>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
>caller says a group of 30 male blacks, age 10, 11, and 12 in the alley throwing rocks at houses and breaking windows wew, not even sundown yet.
Jonathan Gonzalez
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Liam Murphy
Keys checked for a full moon. >check yo keys
Easton Cook
Dammit Adam, check your keys.
Logan Evans
>drunk male and drunk male fell down the stairs >both are injured
Thomas Perry
Hot damn it's a nice night for some scanner action.
Hope everyone is comfy tonight
Alexander Butler
Thank GOD the only decent thread going point and laugh at the chaos anons.
Logan Allen
I'm in the /comfy/ zone. Think I'll play the streets card tonight.
Kayden Thompson
Right?
People are acting like G20 riots are a new thing. Hell I remember listening to them happen back in 2000 when I was 13.
The only thing that would make them interesting is if there were trucks of peace 'culturally enriching' the crowds of dirty Antifa hippies
Juan Cruz
I doubt very much that the truckturks would harm a dreadlock on the head of their enablers
Angel Lewis
>shots fired
Dominic Butler
>male black with a gun sellin' drugs
Adrian Sullivan
male blak with drugs selling guns
Nathaniel Lee
male drug with guns selling black
Anthony Butler
male guns with drugs selling blacks
Joseph Morgan
oh god what did I start
Camden Wilson
bump for approaching Robert hours
Connor Cox
drug guns with black selling male
Nolan Smith
>mfw I get home from work in a few hours
Oliver Bennett
I think I'll play my old favorite from last season. >we blackout now
Daniel Parker
10-4 >we blackout now >person down in the alley
Elijah Torres
>group of kids on the roof of the abandoned school >throwing rocks >they have started a fire
Owen Peterson
>dispatch- I love you too ahhhhhh
Benjamin Wilson
Robert is moving in on my waifu
Jace Young
...
Gavin Edwards
>how much does the body weigh
Nathan Myers
bump
Matthew Martinez
>lost pit bull
Austin King
>lost you mean escaped and dangerous
Xavier Baker
Open key in the middle of a party
Robert Ortiz
>male white behind the dumpster shooting up drugs check yo keys Adam
Logan King
Real Robert Hours Soon™
Thomas Reed
>some garbage on fire
Gabriel Kelly
>mayor's office >some garbage >have some respect
Jason Watson
>male black tried to stab him with a knife >tried Nice.
Matthew Cruz
>person shot in a vehicle at Roosevelt and Independence
Juan Powell
Here we go! Real Robert hours in 15 min lads
Joseph Bennett
>still throwing fireworks at people The 4th was four days ago, so isn't it time to get back to work? ooohhhhh, right....
Jose Jackson
Robert has punched in!
Lucas Reyes
Wakka wakka wakka
Michael Turner
Robert is relaxing but Male Black is around
Grayson Johnson
bump for incoming Real Robert Hours
Carter Butler
what is going on right now on the radio >>waka waka waka
Joshua Moore
>ShotSpotter indicating two rounds fired
Logan Lopez
>ttthhhpppbbbdddddd >flakka wakka Damn, Robert is getting sassy after the holiday weekend burnout
Wyatt Gutierrez
First time listener, who is Robert, is it just code for officer?
Zachary Gomez
code for night shifts of officers.
Lucas Foster
And Real Robert Hours descends upon the city. Some fresh Robert OC.
Jeremiah Reyes
here ya go
William Price
Jesus Robert here got back from a concert. Love you Roberts.
Colton Richardson
Nice content, user. Saved. If you get bored, please work on skyline shots or other Chiraq cityscapes we can use for fresh OP. Much love from the Midwest, bruv.
Jaxon Moore
>somebody has a criminal record for murder so use caution
Lucas Kelly
10-4 here's another. The original pics aren't mine. I picked them up from the July 4th shit show news coverage.
Ian Adams
>even in death his pants are falling down
Austin Perez
>implying any of these images were taken first-hand Just stay comfy, Robert. We'll be chilling here all summer.
Joseph Sullivan
>dammit, she's calling on a church. That's like bad karma
Cooper Hughes
Male white is cussing loudly
Juan Foster
shots heard!
Adrian Reyes
WASH HIS MOUF WIT SOAP, ROBERT!
David Taylor
Swoop I have original Chicago pics
Luke Foster
Your contributions are very much appreciated, Robert.
Adam Lewis
>Shooter in hospital
Brandon Powell
...
Chase Ortiz
This is all from me
Bentley Ortiz
BATTERY!
Henry Barnes
>gentleman inspecting asphalt up close. >we helped him. >person stabbed in the stomach
Ayden Adams
>gang members have a loud gathering >since noon
Michael Evans
>he's a big guy
Cooper Gomez
This thread is severely lacking bingo cards. How're all you roberts this evening?
Jayden Morgan
...
Aiden Kelly
...
Grayson Thompson
>gamblin' >sellin' drugz
Jack Perry
Bring the kids for the battery! It's like Chuck E Cheese without the pizza. Or the games.
Austin Walker
>dispute with the ex girlfriend >she's stalking him
Matthew Mitchell
>Shots fired
Jackson Thomas
I'm no photographer but here's a first hand from Lincoln Zoo
Jaxson Roberts
>he's coming up wanted, armed, and dangerous
Isaac Ross
or the niggers.
Benjamin Thomas
>hispanic female >bleeding from her face
Jason Rivera
Any body removals yet tonight?
Grayson Parker
>intoxicated people >shooting guns in the air
Caleb Miller
Ay! Ay! Ay! Pow! Pow!
Andrew Wood
not yet
Alexander Anderson
What's up fellow Robertists?
Nicholas Morgan
>toom uch people in the dick
Jack Cook
>being attacked by the husband >he's drunk
James Wright
> >10 shots fired
Jason Adams
Stable is not a condition REEEEEE!
David Phillips
Real robert hours
Blake Price
'morning Roberts. Absolutely stunning full moon out tonight
Joseph Stewart
Well, full moon is known to bring out the crazies....
And there's the shots fired
Nathaniel Morgan
Power outage in LA 90025? Not chicago but potential chimpout in progress. When it's dark they loot right ?
Kayden Williams
And the chicks going into labor.
Blake Martin
>Jesus Robert drunken >paperwork on burglary >user having party on a deck, afraid it's going to collapse
Jayden Cruz
>they're partying on a deck >caller is concerned it may collapse
Asher Phillips
fyi, the concert letting out at United Center is WGCI Summer Jam featuring Lil Wayne and Jeezy
Blake Phillips
where is white power Robert? it's not the same without him >request for waaaam-bulance.
