Fellow Kekistanians, I have an epic tale to tell you. I have become a martyr for our glorious struggle.
>be me
>be in high school (I'm 19 faggots calm down I ain't no underage b&)
>decide to do some IRL trolling of the local faggot support club
>go to one of their meetings in a pink wig and lipstick so they think I'm a tranny
>to introduce myself I start reciting the attack helicopter copypasta, a few seconds later some (((dyke))) says "oh fuck off asshole"
>I yell at her to RESPECT MY IDENTITY SHITLORD and start spinning around like a helicopter, knocking shit down and hitting a few people
>they tell me to go, I tell them no while giggling like a mad man
>some ugly (((bitch))) decides to go get a teacher to have them deal with it, so I run in front of the door
>it tells me to get out of the way
>smiling like a lunatic high off of the massive amounts of butthurt, I just start saying "praise KEK" over and over again, getting louder and louder
>the stupid whore punches me in the face and my nose starts bleeding
>mfw I got suspended for two weeks
On this day I become a martyr for my glorious nation. I do this because I love you all.
P R A I S E K E K
Fellow Kekistanians, I have an epic tale to tell you. I have become a martyr for our glorious struggle
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wow it's like an all-text version of le rage comic
you are so fucking BASED my fellow pede. MAGA.
It was funny until praise kek
Thank you my fellow kekistani. MAGA
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Shadilay fellow Pede!
That sounds so fucking BASED.
Someone get this pede a coat and quad bricks!!! QUAD BRICKS!!!!!
Based helicopter man redpilling normies
#MAGA
$0.02 has been deposited in youre account, Shariablue
Hey I was just thinking are any of you fellow Pedes good with computers? We really need to get a brickbot and coatbot here on pol.
This site is OK and i think alligning with the pol-tards will be a huge step in fighting the globalists but honestly brickbot will make this site 10x better!
Praise kek!
Man, thanks guys. I wish I had friends like you IRL
sounds based desu
>>>/reddit/
>high school
>19
fucking loser.
bump
>19 years old
>still in high school
nigger detected
the only reddit I uses is the_donald, try again JIDF
fuck off I'm not a nigger.
hello CNN
I know this is bait but this is a really good example of what r/thedonald is like
even though I've never been there
best reply
Fuck off nazi, you're the real fascist. MAGA.
it's not bait, fuck off. the_donald is a pretty based sub, don't be a cuck.
whoa many lulz were had brother, praise kek!!!
fuck off newfag
You had me making keking noises.
guys stfu and call t_d to get in this place
You should have seen my school's LGBT group when I went there. It's probably worse after I left. Had a gay friend who I remembered was hyped about joining it in middle school, left after a few days because in his words "The Degenerates were using it as a fuck site." Kinda why I still look down on the groups. That and the fact they're just a bunch of whiney fags.
uh
Sigh.... Summer
Freaking based
Nice b8 m8 here's your (you)
my keks are in orbit
Shill get $ for (you)
you are surely on the path to a successful political career.
>Degenerates
>Middle school gay kid talking like that
Fake and gay
Wow, you are so cool, dude....
grow up cringe-man
good job senpai, go forth and wage meme jihad.
So, who'd you take down with you?
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Oh god. The cancer.
This is the most reddit thing I've seen all day.
It just needs a squeaky noise and it'll be perfect.
BUMP
bump
SHADILAY YOUNG NIGGA
CHECKEM
vid or it didn't happen.
>if it happened:
lulz gj. ur not a martyr tho calm down newfag.
>if it didn't:
you are cancer kys
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PRAISE KEK SHABADOO
KEK
had me laughing at the top tier cringe bait
>19 year old high schooler
>got himself suspended over epic trolling for some dumb Sup Forums joke
CNN will fall
fk missed trips by 1
Why are you 19 and in high school?
***SQUEAK***
Where there any BASED black guys there?
Fucking based fellow pede!
We should totally find some based black guys to breed with
Fuck off I'm no fag or nigger enabler.
This is your prize
Get out our trump god emperor movement is allowed for all worshipers of him and kek. We are all Americans here and those antifa aren't