - it's like vegans signing a treaty not to eat meat.

Thats the plan.

I doubt this will stop anybody.

>when you find a rare for the first time in months

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>implying they are going to follow this ban
>implying they are going to blow this fucking planet all to hell

It's basically just the nuclear nonproliferation treaty except even more meaningless.

>weaklings agree to stay weak as appeasement to emotional voters who won't have kids
Noice

How many times have they banned the nukes?

>I think I might cry lads... after so long living in fear... we finally stopped it
Yeah lets get rid of the stabilizing effect of nuclear weapons and go back to world spanning wars ever 20 years.

What are the Dutch hiding? Are they just Sup Forumstards desperate for a habbening?

>deep concern intensifies

flag collecting is a dead sport, user

>What are the Dutch hiding?
Your nukes which we wanna keep.

North Korea is literally laughing their asses off rn

SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED

>The treaty is intended to bar countries from developing, testing, manufacturing, acquiring or even possessing any kind of nuclear weapon.
>countries
But EU is a union so it's okay for them to build more nukes.

US Nukes stationed in the Netherlands, likely tied to certain benefits.

Smart, desu

If Germoney goes full 4th Reich of the Socialists, "steal" the US nukes with US approval and use them to ward off invasion

Oooy, the goys know.

>end nuclear weapons
>countries disarm
>everyone fucking invaded everything because there is no deterrent
I thought the UN was supposed to prevent war

They are suicidally redpilled but but they can't accept the fact.

are you kidding right, who fucking cares about un?

lets not get rid of our nukes


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Nothing the UN does is binding. Its all just a suggestion.

If you haven't noticed the UN is hilariously incompetent. I don't think they could pass a measure to find their own asses with both hands and a map.

This is probs what 7/7/17 was. Now they can nuke NK, blame it on a shitty launch from inside NK and install that rothschild bank

R A R E

>In all, 122 nations voted in favor of the treaty, while only one, the Netherlands, voted against it. Singapore abstained.

>in all
>122 nations voted
>180 nations in the world


Also, remember that hitler signed nonagression pacts and treatys with a country right before he attacked.
Signing this treaty doesnt mean a damn thing.

And one more thing. Every country there lacks a back bone. When korea nukes us, what do you think is going to happen? Will we retaliate on the same level? No, it will be just us and a hand full of other countries going in to kill a few people and thats it. Most countries there will refuse to even help us in a war.

>One nation refuses to get rid of their nukes

And what exactly will the other nations do about it? Nuke them?

If they threaten economic sanctions, well, they can just threaten to unleash their nuclear arsenal.

The EU army will be probably allowed nukes too

>we finally stopped it
No, nuclear war will come very soon.

I don't notice the UN Kek. They're basically a private military that gets the stamp of approval from the US and Russia to illegally invade third world countries. Maybe a dictator would be good for Africa right now because democratically elected leaders whore out their countries for votes, but the UN won't let it happen because the west wants them retarded and powerless.

More like a lost art

Shit I misread the first post as UN

>>ban nukes
>>countries dont fear mutual destruction so ww3 starts, killing billions of people
Literally my first thought.

We're at 16 years.

Imagining a world where no country resists disarmament
>Nuclear Weapons removed all over the world
>Effectively crush M.A.D.
>World goes full WW3 when they realize they can just start bombing each other into fucking nothingness total war because no more fear of being nuked if attacking each other.
kek

>implying the US will ever let go of their stockpile

That's probably the point.

So they can get back to the cycle of warring and all the plus's and minus's that brings without worrying about some idiot ending humanity.

Alternatively they want nukes gone to bring out the next level of weaponry without having to worry about nukes.

If you read the article you'd know that every nation that already has nukes didn't even show up to the vote.

This is just one big international virtue signalling event that does nothing.

>GLOBAL
>NUCLEAR
>DISARMAMENT
Kojima had this planned from the start

>taking UN seriously

ahh yess

the US and Russia will never give up their nukes so it doesn't matter

It's literally 178 hobos and two guys who already ate voting to leave the buffet. Why the fuck would we care what the rest of the world says, and why the fuck does the rest of the world not want to get nukes?

>Thinking people with nukes would do anything the UN tells them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

So we all agree nukes are op and make the current meta stale.

>When korea nukes us, what do you think is going to happen?

>norks glass seoul
>LAUNCH THE NUKES
3 years later
>WE DINDU NUFFIN WE HAD TO LAUNCH YOU KNOW WE GOOD BOYS GOIN TO COLLEGE N SHIEEET
30 years later
>well you see, we only promised to not launch nukes if they didn't launch first, and as you can clearly see any of those artillery shells could have held antimatter warheads, capable of destroying entire city blocks...
300 years later
>well yeah we did it, but we won so haha fuck you

This, the moment any major power wants nukes again they'll ignore this and no one will bat an eye because the UN has no power.

