Why are Conservashits horrible comedians and tend to be unfunny people in general?

Why are Conservashits horrible comedians and tend to be unfunny people in general?

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Theyre too busy with real jobs and being useful members of society.

FPBP checked

> conservatives
> real jobs

Yea I guess we do need truck drivers so markets can get their goods on time still lmao

better a truck driver than a major in gender studies

>Gets BTFO
>Comes up with a shitty meme comeback
How about you fuck back off to reddit friend?

most conservashits are dumb fucks

the ones who aren't are funny though

pic reated

fuck off /intl/

Achktually Amy Scumer and Aziz Ansari are sooo hilarious. Gawd fuckin Drump conservatives jeez go back to hillbilly town hehe

Are you really dissing the one job that makes our entire society function? Also Sage

it feels like conservatives take the 'im a man i act serious all the time hurrr' thing a little too seriously

God's slaves.

This and conservatives tend to be mentally ill anti social hostile schizophrenics self loathing tight wads that take themselves to seriously

Don't put down truck drivers like that, most right wing retards just sell meth and collect fraudulent disability benefits

Checks out, also spiced for faggotry

hahahahahahahahahah
You're right user, leftists are fucking hilarious.

>attacks the groups of people that maintain their standard of living
>real jobs

kek
Got any other hilarious one liners you can share with us, captain Bitcoin?

>implying
oh no do i have to provide all of your shitty lefty memes to show how "funny" you lot are?

you still sour about the amy schumer thing?

Because people who are perpetually butthurt and indignant usually aren't very funny.

I'm pretty funny. Crowder is not however.

maybe because they try to face the real problems and doesn't lives in a parallel world like the libtards

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(Also fpbp)

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Care to back up your image with facts, OP?

By all means link me to anything Crowder has said that supports Hitler or the Nazis. Or are you just a typical leftist that calls anybody they don't like a Nazi?

You have watered down the Nazi claim so much that it doesn't even mean anything anymore. It's like feminists who call harassment in an online video game "rape". You have diluted the meaning of the word so much it is meaningless now.

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Why aren't libshits as funny as pic related?

you should do stand up user

>Crowder is not however
Not even as Bob Ross?
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Shkreli and Trump are the funniest people i can think off. Comedy doesnt make me laugh.

yeah truck drivers arent as necessary as starbucks baristas

Conservative comedians tend to joke about faggot losers like you. So when you are the joke, you don't find it funny.

I wish entire industry changing mediums would change ratings systems for me because I'm related to a powerful senator.

That's a funny way of describing today's leftists.

Lol check out this edgl0rd

Aziz is legit funny though, he plays characters well and gives them a lot of depth. Amy Schumer can fuck off

I think Crowder's plenty 'funny'.

youtube.com/watch?v=E8akcvo5P-M

Bill Burr
Joe Rohan
Dilbertman

I challenge you to name a leftist comedian currently working funnier than these three.

I wish Patrice O'Neal was still alive.

Chapelle's new specials were pretty on point and very right leaning

Truck driver is not a real job? Farmers aren't a genuine job?

Oh I know. Lets google job market based on degrees and majors and lets take the worst one, and then when we graduate and don't find jobs, lets cry and blame capitalism while chicken tendie that we got from welfare fall out of our mouths.

This is why I hate welfare. It supports the lives of people that should be extinct.

Could you elaborate?

Is that why most unemployed people voted for democrats? Eat shit and die.

Abolish fucking welfare.

not as bad or cringetastic as democrats. you faggots are autistic as shit

>gets BTFO in the first reply
>starts melting down
el oh el

first post. best post.

> liberals
> cringey
> Autistic

Sure thing sweetie

said the people who can't handle being called a nigger, faggot, spic or kike.

Stop taking yourselves so seriously! Sheesh!

Fuck off Cletus . You should have been aborted you fucking failure piece of shit virgin fag

>implying that Iam a SJW
> implying liberals can't be politically incorrect

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Politics aside, that's quite an impressive physical transformation. Good for him.

> implying I voted for Hillary

She was still miles and leagues better than mentally ill drumpfy tho

You might wanna check the flag because you rage post, retard.

The red pill is quite depressive medication. Do you remind anything fun in Matrix?

>sweetie
fat, lonely, middle aged woman confirmed

liberal comedians make me cringe and conservative comedians make me cringe.

Conservatives have lower IQs on average, and lack the cognitive ability to create clever, original humor. So they just regurgitate memes and half-baked humor

Bump

Bumpp

>Conservashits


I know right, gooo Amy Schumer,
so funny

wtf I love Saudi Arabia now

Bill Burr isn't right wing. He just isn't a total SJW cuck. On a Joe Rogan podcast in January 2017 he talks about how he liked Bernie Sanders way more than Trump or Clinton.

