CALIFORNIA YES!

>state constantly wants and hands out gibs
>acts like an AnCap
>wut

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>WE MUST PROTECT THE ENVIRONMET DUDE
>DUDE PAY OFF OUR DEBT OR WE WILL LET THE ENVIRONMENT BURN
I hate this state so God damn much

i'm not up on Parks and Rec, but are we talking Federally own land burning? would think federal government would be responsible for it if that were the case. Hate Cali fags as much as the anyone, though

CA? More like CU.

I'm all for it. you niggers constantly ruin environmental agencies, but cry like shitheads whenever we hold you to your own standards. Our lawn being clean doesn't mean shit if your neighbor's lawn is full of termites, broken vehicles and aids.

I'm okay with this as long as they agree to adjust their budget.

californian genocide when?

>we don't have the money to repair our roads and waterways
>we established funds for illegals to attend college for free and hire legal representation for them
god I can't wait to leave this state

Let it burn. It's close the gap between California's natural beauty with it's urban 'beauty'.

the feds own way too much land, and ca has a point to an extent.
however, they look hypocritical doing so, and also afaik they refuse to clear brush from certain areas bc of some muh-enviroment related nonsense, so the forest fires are more numerous and hard to contain. gotta save the black bearded jewbeetle or whatever.

most of that beauty is dying because you niggers wont cap your emissions and polution. the global system affects us and if the entire fucking central government is going to disown environmental protections that we rely on to maintain our ecosystem theres no point in funneling millions into the furnace in fighting a losing war against nature. You niggers all dropped the tug of war rope and now you're laughing at us for not holding on and getting demolished in the process

>clear brush from certain areas

That brush is the only thing stopping the hills from collapsing and causing mudslides.

Mudslides in Cali kill more people than Fires.

actually both sides of this is wrong. its wrong to put it on the federal govt but at the same time most of these forests actually need wildfire. a lot of these forests have plants and trees which have vast root networks underground. when they burn only the top burns. it puts nutrients back into the soil so they can grow back again

No other state wants us though, republican or not. I can't really blame em though.

I live in a seismically stable part of NorCal and hope daily that an earthquake would hit the BA or LA

>Send feds ultimatum to pay your state debts or they'll let wildfires burn out of control
>Feds call bluff, 80% of California burns to the fucking ground

>gibs me dat
If the people of California don't care about their state, I certainly don't. Burn.

yes these plants self combust. Like a day after these fires the place turns green like a jungle and native calfironian trees surivie the fires anyway like Oak Trees and Redwoods.

Fuck em.

Poopoo

our entire state is a fragile atmospheric microclimate you guys are steadily destroying. you're already burning us to the ground, it's your job to pay for it.

I'm just gunna move and lie about where I'm from. Seems like the sensible option at this point.

LoL
Ok California. You really want to start down this road?

How much CO2 is that releasing into our fragile atmosphere?

Literally saying: "give us money or we'll let our state be consumed by fire ha we sure have you over the barrel*

Let the fucks burn

The dirt layer has Ash from wild fires going back thousands of years. Its a natural part of the ecosystem here.

Right?

I am probably not grasping the whole story, but I say Trump should let it burn simply because the state cost him the popular vote. They throw money away harboring illegals when they could be using money for things like this.

When California gets a really bad fire, as they always get, the forest service usually pulls people from other regions to assist. It would be a shame if they just pulled out and let the state burn while they scrambled to find replacements at short notice.
Fuck the asshole that run California. A state that nice and full of beauty is wasted on them.

just don't come to texas

We'll take you in Texas.

But here's the Fucking rules

1: you buy a gun

2: you never Fucking vote democrat

3: you never support zoning restrictions or taxes for Fucking anything.

4: you will own a pair of ariat boots

5: you will hate spics but love tejanos

>well let it burn!
Good, it needs to.

>you guys are steadily destroying
lol wut

>fleg
Didn't even get past that point.
Opinion discarded.

Way too hot and humid for me. But your guidelines sound fair.

They already ruined Colorado. Beware.

>Lived in Cal for 10 years
>Muh largest economy in US
>non stop shitty highway and road
>Travel to Alaska for a meeting
>Smoothest highway I ever rode on

What went Wrong?

Let them burn

Sounds like Cali is on the brink of Illinois-tier with all their dumb communist policies.

If the President cuts their Federal Funding, they are done.

Here's the article for reference. archive.is/lcAx7

>typical commie attitude..sips Moet.

As a Texan it's sadly true here. We don't want you and it seems like the flood never ends.

California

The (((Left)))

DEAL!

This is why dallas is god tier Texas clay. Least humidity by far of all the Texas cities.

If I could push a button and kill every person born or has lived in California I would in a heartbeat.

t. Rest of America

Democrats and minorities

Gov Moonbeam begged for Federal funding for the shitty dam during the little rain storm. Now this? Fuck California (I live in CA btw). Fucking welfare queens.

You're contaminated. How can we be certain you won't want to vote for the same shit that caused you to flee, as so many cali refugees do? I do feel bad for the conservatives who want out though, it's just such a risk letting them in.

>If you let yourself be burned and pillaged, you win.

So wait they're literally saying gibs or we'll self-immolate?
Where's the problem here? let em

Jews control Hollywood, so take a guess. I kid you not, they think having hordes of brown people make them safe for some reason. Not long after they begin to flee because it turns out their brown pets don't like them either once begin to get familiar with them.

