Just saw Spider-Man

>the washington monument is racist!

was she right?

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Just wait until they start making songs and movies about Glorious Revolution

Yes. This is Sup Forums however so don't expect them to admit it.

It was built by slaves of course it's racist.

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She's cute.

There is a new spider man movie?

For an abbo.

WUZ

Right! I'd renounce my racism for her. Fuck the Washington monument!

Why do they keep rebooting comic book movies?

Yep. And the girl in the OP is the new MJ. Disney realized she'd be cuter as a black girl.

The quest for more money.

MJ

Technically, not sure how spidermany it'll be.

Pretty much if it wasn't built by spics, it's racist.

Mary jane is a nigger now? wasn't she a redhead? fuck this kike disney. I'm glad i haven't paid a ticket since Avatar, fuck holywood.

This is real?

RIP Spider-man. I thought you would make it, but nope.

does every fucking movie have to have a "woke" nigger in it?

Because they are completely out of ideas and has to rehash loved stories to make good money.

A black tranny, a fat gook, a twink and a quadroon? every school is like that yup.

>The washington monument was built by slaves so it's bad

The pyramids were also built by slaves, does that mean the pyramids are bad?

Fuck the movie had the most forced diversity casting I've ever seen. That scene in the gym with the group of students on the bleachers, you had the Jew kid with the typical kippah and peyot, you have the Sikh or Muslim guy with the turban then all sorts of shades of browns. That movie was multi-culti on steroids.

>not a straight man to be found
yep, sounds like queens

Because they lose ownership of the brand after so many years. Ten, I think.

B-but her name was Michelle.

Is there any reason to doubt it? Marvel has been going SJW for the last few years.

Holland's probably gay too. If he does come out it wouldn't surprise me that Marvel makes Spiderman gay in the movies too.
The picture is missing Spidey's school bully, here he is.

>Holland's probably gay too
he's definitely gay.

Yes. The reason it just not brought up as much is because of how long ago it was. In a thousand years from now nobody will care about American slavery either.

I can't believe Mary Jane is a shitskin now

>Holland's probably gay too. If he does come out it wouldn't surprise me that Marvel makes Spiderman gay in the movies too.
Spider man: Homecumming

MJ is a nigger, and they already introduced nigger-Spiderman's uncle... Will they be replacing Tony Stark with a chick soon too? Maybe bring in Yellow Hulk and the Not-a-Captain Not-American female captain America? Maybe have Hawkeye spontaneously turn gay too?

is that will smiths son?

Anyone else really like MJ. I'll take her over bland Kirsten any day.

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She's hot

Who's pajeet supposed to be?

I hate Zan Danielle or whatever her name is. Her face pisses me off.

I liked how autistic she was.

Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

Will they make a movie where a black superhero or a character from a book is casted as white?

Not black, but we do it to asians all the time. No one wants to watch soulless gooks be superheroes or even just regular heroes.

Flash

No and she's a piece of shit. Her being in the movie was racist. It's tokenism.

Hella diverse classroom.

Lel, i'm done for today, going to get drunk.

>Why do they keep rebooting comic book movies?
Specifically with Spider-Man, Sony owned the copyright instead of Marvel.
Marvel wanted to get Spider-Man back so that they could work him into their interconnected "Avengers" universe, because he's one of the best-known superheroes and would obviously make them even more money.
Sony wanted to hang onto the property because, again, Spider-Man makes tons of fucking money. But they can't just sit on the copyright, they actually have to do stuff with it. Otherwise it expires and goes back to Marvel.
So they had the movie series starting in 2002 with Tobey Maguire, which ran for three movies. Then Sony rebooted it in 2012 with Andrew Garfield to keep making more movies and hang onto the copyright.
The only reason that they're rebooting Spider-Man AGAIN is because Sony and Marvel finally came to some agreement where they'll share profits or some shit, and so now Marvel is making their own version of Spider-Man so that it can connect with the rest of their Avengers movies.

This is all just what I remember being told once, so I'm sure a few of the smaller details will get corrected by some faggot, but this is the basic gestalt of it.

It was built by slaves but it was meant to honor a person. If it was made to make fun of balcks or honor whites, then i'd agree.

its missing the chad thundercocks

Buena suerte, amigo.

From what I know all the rights were reverted to Marvel. Also with Garfield's reboot Sony initially planned more movies but they had too high expectations about ROI so that's also a factor why the rights went back to Marvel, Sony considered their reboot as a failure.

Marvel are scraping for bottom of the barrel characters that no-one ever gave a shit about to satiate their urge for """diversity""", no surprise there.

>tfw pic related is what the character actually should have looked like

this is a pic of a chad that is a bully

this is a pic of a short manlet beta who was put in for the name of (((diversity)))

>Human Bondage

>>the washington monument is racist!

So what?

Fuck. That flash thompson was so accurate to the comics. He was in a shit movie but so fucking spot on. This forced diversity shit is soul crushing.

>that jew in the back
That's right. IN THE BACK.
Anti-semites.

No.
No evidence it was built by slaves. And if you go "oh but the economy was built on slave labor so indirectly it's still the product of slavery" then you're a faggot.

Most of it wasn't even built until after the civil war. Only

Cute like a pug.

