"great emu war"? the fuck?

what is this? any aussies here can explain how the fuck you go to "war" against wild animals that aren't even carnivorous
and somehow "lose"? the fuck?

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It was obviously pest control you stupid kike.

dunno how the aussies lost, but we lost against animals because their "friends" attacked us

and yet it's called a war which they lost

>pest control
>Aussies still exist post war

Emus need to step it up

We dont like to talk about such horrific things. How would you feel if i started threads about the holohoax?? Very disrespectful of you cunt.

then why the fuck did it include the military you dumbass fat goy

they have large talons mate

>Emu overpopulation
>Government decides to let army deal with it
>Army was incompetent
>Government then decided to pay local hunters and farmers to kill the birds
>Which ultimately worked.

Fuck off jew.

available manpower within the region

damn
did I touch a nerve or something

>muh kike

nice try stormfront
Sup Forums is a pro-jew board

Because the farmers can't be arsed to kill several hundred thousand emus, and that situation is pretty much what they pay taxes for anyways.

>how the fuck you go to "war" against wild animals

You should know that better than anyone else, desu

>Australia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy New Zealand in a week
TOP KEK CHINESE IMMIGRANT!!!
Oh believe you me, us aussies are ITCHING for a war with New Zealand. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of New Zealand soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the abos and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your Cantonese women, and killing EVERY sheepshagging Asian immigrant shit they see. When Australia's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.

no that's literally the answer, they have large talons

wait. really? are emus like bird cockroaches?

>farmers can't be asked to kill emus
uh
isn't that literally what happened eventually

Yes, they eat crops. They're basically like deer, but bigger niggers.

Yeah, because it turned out that the military was even less inclined to be arsed than the farmers.

we were bored and had new guns

yeah same.

Did your soldiers get Emu War service medals?

They formed a coalition with the Cassowary empire.

You'd never do it though. We provide you with your smartest cab drivers, heaps of sexy mahrees, and all your quality music

>what is this? any aussies here can explain how the fuck you go to "war" against wild animals that aren't even carnivorous
>and somehow "lose"? the fuck?

There are like, hundreds of thousands of those fucking birds....

And automatic weapon fire is expensive.

And they are pretty good at melee.

Imagine like locust got turned into giant chickens, then you get an idea of the levle of devestation they put down, got so bad that the farmers went and used machine guns to try and kill them, and they fucking LOST

i thought you guys are bros

poor cunts

something like 50,000 emus were roaming around decimating farms in the outback so the army gave two farmers some machine guns and said kill em but they only managed to kill 2500 birds so it was considered a failure.

Good question why its considered a battle, the army wasnt even the ones doing the shooting they just provided the weapons.

Aussies suck at rugby too

We are. Both those posts are by chinks.

You just remember that the only reason NZ isnt a state/territory of Australia is because we are too lazy to take it m8.
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We beat them at sports all the time and they get really triggered

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Pretty sure NZ has never won an AFL grand final

Has anyone actually read up on what happened? Emus are very skittish. As soon as they see a human they are running away at a very high speed. As many as 55k emu were killed as a result of the war.

checked

As if you could ever stop beating your woman long enough to fight a war

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>Aussies suck at rugby
DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY RUGBYFU REEEEE!

If we believe the lefties male children being killed by their fathers is violence against women not violence against men so sure

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Add Abos too

Slide threads just for Aussie's? I feel so special.
Australian's playing a massive role in this psyop war. Fight on brothers.

Emus dodge bullets user. They can dodge full auto fire.

>not even carnivorous

All aussies are woman and you beat each other up all the time

if a woman kills another woman is it violence against women?

>muh rationalizations

Fuck off trying to get in here then you moari fucking scum. Your race is literally bacteria.

Lost the war so we glassed them

Seriously I can keep deers out of my garden by spreading a little human hair around it kek don't think the two compare very well

>he's a unionfag
Who else /maroon/ here?

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Reminder NZ is not a continent

Don't you die more than 40 minutes in land in yours though?

HAHAHA rugby is for faggots anyway.
>Let's run at each other, head first at high speed and literally make no ground
Rugby is a sport for dumb cunts.

