Why do Conservashits make terrible comedians ?

And why are Conservashits generally unfunny as people ? Too rascist and uptight ?

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Right wingers are funnier as a group. Interpersonally much funnier. Leftists as a population tend to be terrible people to be around, but they produce better stand up comedians.

case in points

memes

the left can't meme for shit because they suck at natural humor

*point

because their leader is a thin skinned twat who over reacts to everything, generating many views.

it's easier to be a comedian when your entire political party is one big fucking joke

God damn, that image is terrible.

Because they're predictable.

LE NIGGERS ba-dum tss XD

Find me a funnier person than Norm Macdonald or Sam Hyde

Conservatism and creativity are kind of opposites

That's a sad excuse of a meme, atleast put on some effort next time

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>the left
>creative

They're currently busy driving the culture into the dirt. Not sure Lena Dunham's cottage cheese ass counts as creative.

Defining an offensive comedian as a nazi pretty much sums up why people like are considered averse to humor. You have proved his point desu

Steven Crowder is funny as fuck though, anyone who says otherwise is humorless
youtube.com/watch?v=MjcD4ZBagZA

A lot better than the DID YA SEE WHAT GLUFMPF DID LAST NIGHT and UKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

lol keep hiding on the internet

I've heard numerous top comedians say in interviews that the funniest/smartest people they know aren't comedians. Those are the conservatives, the ones who don't beg for approval and attention and fame and cheap easy women who will fuck anyone on a stage (but learning guitar was too hard/hurt fingers too much).

The comedy industry is literally controlled by Jews. I can't be the only one who remembers when Samantha Bee openly talked about it because she's too dumb not to realize it was a bad move.

>many views

CNN is losing to Nick at Nite in ratings.

There are tons of funny conservative comedians, they just don't let their politics show because they'd never work again

because rightwing comedy would immediately offend people.

What are you talking about? Trump is one of the best comedians in recent memory.

>Defending and promoting CNN as factual
>Current year
wew lad. Also your memes are shit senpai, liberals are the worst memefarmers on the planet

crowder is a whiny faggot.

THE LEFT
THE LEFT

THEY BELIEVE THIS, HAHAH SO STUPID,

he creates some exaggerated bulshit that a few left wing people may believe then he says it is stupid.

his co workers all sound like they were bullied in school..

it is sometimes good, but he is always trying to lecture you when in reality he is like 28 years old and married, the sheep faggot

>cnn
>facts

CNN is more factual than Drudge/Fox news and kikebart

Cuz most leftists feel offended wen any conservative make a joke.

That's why leftists are so unfunny

he never said the left were. its true, conservative has the word conserve in it, you should use your brain and figure out his pattern of thought you americant

>Drudge isn't factual
Confirmed for never going to the site. It's a news aggregate faggot, he links to articles and doesn't write any. So what you're saying is the sites linked - daily mail, cnn, msnbc, time, nyt, wapo, etc aren't factual.
So which is it? Is the msm factual in your assessment? You're a dope

Conservatives tend to not want to be the fool because they listen to their ego. Liberalism teaches you to let go of your ego and not take on the traditional strong male role. This is why there are more leftist comedians. Also women comedians i find to be terribly unfunny in standup, strangely this is not the case with sitcoms. It must be due to the fact they don't have to take on a leadership role and instead interact in a group dynamic.

>And why are Conservashits generally unfunny as people ?
Well, they're not. I think what you're actually asking is why their are so few rightwing comedians, yes? I have a few points on that being rightwing and a part-time Comedian myself:
1, Conservatives tend to stay away from "the arts" as a career choice.
2, The media and hollywood is liberal and buries rightwing comedy
3, The media and hollywood is liberal and pushes leftwing based comedy
4, Conservatives are viewed as high class/snobbish which makes the classic comedic trick of punching up harder for them to pull off in the eyes of the audience
5, Conservatives don't tend to congregate in low brow arts as much as declared liberals
6, Comedy w/ a rightwing edge is generally perceived as "common sense comedy" rather than political comedy
7, With Democratic Presidents generally depicted as favorable in the press this causes a cognitive dissonance when the audience hears him being bashed which inhibits laughter
8, Hard Right Comedy can often come off as mean spirited, which doesn't play well on TV
9, Rightwing comedy writers don't get hired by The Tonight Show or SNL (again, media, sorry to be redundant)
10, Leftwing topics often play well because people feel comfortable at laughing at those who have it better than them and/or their "oppressors" this has a relief effect, a steam valve if you will
11, Rightwing comedy can play extremely well and is available if you know what you're looking for, eg; Classic Acts like Pryor or Carlin both have either straight rightwing bits and/or they've become rightwing over the course of time due to how far the left has strayed.
There's a few more points but thats pretty much the gist.
>Too rascist and uptight ?
Sometimes

They spin facts to suit their narrative and do not report on stories that go against it.
They are somewhat factual (except for the thousands of hours on russian leaks with zero evidence) but thoroughly dishonest, and saying something else is bad too is not an argument.

It's obvious you're shitposting, no lefty would say kike.

I didn't really explain it. There are very few creative people and those creative people tend to be left leaning. Most of the left wing is just as uncreative as your standard right winger.
On the reddit lefties vs Sup Forums slant they seem to find themselves funny and wouldn't find most of our stuff funny so idn. They are very stifled by the PC stuff though because humor needs to be edgy.

"creative" people tend to be leftists, while non creatives tend to be conservative

ha. go to adweek and see the data yourself. or go to politico and see "pants on fire" or go to the data that was pulled to show CNN is "losing" and see that Fox (Fox and Friends = 31) and MSNBC (Rachel Maddow = 10) are also behind.

CNN is at 27 with Cooper and at 29 with CNN Tonight, Which is normal. Their last quarter was their best 2nd quarter in history.

