CAT 5 CHIMPOUT

This is what a category 5 chimpout looks like

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Holy shit!

I don't want to Watch the video someone give me a quick rundown

watch the fucking video

Look ma! I'm dancin!

Faggot.

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One nigger losing his mind is not a CAT 5, it's a CAT 1. For a CAT 5 you should look at the Ferguson and Baltimore riots.

Man flips car and fights COPS while holding a baby.

Are faggots.

What are you talking about, you have no idea how bad niggers can get, Rwanda was a CAT-5

dont spoonfeed, faggot

Happens all the time.
Video is shit.
OP is a faggot.

Why do they never just do as they're told? Is this part of that thing where they can't anticipate future events, so they only react to what's going on now?

That's what democracy looks like

>nigger uses baby as a shield to keep from getting dropped.
>baby and nig get dropped anyway
race war when?

get this spic out of my face

This video sucks, moron

is a pozzed fuckhole

this is pretty typical behavior desu

>running from cops
>flips car
>crawls out with baby in hands
>fights cops trying to get away saying "I GOTTA BABY, I GOTTA BABBY!!!!"
>cop eventually seperates kid from man, tosses him on his ass
>literally 1 minute goes by of cop trying to hold fucker down, wont hold still, keeps saying "PLEASE, PLEASE!!!"
>they sit there for a while, looks kinda gay with the cop ontop of him
>2 more cops come in, cuff him, still says "PLEASE, PLEASE"
>dindunuffin.

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watch the fucking video

That's just regular nigger tomfoolery.

Why are those white people attacking a black man that has just have an accident and is trying to protect his baby?

Remember that the MINIMUM IQ required for the US Army is 83

American Blacks have an AVERAGE IQ of 85

Hysteria overload!

This is one that always gets me. Genuinely why tho

Czech'd

Because niggers

He was being chased before that. He was in a high-speed chase with his baby in the car, which resulted in his car flipping, which doesn't happen at low speeds. Who knows what actually caused the chase.

He should have just behaved from the start, then there would never have even been a chase.

>trying to protect his baby
He's putting his baby in danger by holding it so the cop won't take him down

piece of trash shit cunt centrelink lebo has an opinion

That officer had pretty good ground work. He's at least a purple belt in BJJ.

It's so annoying to watch them struggle and yell. After you've fought with a cop you are going to jail. No amount of struggling is going to stop it.

Annoying to watch. I don't know why anyone would be a cop these days. That nigger reached into his shorts after the cop had him in a hold. If he had a gun the cop would be dead. Not worth it to keep nigger neighborhoods "safe"

that first cop on the scene has decent ground skills that i will bet you he didn't learn from the 1 hour of cqc training cops go through

btw if that female cop was the first one the scene she would have had to shoot the nigger since women are useless in a physical confrontation and need to immediately escalate the force level

they don't even take the IQ test for the military, ausbro, they take ASVAB. Yes there is a minimum for the army, but I don't know what it is or how it translates into IQ.

Did you see the way he jerked that kid around? He could have easily broken its neck.

Why do Niggers always make this stupid Nigger face?

the fact that he has a pharaoh t shirt on makes this even better

My left monitor:
> youtu.be/aUW7patpm9s

My right monitor:
> This thread

What a contrast. Why isn't the panel full of Africans?

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He's taking out the baby from the crashed car you idiot.

lol I've never noticed that before

Anyone else notice he ate the crack he had in his pocket? I love the fat cop. I was hoping he'd break out the baton.

>American Blacks have an AVERAGE IQ of 85
Nyet. Their average is closer to 80. Like the average leaf or australian ex convict.

Is that a human, lower body chimp, baboon?

Yes. It's Michelle Obama

I watched this live last night. I couldn't believe my eyes. Then the idiot blames racism for getting arrested.

le based democrat

Fuck off you shitty fake brit.

The fat cop has some moves!

>literally an ass

Hell yeah you watch Live PD? We should make a weekly live pd watch thread

I would consider it pol approved

Take your son to work day

Muh dick at 3:17

Thats the natural expression of the average dindu

> nigdance.webm
> not egyptian history debate.webm

never gonna make it

N I G
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Never miss an episode. This was probably the craziest thing I've seen live, but it would be a great thread. /LPD/ Friday and Saturday nights

>Anyone else notice he ate the crack he had in his pocket?
Holy shit, he does. I didn't even notice.