>he can''t handle 40 degree heat
in australia thats just a normal day m8, only tourists die in the outback, normally killed by serial killers.

How's the pest control going in your neck of the woods, Shlomo?

At least we didn't lose any troops against the animals we fought.

depends on the emu and if its mating season. a male in season will chase you even if its hundreds of meters away when it spots you.

>Australians fight war with animals
>Lose

>Americans fight war with Americans for animals
>Win/Lose

Who was in the wrong here?

Choicebroland is basically our little brother.

Needless to say, they rage about everything, and try to stay relevant any way possible. Just like any little brother does.

I guess at least the Kiwis have Union, but that's about it.

"Great Intifada"? What the fuck

what is this? any jews here can explain how the fuck you go to "war" against wild animals that aren't even sentient.
and somehow "lose"? the fuck?

That means you won the war m8
>deers

>"great emu war"? the fuck?

Have they declared open hunting season on Emus yet?

Im white and you will take all these fucking niggers away from my lawn

To be honest the purpose of that nuke was to kill aboriginals.

Implying that you are decent at anything else, except getting blind drunk and bashing your women. And spending time in prison.

Pol is more of a contrarian board, you're kinda just asking for anti-semitism now, chosenite.

Crime is for maori and we send them to aus

Accurate.

Or an NRL Grand Final.

>chur bro, how mean are the Warriors cuz.

DV is nz's greatest pastime

>Sup Forums claims the Emu shoah didn't happen
>pictures right here

You are posting from quakeville so idgaf
stay there pussy

But in Australia, animals have rights and you can't just kill the whole lot of em in 6 days

army gave 2 farmers a machine gun each and said "deal wit it"
So, in true aussie style the two blokes pissed around and played rambo for a bit, occasionally shot a few pests, then after getting "over it mate"
started actually hunting them again.
by that stage, lots of ammo gone.
only managed to drop a few hundred more each before they ran out.
K:B ratio got the operation canceled.
AKA, Wouldnt give the farmers more bullets and requested their guns back.

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Fuck that im in gookland

Maybe the aussies can hire some moaris to kill all the emu's. Moaris get the blame for making the moa's extinct.

If there was a DV Olympics, NZ would be undefeated.

And all the gold they would win, they could buy a better country.

>This shit again

Next thing you know you'll start telling those same old tired lies about how we use their bodies for meat oil and soap.

Look would a death camp really have a restaurant in it?

Dont you have your own breed of niggers?

All these fags trying to bait me is hilarious.
Hillary is not your president.
Stand by my point Maori's are a disease worse than AIDS.

>pretending abos are not a thousand times worse

>pretending we are not sending all the maori to aus anyway

>implying Pakeha's are any better

It's past your bedtime NZ, night night.

abbos are abbos user.
and maori are the same thing.
fucking abbos.

Kiwis being mean to us ITT
Rude

Emu hunting tourism?

Our niggers got as far as skirts and huts and boats

Your niggers never got past the stick

Hard not to make fun of you

they had a stick you can throw at an animal, kill it and then the stick returns to you.
its a pretty impressive stick lets be honest.

>le ebin emu war XD
>ausie butt kicked by ebin EMUS priase kek LOL!

Yeah you know those four legged animals that run wild in the woods Bambi was one of them. Also because you could be referring to my use of deers as a plural there is nothing wrong with that it's just not in common use faggot grammarist.com/plurals/deer-vs-deers/

I'm sorry, but you are only allowed to post in this thread if your country has more than two combat ships in it's Navy. I must kindly ask you to leave.

And they made that other stick they blow through to make shitty music

Truely they were mighty sticksmiths

Nice digits.. only fitting.
I don't know what the fuck Packfags are because I'm not fucking retarded.

Managing to somehow lose at pest control is more embarrassing than losing a war ever would be.

It's a meme, we're so fucking awesome and formidable that you have to invent an exaggeration of history to find something to laugh at at our expense.

Your covered in pakis dad fuck off and die

So your saying the Muslims are not a pest?