Be me

[Christian Foster]

>be me
>wake up and apply 3 layers of make-up to cover my aging face even though I'm only 22
>go on youtube
>post video about how a meanie troll called me "a kike bitch"
>don'tforgettodonatetomypatreon.jpg
>wait for views
>go on Twitter, post meme I saw on Sup Forums
>withdraw funds from Patreon, fly to Germany
>rideTimPooldick.mpeg
>go to anti-capitalist riot
>expect larping ANTIFA burgers, get real violent Germanignogs
>get scared
>go on YouTube, cry about meanie ANTIFA "calling me names"
>don'tforgettodonatetomypatreon.jpg
>withdraw funds from Patreon
>buy soy latte
>go on Instagram, post bikini photo
>go on Twitter, RT The Rebel Media
>repeat

[Nathan Brooks]

reminder that this is a divide and conquer thread from shills. Sage every thread you see like this.

[Andrew Brown]

I'd still bang her.

[Carson Myers]

>be a leftist nigger
>go on big meanie Sup Forums
>post thread LARPing as an ugly MTGOW beta faggot
>thread goes straight to 404

[Michael Allen]

she's cute! any of her tits?

[Gabriel Evans]

>>go on Instagram, post bikini photo
Where?

[Jayden Young]

>e-celebs are Sup Forums

go away leaf

[Oliver Campbell]

wtf I hate having any media influence now
Lauren is not for lewd.

[Camden Flores]

>divide and conquer
>unironically supporting some whore who uses your cause to make herself rich

[Zachary Rivera]

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