I would say Burr leans slightly to the left, but compared to the ultra progressive leftists we are used to today, that appears right wing.

Skip to 1:44:00
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Burr talks about who he wanted to win. He talks shit on Trump and Clinton and says Sanders was his pick of the choices we had, but he even criticizes Sanders and didn't love him either.

Not trying to say Burr is a leftist. Just saying no "right winger" is going to like Sanders.

HAHAHA CONSERVASHITS ARE SO UNFUNNY RIGHT? AMY SHUMER IS A TOP CLASS COMEDIAN!!!

They should , working class right wingers should align their economic priorities and vote for candidates like Bernie . Not vote against their interests because they get triggered by gay couples and Mexicans

> AMY SCHUMER IS TOP CLASS COMEDIANS

KEK SO REDPILLED BRO , DID YOU SEE THE LAST MILO AND MOLYNEUX YOUTUBEZ? SO BASED & REDPILLED XDDDDDDD!!!!

I think in the next 10 years or so, we'll see a lot of comedians who identify as conservatives.

Bernie would kill their jobs. Maybe one thing democrats have shown over and over again is that higher taxes, minimum wage and large unions HURT the working class.

YEAH BASED TRUMP DOOD!!

You can't be fucking serious OP

How does vastly expanding gibs for the leeches of society help the legitimate working class?

Know what happens when you massively increase the taxes on the rich? They leave. They aren't prisoners in the USA who can't leave. You try to take away their billions and they fuck off to some place that isn't trying to steal their money and take all their investing and entrepreneur power with them.

Thinking you can just tax the rich like crazy and give to the poor is an incredibly juvenile understanding of how the world works.

I never liked Trump, but Bernie can go fuck himself with his socialist commie bullshit.

>“These days, the American dream is more apt to be realized in South America, in places such as Ecuador, Venezuela and Argentina, where incomes are actually more equal today than they are in the land of Horatio Alger.”

>Bill Burr
Not right-wing
>Joe Rohan
No idea who he is
>Dilbertman
Degenerate that sleeps around with young women.
A snarky conservative comment here or there, or just because these people oppose SJWs, doesn't redeem as people or make them funny in general.

>doesn't redeem them* as people

> (you)

Corporate bootlickers

are you one of those people who think humans are equal?

ZABLOMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!

Some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard would never be uttered by a modern-day leftist comedian.

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The conservatives are never supposed to be funny. The liberals are supposed to be the masters of pop culture. Remember classic season 4 to 10 Simpsons? Mr Show? The Daily Show? All the great standup comedians? They fucking SUCK these days. They have become radicalized and as a result take themselves too seriously now. The liberals have become totally unfunny. Now conservatives are trying to jump into the gap, and that is not their jobs. They were never supposed to be that funny. The liberals need to stop pushing their quasi religious tinged identity politics and wake up to reality. Then maybe they will be funny again.

Does pure racial hatred make people serious, unable to handle the lighter side of life? Look no further than Steven "Incinerate Jews into Powder" Crowder, a man way beyond extreme, even for a hardened white supremacist like myself. The dude is just filled with rage and needs to be locked up before he goes full Breivik. No shit conservatives make horrible comedians; Crowder's brutality will send a chill down your spine. Watch at your own risk.

>neo liberal comedy
>funny
Your taste is fucking garbage.

We have the funniest memes, what the fuck you talking about?

LEFTISTS CAN'T FUCKING MEME

>that nose
>short forehead
>thin upper lip
>jew hair

He's a self-loathing Jew., lol. He's at least 30-40% Jewish.

Op, if you think ppl like greg gutfeld arent way funnier than stewart or anybody on the left you are a feces masticating inferior little girl.
And you touch paper and have sex with glass.

When conservatives get funny, they get called racist

Under rated.

What a phenomenal argument to statistical proof!

>liberal projection

Oh, look. Another Character Assassination thread... SAGE!

OP,
Do you want me to shoot you like I shot those cunts at Isla Vista

Really vitalises my thinking thingies.

Comedy (and a sense of humour in general) is an evolved reaction designed to reward cultural course-corrections. In other words to bring us back to reality.

Reality has a strong left-wing bias.

Are you autistic? Where do you think you are.

His name is spelled Elliot Rodger you fucking failure.

Do not disrespect the Supreme Gentleman like that.

>all republicans are truck drivers and retards!

Then you fags wonder why Trump won