>>implying they are going to follow this ban
The EU is retarded and virtue signaling enough to force France to disarm its nuclear dissuasion program. Don't forget the Germans are in charge. If they could they'd do the same for the UK.

this

Then the ayyylmaos come
Or an asteroid threatens the earth
>We need nukes to defend ourselves!
>We can break apart the asteroid with a nuclear strike!
>Too bad we dismantled all the nukes

Great now we will live in way more wars than before because you "peace loving" faggots couldn't stop whining

Nukes are a hoax. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed by incendiary bombs. The UN are puppets of the ruling class psychopaths.

Too bad.
Nukes = votes.

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Come and take them, faggots.

>122 nations voted in favor of the treaty, while only one, the Netherlands, voted against it. Singapore abstained.
You left out the fact that the Netherlands WAS THE ONLY MEMBER OF NATO TO ATTEND AND VOTE. Also, NONE OF THE COUNTRIES WITH NUCLEAR PARTICIPATED. It was literally Africa, some islands in the Pacific, and the Americas south of Mexico.
tl;dr almost no one that actually matters bothered to show up

>BASED UN

>Something, something gun control
>something something only the criminals will have guns

really powers up the cashews

I meant more along the lines of
>norks nuke s.korea and the us
>the rest of the world pulls a the "not my problem" card
>only the us, south korea, australia, and the bongs are really willing to do anything about it
>we finally invade north korea but only go after the kim family and their butt buddies
>canada, sweeden, and german take in more refugees because evil imperialism is causing war in their countries
>in the end, we got nuked and very little happens to their country in the end other than getting liberated with the world rothschild bank and mcdonalds.
north korea wont even get nuked back and the world turns a blind eye to their aggressions.

My first thought replying to you

>Hurr durr the cold war was a war meme.

Then oh wait...

>That was 26 years ago... not 16... that passed quickly.

inconvenient truth:

Nukes never existed.

A this point considering Best Korea is developing Multi-staged nukes we should probably just strategically bomb the living shit out of them and let based Southies invade

At*

>bubble ready to burst to a degree never seen before
>only way out is to wipe the slate with war
>the same war that has been impossible since the advent of nukes

Holy fuuuck this is literally the climax of Iron Sky playing out irl
Trump must've really made use of his uncles notes........

EDDIE

>UN declares the impossible to apply
>purposely showing it's non-power even further

>Despite US opposition
good luck getting it done then

so if everybody gives up their nukes and then someone makes some more, wtf do we do then?

If you think the US and Russia are going to give up their nuclear arsenals you are fucking high dude

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If it works as well as anything else the UN does, one can assume this will do litterally nothing

I'm stuck on the 10th planet eddie cmon man you gotta get me hooome

>me
>anxiously awaiting planetary nuclear Armageddon
>if not die instantly, fun ensues
>grab muh guns
>murder and steal for fun
>meet awesome dog
>go on adventures
>have best of times
>die happily of radiation poisoning knowing that all the bullshit is over and mostly everyone will be dead

is my dream crushed?

>I don't understand! How are they nuking us! This is a nuke free zone!

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>Safe

>Iron Sky

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>this is a thing

HOLY SHIT i LOVE THIS

BUT ISRAEL WILL NEVER ACTUALLY DISARM

THEIR NUKES CAN REACH AMERICA

AND THEIR NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEM

lol so glad we got trump... keks

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Not that rate

Finally, the nuclear threat is over. I'm literally shaking right now.


...who is going to enforce it?

So will we get chapter 3?

Launch them at each other
I'll go first
Gotcha, Belgium. Air burst right above EU Parliament in full sitting.

Oh, so they basically opened up the world for a trench war, but with modern weapons instead of the rudimentary weaponry used in WW1?! ROFL. How retarded are these people? They basically ensured a future WW3 with this political virtue signalling move. In the near future, radical regimes gets bold enough to call the bluff, and weren't nuked to goo, they will go full skullfuck and ignite WW3.

Just observe how nations like Turkey will make moves when they feel safe enough that the nuclear deterrence is put in effect. What a shit show.

>EU Parliament in full sitting
no such thing

rare

whats with the surge in rares lately

You don't really need nukes for planetary defense. A rocket going decently fast enough can deflect anything coming towards us that we'd see in time to defend against in the first place.

global exponential population growth

please
>israel gets wiped off the map
>we get to go full blast on everyone

we would win, mostly because we would keep nukes

If the nuclear threat ends, there is nothing stopping countries going to war with one another again. It's going to kick off.

>Ah ah, now you can't use nukes.
>Country still use nukes to blow someone else.
>The UN, after 4 years of deliberation, ruled that it wasn't very kind and ask you to stop.

Did people still think that the UN really has meaning or power? It's just a bunch of circlejerker that talks big.