>CAT 5 CHIMPOUT

I don't blame him, CAT5 a shit.

CAT5e is where it's at, OP.

>*smokes crack while speeding through a neighborhood with his naked child unsecured in the passenger seat*
>*blue and red lights*
>AW SHIET DEY KNOWZ I'M BLACK
>punches accelerator
>tries to turn
>flips the car over on to the roof
>scrambles out clutching a niglet and tries to run away
>AW PLEESE NAH MY BAYBUH
>baby's head and limbs are flopping around like an inflatable tubeman as the man uses it as a barrier between him and the cop
>slaps cop in the head with niglet
>I'M WIT MAH BAYBUH PLSEESE STAWP DON'T HURT MAH BAYBUH
>niglet is thrown to the ground
>PLEASE NAW MY BAYBUH
>cop and man are grappling on the ground
>PLEASE NAW MY BAYBUH
>pushes cops face away with both hands
>PLEASE NAW MY BAYBUH
>eats a skittle
>PLEASE
>collects lenient sentence
>collects welfare
>has more kids

same to you cunt

It ended up being weed, he didn't swallow it

^ this

100s of cops are quitting because its just not worth it.

$100 bucks says the driver didn't have a car seat for the child. $500 bucks says the kid got injured in the roll over and from getting slammed onto the pavement.

Got to admit then that little nigglet was flopping around like a bobble head that shit was hilarious.

who the fuck resists arrest while they're holding their own baby?
you're never going to outrun the police with the extra luggage and with all the violent thrashing you're more likely to severely hurt your baby

man, I wish to one day understand the infinite mystery that is the nigger

>female cop has to shoot nigger
>dead nigger

I fail to see the problem with this scenario

amazingly the baby appeared unharmed

Well the 30th percentile in ASVAB is about 90 IQ if that helps, theyre correlated strongly but it cant be translated that accurately

kek

topkek

What is she thinking at this moment?

>while still holding his baby

And Sup Forums told me they abandoned their kids.

Why was he running away from the cops with his kid on the first place anyways? Is innate as with wild animals that they always need to runaway from cops no matter what?

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this.
that wasn't cat 5 at all. That was just regular nigger chimpin.


here's a cat 5
youtu.be/XU7eV3PnNFA

>the fact that he has a pharaoh t shirt on makes this even better
WE

NIggas gonna nig!

>that wasn't cat 5 at all

Implying this is like some realistic scientific measurement

It's because /Pol is a bunch of racists

As a society, we should acknowledge and congratulate the members of minority communities that make the little changes like spending quality time with their children

WUZ

What the fucking hell is wrong with Niggers. It's like some essential part of their mind is missing.

KANGZ

topkek

>that moment when the nig reaches into his back pocket and the camera man doesn't say anything
>"oh shit this is going on liveleak go on do it pull out a knife let me see that blood baby come on"

>Yes. It's Michelle Obama

They told her she had to pay for her coffee.

the KANG look

total kek.

was that a black female officer ?
wtf why

>thinking

>A monkey escaped Zoo while holding his baby.
>The Zookeepers chased him down
>There was some wrestling while the monkey made sounds of distress because he has no concept of man made laws
>Finally more Zookeepers come and they take the monkey behind bars where it belongs

>implying I'm not a professor of niggerology

Niggers are the most fascinating of the great apes and a uniquely dangerous creature of the animal kingdom. It is important that we study them and accurately categorize their actions.

Jesus tap dancing Christ. This got out of hand quickly.

Blacks (I always use the term "blacks" because I find the n-word terrible) are in a damned if you do, damned if you don't type of situation with Sup Forums.

They just can't win with this crowd.

oh fuck you I just choked on my coffee

I can never find the source for this video. It deserves a bloodborne hud.

You may not like it but this is what peak chimp performance looks like.

breh I can't stop laughing at this shit

Maybe if niggers weren't such fucking animals.....

>too dumb to drink coffee without choking
>Republican flag

Checks out.