>seismically stable part of NorCal

I'm guessing inland of Trinity and north of Modoc

It's not the brown people specifically they want, it's the division. They want as many ethnic groups and communities as possible, as it makes it much easier for them to blend in and be just another ethnic group. They are actually going to be in trouble in fifty years once California becomes 80% or more Latino, they can't blend in it that sort of demography. Which is why I suspect they will at some point begin pushing for more Asian population, to offset the Latinos and 0revent one group from assuming too much control.

will this affect vegas in any way?

If I moved to TX from CA, but Im not actually from CA, am I still a cunt?

>OMG GLOBAL WARMING EXIST YOU SHIT LORD
>NOW PAY ME OR I'LL LET THIS FORREST BURN TO THE GROUND
Democrats are a disease, kill them all, every single one.

>ariat boots
silly question, but are there safety toe ariats? does that even exist?

If another state starts fighting the fires themselves, will the forests become a part of the new state? Squatter's rule bby

I hope I make it out of here before we burn to the ground

source on pic?

And if it burns mudslides won't occur?

I'm from one of the few red counties in CA, probably more right wing than you considering how many beaners and meth heads are around here

GET OUT YOU SOCIALIST BERNIE BRO FUCKS

sincerely CO

I live in New England, Jose. I eat lobster and hard work. And snow.

Please, fuck off. Arizona is full

im certain he's implying that you shouldnt willingly clear brush from a slope greater than a stable slope. you dolt.

THIS IS A STICKUP!
GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY OR I'LL SHOOT MYSELF!

so they're not only metaphorically burning the state down but also literally

interesting

Dude lmao bring in out of state water for us to drink

Instead of paying to extinguish the fire, we should pay to pour a trail of gasoline from the fire to San Francisco.

Like the Dems say: Never let a crisis go to waste.

Doesn't have to ripped out of the ground, just mow sections. Brush isn't just on slopes or near people.

>DUDE CA IS THE WORLD'S 5TH LARGEST ECONOMY LMAO
>CA asks for billions in federal handouts every year
I still want Calexit to happen.

You shouldn't build your house right at the edge of one either but that's never stopped Californians from doing it.

>let it burn
>have to spend billions in emergency services to protect towns and cities when the fires inevitably reach them just because they didn't want to stop them when they were small
California is fucking nuts lmao

We need a General Sherman type figure but for California.

I'm probably going to end up moving to a red part of a blue state.
>muh superior dry heat
Fuck the heat in general, I need to be some what coastal.

>Cockmander Studman

jesus fuckin christ, we were discussing mudslides and people dying from said mudslides.

you can build literally anywhere you want you fuckin commie

That's a part of the problem. You are so accustomed to putting up with there existence and bullshit. I'm afraid where you to move you would be way more tolerant of degenerates where they to show up in your new place. You might hate them as much as I, but you are so used to tolerating them that what I might perceive as unacceptable, you might simply brush off as no big deal compared to california.

why not just hire some skillful african fire fighter like trudeau did? cheap and efficient

dry heat is a meme, it all feels the same
>inb4 florida autist spergs out about 90%+ humidity

>multiple major forest fires
>a few major landslides
>the san andreas fault line gets activated
>the maxium weight limit of tectonics is reached by too much human infrastructure+beaners
>cali breaks off and flips upside down into the mantle
>Deus Vult.

Nah. We'll just build a wall around your state to stop the fire and keep you in. Then we'll get the popcorn.

>116°F
>"hey but its just dry, drink water and youre good"
>no one realizes the temperature is literally taken from shade
>be in vegas
>100% direct sunlight every waking hour of the day
>old people literally die every year when the temperature turns to double digits

honestly, fuck em

Shut up, we're full. Go to fucking Canada Commiefornians. I hear it has the socialist government with all the Muslims you can imagine there.

but i thought all the illegals were gonna make us rich like economics professor dr. goldwitz said on CNN...

Who the hell cares? It will burn itself out eventually.

That sounds extremely racist. What you should do is get a bunch of LGBTQ Muslim transwomen to stand around the fire holding hands to remind the fire that diversity is our strength.

The federal government are full retard when it comes to fires on their land.

Live next to federal land. They do no fire control of any kind. Fire on their land burns into your land and you are left on your own.

Fire on your land burns into federal land and they will charge you with arson.

It honestly does, my one exception would be triple digits and 99% humidity. I don't want to ever experience that again.
t. Marine Engineer, who worked in Panama for a few months.

We cant fucking breathe with humidity like that for a quarter of the year, even with Florida accustomed lungs and throat, we cant develop fucking gills man

...

The only Calli born I have ever met and liked is my mother.

And 85% of that is cause she is my mother.
And the other 15% is that she was just born there cause my grandfather was stationed there.

I love my mother and like the ability to see her regularly, but I would honestly be willing to settle for holiday visits only if it meant getting ALL the fucking Californians out of my state.

>triple digits and 99% humidity
its almost like 110F sucks when its raining and it gets hard to breathe

>Commiefornia burns
>Commies don't have the wealth or infrastructure to leech resources from the rest of the country anymore
>Environment is no longer held back from its natural recovery-and-rebirth cycle artificially

>can
>should
Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit is it, nigger?

>you can build literally anywhere you want you fuckin commie

Except federal land or without proper zoning or native land.

or land that already has buildings on it, or land that you dont own, or land on the moon