/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - CHECK YO KEYS EDITION
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BACK THE BLUE
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>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund:
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TONIGHT:
>trash truck on fire(not sure?)
>DOA in apartment
>over all niggin nogs.
CHECK YO KEYS
>irish pub, two female hispanics got out of a cab without paying
>caller is in white taxi cab, name Mohamed, be careful.
>invalid DL, surrendered in...*texas
>73 yo female, hunch back with dimentia missing : (
>Three men in speedos have jumped off a bridge
>Somebody under the influence of PCP with a pitch fork and a BBQ tool
>4200 11 male blacks in their teens threating to attack kids on the stoop
>need for techs for GSR and photos.
>front door and front motion commercial alarm
>officers were chasing male black in late model sedan
The 4th of july had two asian guys holding another asian guy by his feet off the side of the bridge as an asian female watched. Makes me wonder what caused that....great family dishonor?
>someone attacked roomate with knife
>roommates mom is sitting on offender holding him down
Dat ghetto ass.
>someone saying they want to kill herself because she can't get meds
Maybe it's a new fetish. I wouldn't rule that out.
>list of about 5 DUI's
>hispanic male crashed car while DUI, walking down the street in bloody clothes.
>bad smell coming from trash cans, possibly dead body or dead animal.
>female black threating another female black and her kids with a bat
>shooting at the beach, male black.
Reporting for duty there, Bob
>two men fighting on street
>male white punching male black who's on the ground
>fire refuses to respond.
>male black in red jeep is waving knife at female black
>boyfriends ex wife jumped complainant
>asian male
RARE
>person with a knife at gray hound bus station
>slow it down.
>mental health transport
>person with a knife in central park
>hair all over her head, of-course.
>armed with butcher knife.
>"Hair all over her head... of course."
lol
>Female with hair all over her head
Dispatch: Of course
>two males black loitering in front of a house, two have guns in their hands.
>child fell out of a window, bleeding bady from face and ear with glass in the wounds.
>caller is drunk has a gun on him
>dispatch *sigh* this is a paragraph.
>apprears to be intoxicated, calling saying the neighbor is a gang member
>speaks spanish refusing to give information
>missing child.
>get rid of street performers
>person is upset store is closed and saying "lopez" needs to leave his neighborhood.
>check on 17 y/o daughter, white blond hair, possibly suicidal (did i hear that right?)
>maroon expadition fired 15 shots at a white Lexus.
Keys checked.
>shots fired from Maroon Expedition at 36 & Western headed southbound
>Female black posted a picture of a knife and a suicidal note on facebook
F
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dammit...now I'm hungry
>two people shot, one not breathing.
F
>2 persons shot at the drive by at 36 & Western
I tuned out when the weather started getting nice (around April).
Anything interesting since then?
>Maroon OR black expedition
Plot thickens
>3 or 4 male and females fighting with bats
Just your average extreme nonstop chimping
Has anyone ever tried to correlate any of these calls with live webcams?
Whats a good site that overlays webcams on a map?
Two Roberts were shot by La Raza perps in early May. Both survived. Murders, shoot outs, stabbings, fights and typical 'hood rapscallionery. Welcome back.
hello roberts, checking in
I could go for some fried chicken and old English 40 to get into the proper mood for CPD.
Guys, check this out! Map of live webcams in Chicongoland
trafficland.com
wait did someone just say "oh fuck"
>yelling things about islam
Male white
/ourguy/
>there's a backlog
It's not even 8:30.
>b&e with a armed weapon
yikes
>crime with a bugs bunny hat
crazy
>it fell into the window and hit him
>child is in triage
What did I miss?
>child is being treated and sent home
>sable condition
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION.
What's up with the fucking police worship boomer fag?
Car fire on the Dan Ryan
trafficland.com
if you had to deal with crazy ass niggers all day and night, i'd like some appreciation and help to not fucking die by a trash can sexer
She, Chicago Tribune night time writer, posted the shooting stats for last night.
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Sidewalk boot.
how are our boys in blue doing tonight?
how did he remove the damn boot from his vehicle?
the chicago definition of "normal"
>couple is having sex on boat dock.
>remove the whole tire
you have to jack your shit up, take the tire and boot off, then put a spare tire on and drive the fuck off.
muh pension, boomer fag cop worship is ruining this country
>shut down liquor tickets for underage drinking.
Shutting down the liquor booth! Male Black will be furious!
but the boot itself was on the sidewalk, implied no tire
you do realize that people don't do this solely for the pension, right?
Had a horribly shitty day.
Ready for some comfy time.
Keys checked roberts, ready to roll.
low IQ + pension + small penis syndrome
>Adam
Always relieved to see Robert
get your blanket
so cops are bullshit? ok brb robbing your computer, don't call the cops though, you don't believe in them apparently
I totally understand Robert. Have a beer and enjoy.
I wonder where parrot robbert is.
small penis might be ideal for people who have to get shot at for a living. smaller target, lower hit probability.
Shitty day here too, let's do this!
BUGS BUNNY SHIRT!
CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT
>Bugs Bunny Shirt
>Male Black
>Apparently has a mental disability
well damn.
We're already backlogged.
>tennet is hoarder and is afraid children will be trapped by everything in the apartment.
This hits close to home. I was six five when I had the idea that the small basement push out window was like a cat door. Propped it up with a stick and made it half way through when it fell on me and sliced up my back. I did stupid shit as a kid.
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Looks like the pile up after the drive by at Roosevelt and Independence last night.
>some police officer had too much to drink
I'd drink myself into a coma as well if i had to deal with all the shit chicago has
>lost child is found.
internet tuff guy *boomer alert*
Isn't being an alcoholic police officer just standard procedure?
get comfy...
only drink when you beat your wife is the protocol
stop being a piece of shit, calling everyone old.
true true
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so, like every tuesday right?
I'm not sure how many suicides i could discover on the job until I perm tucked a flask in my coat.
>male beaten and robbed
>apparently there since 6 am
what
That's nothing. We've had a call about a guys who had been sitting unresponsive at a bus stop for a couple days.
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Make Black is armed and on the move! Get 'em Robert!
The suicides i could deal with for the most part. The seeing little kids catch a stray would be hard..i don't really care about the adults.
So how bad do things really need to get in Chitown before Roberts get authoritarian rule and just cap people on sight all day long?
marital law is just a hop skip and a jump away
The upcoming EBT Crisis should be interesting:
voices4kids.org
This past month has been some dumb shit. One dude threw a stick of real dynamite on a ladies front deck because of a noise complaint.
Didn't Trump just send in the ATF?
Oh god this will be fucking fun
>need for tac unit.
>four bangers up to no good.
not marital law yet
>3 gangbangers walking around some cars
ruh roh
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>Male black, standing in an alley, staring through a window for 2 hours
cripes
anyone got any bingo cards?
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nvm found one
buzzbuzzbingo.com
choose your bingo card, i'm card number 2
this is oddly comfy
card 3 or 5, calling it.
I'll take card 4
3 of 5, rather.