>Will they be replacing Tony Stark with a chick soon too?
Already happened a few years back in the comics, Pepper Pots got her own armour. I think she went by Ironheart, then she was quietly removed once Tony healed up (and they realized that there was a genderbent Iron Man porn movie of the same name).

>Maybe bring in Yellow Hulk
There's a grey one (he beat up Santa Claus once) and a red one. There's also a blue Abomination (rick jones), and a red she-hulk. Also at one point they had a crossover where everybody turned into a hulk. I'm not kidding. You had captain America hulk, thor hulk, spider-hulk...


>and the Not-a-Captain Not-American female captain America?
The current captain America in the comics is Falcon, the black guy with the flying suit. The previous cap is currently a Nazi.

>Maybe have Hawkeye spontaneously turn gay too?
I don't think that happened yet, but in the ultimate comics he was Bullseye (a criminal psychopath who can use anything into a weapon, including peeling off his own fingernails while being tortured and using it as projectiles to kill his captors/torturers). There's also a girl hawkeye who I think was the regular ones girlfriend at some point.

Comic books!

The blonde girl behind him is Gwen, right?

No wait, this movie has shit ton of forced diversity, so let me guess again:

The blonde girl behind him is Harry Osborn, right?

It's not Mary-Jane. her name is Michelle J-something. So same acronym but new girl which gives them more freedom I guess.

No, the monument was built by a Mason's guild the Freemasons. The stones quarried might have been cut out by slaves though

It wasn't built by slaves though

Probably. Blondes are bad guys if you've been reading marvel comics at all. That is unless they are gay.

Nah that's actually gwen

>Bland = white

Your nigger fetish is showing.

Right?

In current comic there is a sheboon running around as iron man, hulk is now Asian, and a Hispanic chick named America is trying to be the new cap

Check out "Diversity in Comics" on jewtube if you want a quick run down. He makes a good case for her becoming a villain someday.

Fuck Marvel. All they say is that they don't want anyone but SJWtards to watch their movies. I can't even look at the Avengers or Iron Man shit anymore, because all I see is the actors calling me a racist, or islamophobe, or whatever buzzwords they're using that day.
Let fucking Marvel burn itself down.

I forgot about that, I don't read capeshit anymore.

Fir easy shekkel from nu males.

It's the new stereotype from the hollyjew.
So evryone ignores the hoodrats.

When will (((hoollywood))) stop exporting their degeneracy ?

it better

shes is

They could just be friends you know.

That class looks like a McDonald's ad from the 90s.

that reading material

Anyone paying Marvel Jew Disney money for their SJW propaganda just kill yourself.

It's a great way of turning $120,000,000 in to $600,000,000

What sucks is the movie is probably going to do well financially. This whole hipster self hating anti white progressive culture has taken over America. The inner cities are a cesspool of this shitty culture.

Makes sense, if captain America really cared about America he would go full nazi

I want to put this fucking garbage to rest ive seen this fucking thread half a dozen times and the agenda pushers today can open a fucking history book and actually learn something

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>The Washington Monument, designed by Robert Mills and eventually completed by Thomas Casey and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, honors and memorializes George Washington at the center of the nation's capital. The structure was completed in two phases of construction, one private (1848-1854) and one public (1876-1884).

Can confirm that schools in Queens actually look that diverse.

but this is the actual diversity of a Queens high school

Fucking hell I'm going out with a grill to see this shit tomorrow.

>it needs to be diverse
>it needs to look like us
uhhh thats not diverse?? how about they break out of their little shell and do something all white for a change?

Even if they made the movie less diverse, everyone in New York City would call bullshit because that's an accurate representation of the diversity unlike other parts of the country.

will people ever stop paying to watch this fucking shit? iron man came out in 2008, it's been nonstop comic shit since then. doesn't it ever get old?

Anyone else hate the SJW Marvel Comics. While Marvel has more box office money they're going on a comic decline since no one wants to read She Hulk vs a YouTube chef(That's a real plot). Just can't wait until Thor 5 when Thor is a girl and fights the patriarchy

Flash Thompson

No it wasn't, they transported some of the quarry but didn't play a role in the actual building of the monument. But the left only cares about their narrative, not historical accuracy, so what does it matter.

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>hurr I'mma upset cuz this movie about drawings for kiddies is shit durr

>How can we further degrade America, Moshe?
>We'll make another capeshit movie, Hershal. A real summer blockbuster.
>A traditional white role will be replaced by a minority
>But not just any minority
>Its gotta be an ugly one
>Not just one of our staple Jewesses
>Trump tryin to kick out all the future Democrats, so we should play offa that
>Its gotta be a Mestizo broad
>And a fuckin hideous one at that
>Shes gotta have the type of shit eating face that lets the goyim know her IQ is bordering on 60. That'll really rile up the Nazis.
>The type of Beaner that looks so hideous it'll crush the spirit of every right wing vote when we have People magazine name her most beautiful actress
>Shes gotta be cock eyed too, just rub it in their faces.
>And to top it all off, we'll have her explicitly insult American monuments and tradition
>We'll show those goyim we still run this show
>So what movie are we gonna shove this all into, Moshe?
>What else but Spiderman?

t. Marvel Studios board of directors

How can he be right, if the eyes arent real?

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Holy frag, that isnt a lad? I just dont see much of these people around where I live...