British Mother hires Escort for Autistic Son

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Get that young man a THICC ebony queen

>it's a ayyy wyboi u lak juicy fruit episode

she should just bang him, that would be hot as hell

So, how was she?

is she /ourmom/?

dude look at her, I wish she was my mummy

i want her to gently comfort me when i go into a tism fit, eventually the only way for her to do that would be to rub my weewee while i lay next to her holding her and smelling her hair.

remember when that carer got sacked for taking a spastic to a brothel

Wew

to be expected of a society obsessed with sex

>implying he wouldn't much more comfortable with his own mom

>i just dont think im on the same wavelength as girls my age
think he was trying to tell her something there

I'm pretty sure black women fetishize in their secret love for autists.

She just wants grandkids probably

My mother tells me that even if I don't want to commit and get a girlfriend, it's okay to get a call girl from time to time
I don't know how to feel about this

>your mother never bought you an escort so you could get laid

Sadly her autistic son would chicken out and have an anxiety attack. All his repressed insecurities and fears of a future of loneliness will come flooding back. He will be i'm immense emotional pain and cry to his mummy and how he is such a loser. And because she is a narcissist with Munchhausen syndrome, she will just hug him and drink his tears.

You have a great mom.

I would support the .gov paying for that. Noble prostitition if there ever was.

She and her husband are both Aussies. She's a feminist author, he's a famous leftie lawyer. Wish they'd fuck off back.

This, my mom won't shut up about them, I refuse to until my financial situation improves

Kind of reminds me of Bubbles

My mom told me about the house of tolerance and that I will go crazy without sex, I don't have the heart to tell her I nut before bed

Mfw this is only a thread because most Sup Forums users wish this happened to them.

I guess I do.

It's even worse in my case.
I nut together with my [spoiler]tulpa waifu[/spoiler]

D-did you hear about the reddit boy who had lost his limbs (most not all? Idk) and so his mom sucked and fucked him for years, with the fathers knowledge and approval?
Literally cucked by his own amputee son.

Guess all the autistic girls are fucking chads.

Link please.

What was she going to do? Rent him a motel room? Even if she did that, it'd be a fuck ton of money.

The only sensible thing to do is have sex with him herself.

Why would it be a lot of money? He wouldn't cost any more than a typical client.

>wavelength

oh, if only she knew how true that is.

They're not, they've just been programmed to think they're entitled to a Chad.

You know, if your bachelor of arts doesn't work out, you could probably get a really job that follows the tenets of sex positive feminism and inclusion for the disabled. You could be a specialist prostitute for the disfigured and the disabled. Of course it'd be a state appointed job and you'd have a salary cap.

My mum organize, but would probably make me pay.

>$200 fuckton of money
Wtf user

It actually is for people who don't work at Daddy's dealership.

And why does she have to make a fucking article about it? Wait no, why is this even here? Someone fucked a whore. Why is this news worthy?

>"News"

Thanks tabloids.

Why is she conflating love with sex, though?

Sure, she can pay for sex. That's easy. A prossie will fuck him, no doubt, but she won't fall in love with him. He said he wants a girlfriend, and unless she's willing to fork out a whole lot of money, that's not something she can pay for.

I guess an autist probably doesn't understand the difference between a woman fucking him because she likes him and fucking him for money. I certainly do, which is why paying for sex is such a galling experience.

Wish I could legally hire a hooker. Fucking laws...

This woman is obviously upper-class. $200 would be a drop in the bucket for her, though I'm not sure what the going rate for prossies is in the UK or the laws surrounding it.

youtube.com/watch?v=JsJ154jWRsU

just get a damn robot

I like this video because you can tell that woman would have been a real slut in her younger years. Probably fucked around and did drugs while she was pregnant, which is why her son came out autistic. Probably made fun of autists in high school too. Love it when the world corrects itself like that.

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Medium serve of chips will usually get you anything other than anal

That's the one lmao.

Wow, 5 years ago Reddit actually seemed pretty cool

Nowadays half of those comments would be puns or Trump references

Autism is the virgin's disease, what better way to cure it?

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>stacy learns humility

>mexican chips and salsa walled off from white chips and dip

sounds like she did the right thing then

You must be Australian.

Can you imagine being a whore, leading some kid you think is just a lonely virgin then he cums and starts REEEEEING on you.

Reddit was always lame
> Fuck, best joke in this dark corner of the internet.

every fuck or night of fucking? that shit will get pricy if he likes it. not to mention he'd do horribly with a complete stranger.

Her son needed AIDS with relationships

>Mom hires escort for her 'pol/tard.
>To teach him about 'love.l

And I thought men were stupid about women.

Autism is the cure to sex.

The humiliation of being a virgin when people younger have had eex

Anyone here ever tried an escort?

I have been tempted to pay for one of those 8/10s (or above) but have pussied out every time I had the chance and the money available.

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divine retribution

My Islamophobia is so strong, when I read "Mother" after "British", I automatically think of "Muslim"
Fuck Muslims by the way.

>My Islamophobia is so strong, when I read "Mother" after "British", I automatically think of "Muslim"

i think coalburner, or goatburner

It's something my mum would do >_