Jew girls

I went on a date with a jew girl tonight. She was great, best date I've been on in a while. What am I getting myself into Sup Forums? What would expect?

It's okay, just be FRANK with her.

Depends what kind of judaism. Is she Reform? Orthodox? Big difference.

Reform jew?

Expect rich family and the best sex of your life. I only date jewish women because the perks can't be beat. Don't listen to Sup Forums

SAGE kike fake post... Dont take the bait

She's only a jew because family. She was actually stoked twhen I told her I was catholic. Totally straight ahead

Jews and Catholics seem to get together well. Tend to marry each other. Their kids are cashews. Good luck to you OP. Just keep her SJW tendencies in check. There will be a lot.

t. catholic who's dating a jew, himself.

Catholic who dated a German Jew.

Can confirm: great sex, SJW tendencies.

every time you fart around her say outloud
TIME TO GAS THE JEWS

I'd lock her in the closet, hook up a hose with a funnel and fart into it. I'd care so much about her I'd want her to get the full gas experience. After I was done, I'd leave her in a dumpster in the back of a Wafflehouse.

>A heavily pregnant Anne Frank will never pin you to the wall, kissing you deeply before throwing you onto the bed
>She will never guide your throbbing hard cock into her pussy.
>She will never stare at you in pure lust as she rides your dick
>ywn cum deep inside her when her water breaks
>ywn help Anne pull herself off of you as she moans in a mixture of orgasmic pleasure and excruciating pain
>ywn try and calm her as she begins to panic
>ywn see her clench her teeth as the contractions start to roll through her body
>ywn sooth her skin with a wet rag as the sweat rolls down her face, mixing with the tears that run from freely from her beautiful blue eyes
>ywn hear her grunting and realize she can only hold back her urge to scream for so long and she'll wake up the whole city
>thinkfast.jpg
>ywn French kiss Anne as she breathes in to shriek
>she will never feel an instant sense of relief for a few short moments
>ywn promise to kiss her passionately if she doesn't scream
>ywn kiss her and rub her stomach to relieve her aches with each contraction
>ywn feel Anne biting down your lip as she pushes, tearing the skin off bit by bit
>ywn have both your lips and hands locked with hers as Margot delivers the baby
>ywn pull your mouth from hers, your lips bleeding profusely, and kiss her rosy cheeks, leaving a very wet and very red mark on them
>ywn sit in the bed with Anne, holding the baby together, soaking your pants in her blood
>ywn have your seemingly endless moment of tranquility be disrupted by Edith complaining that you two completely ruined the bedsheets and that she'll never be able to get them clean
>"Oy gevalt, you two could've at least cleared the bed BEFORE bringing my first grandchild into the world on it! Made my job a little easier."
>ywn help Anne out of the bed while Edith tries her best to wash them
>ywn ignore the pain and kiss Anne on the mouth again, leaving her lips red as if coated with the brightest French lipstick

feelsbadman

how do I meet a Jewish girl in a place where there are very few Jewish girls...

I don't rightly know user. I'm no mad tho

Google your local synagogue.

Can I just show up to the synagogue? There's two in my city. I may actually do this Saturday evening

Yeah they generally don't mind, it's pretty common for non-Jews to come as guests for ceremonies, especially at interfaith centers where they already share the property with other congregations. Just show them appropriate respect and they'll respect you.

I'm afraid there will be very few real Ashkenazi girls and just a bunch of goy converts...

A nice girl that will love you regardless of her race, you stupid fat united statian nigger.

This entire thread is Toiv'e

Conversion rates to Judaism are notoriously low (probably the single largest reason why it's such a small religion) and it's actually quite hard in Orthodox communities so most of the people there will have been born into it.

Go ahead and spend a Saturday night there. Not like you've got much to lose apart from some time you probably wouldn't have done much with anyway.

pls share their financial market secrets thnx

>Toiv'e
This whole thread

Be a human being and fall in love. You deserve it.

And also stop being a pussy-ass-collectivist, man-up and be an individualist (judge people based on their individual merits and stop giving 100% of your identity over to group)

>Toiv'e

Wut

She will let you fuck her in the ass...

Just like the 30 other guys before you.