You can go to showbuzz daily for that data.

Also you headass its not Nick at Nite. Its a show on MTV with Nick Cannon. Same person =/= same show or network. Also it's at 6 currently, beating all corporate news.

Co-signed

Actually you are a clown, not funny fuck off loser.

>The media and hollywood is liberal and buries rightwing comedy

Tim Allen's show was getting good ratings and then he blew it all by voicing some vaguely conservative opinions in a interview.

One of the errors of conservative comics is that they have the mindset that they're making "conservative comedy....and not much else".

this is why i hate crowder. There is so many other pundits that are better.

Yeah, I know. Over the last two years and especially since Trumps glorious victory they've declared openly for the left.
The media and Hollywood for the most part lean left not just in talent and labor but in subject matter, but they weren't openly hostile towards right leaning artists and content until recently to the point that their even checking their content to make sure that any values or morals that may be construed as traditional or conservative make it to air. There's an unwritten ban since Trump.

he is baiting you retards

summer fags take b8 so hard

>right winger
You may as well have said drumpth. Try harder, you will never make those shekels if it is this obvious.

Also the kikes control comedy. It really is as simple as that. Name 10 comedians who have made a lteast a million dollars in their craft and easily 8 will be Jewish.

Disagree, why dont you ask the real question. Why are jews soooooo good at being comedians? what a weeeird coincidence.

Crowder is hilarious
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> crowder is funny as fuck

Only to those who where homeschooled and taught to be Christian fundies their whole sheltered life sure I bet crowder is a laugh riot lmao

Sam Hyde is probably one of the funniest people on the planet. You're just not watching the right people you faggot

Same reason why liberals make terrible comedians.

this.
Sam Hyde is the best.

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Making fun of the oppressed isn't funny.

> Sam hyde

Literally who?

Sounds like a 'the people who agree with me possess all the positive qualities' claim.

This kind of arbitrary question-begging counts as a slide thread, doesn't it?

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the greatest comedian alive is conservative

Norm hit his peak about 20 years ago . Literally irrelevant

>those creative people tend to be left leaning
for example?

I don't find any leftist funny.

Crowder looks like he has Downs.

his podcast is the best thing hes ever done

He's a pretty famous school shooter and all around terrorist who has a Youtube channel

OP is a faggot

Why do liberals make terrible comedians?

Found the kike.

Crowder = altright = loser

same reason why christian rock sucks

this

The thing which lurks in the heart of every conservative is fear. It is why they are conservative. They are terrified of change. And there is nothing funny about a coward.

God I love Sam

that was pretty funny. I try to avoid Crowder because of how extreme he is.

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This exact thread, word for word, was up yesterday.

nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger nigger. Are you fucking dumb?

>crowder
>terrible commedian
>time he and not gay jared dressed as minimal effort trannies to infiltrate womans march
>time he fucked illegal mexicans out of high paying work and threatened to call ice on them
>Time he went to feminist meeting in his underwear
>Jhihadi bond
>tranny bane
>none of this is funny

Really?

Good observation , faggot. Want a cookie?

What facts?

Republicans are a joke generally, trump is not as much

Like I said, the left is butt mad about crowder

Take this as a sign pol, check him out on youtube. They demonitize him anyways, so why not?

So in other words, the right wing can't compete. The problem is that comedy and the arts go and in hand. The right only knows how to be funny when making fun of Liberals, and even then it just comes off as tasteless. Or by relying on tired tropes, i.e. jokes about women or race jokes.
There's hardly any good jokes on relationships, family, careers, etc. Conservatism by it's nature stays away from creativity and pushing boundaries. Comedy and conservatism are diametrically opposed.
Also, Conservatives are steeped in fundamentalism. There's too many things that are "too sacred" to joke about. Even liberals make fun of themselves often. Here's a perfect example.
youtu.be/vKOb-kmOgpI
Does anyone have an example of right wing retards making fun of Conservatives?

Basic bitch Christian conservatives fundies are completely incapable of being funny

>repeatedly types "nigger"
>Ask someone else if they are dumb.

Boy have you heard the worlds famous shooter and stand up comedian Sam Hyde

Politics and comedy rarely mix well. But the left only tells one joke a thousand times.

I was considering what you said as thoughtful and was going to respond in kind.
But then you cited an SNL clip as an example of humor.
Good LARP m8

Basically ALL OF COMEDY is left wing. The right are pretty lacking in humor. It's pathetic.

Steven Crowder tells everyone he's a standup about 75 times per mediocre joke he makes.

The "comedy industry" is the last meritocracy left.

Brah, cmon...don't seriously tell me you don't think its funny any of his crap

I bet you haven't even watched an hour of his stuff.

See? This guy says he's a comedian and doesn't actually make a joke. Another Crowder in the making.

Norm MacDonald is the greatest comedian ever though.

The entertainment industry

Meh. that's all hack.

I laughed when crowder rightfully got decked in the face for antagonizing protesters and when Joe Rogan called him out for being a bitch lmao

False. The only funny popular comedian is Norm Macdonald, and he's definitely conservative.

>Carlin
>Pryor
>right wing

I'll tell jokes if you'd like.
You have to pay me though.

You mean excluding when popular comedy shows that get over a million views on their first and last episodes l, showing that they have merit, get shut down for being right wing?

>>Carlin
>>Pryor
>>right wing
By todays standard they're fuckin Nazis.

He's probably the closest

>not understanding post ad hoc ironic pre-modern satirical first person humor
Exhibit B ladies and gentlenmen. Conservacucks really have no clue what humor is. Their IQ is not sufficient.

Logic is not funny

Norm McDonald is socially very autistic too , seems to make sense that he's a conservative comedians . Most conservatives arnt very social and live out sheltered lives