Patton Oswalt just destroyed Trump

Patton Oswalt just destroyed Trump

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So Einstein was officially considered dumb?

Yawn

This guy isn't nevertheless funny

*sips tea*
*checks lifeless body of wife for pulse*
*drops mic*

Calling Patton Oswalt's wife "Alive" is like calling Hillary "Madam President".

(they are both lies)

Trump confirmed for transwoman.

He's our guy AND the first female president.

He's a wife killing manlet. Like I give a shit what he thinks or says.

I suppose calling his wife "satisfied" would also be the same

Patton is funny as long as he doesn't do politics.

He should really stay away from politics.

I knew I saved this meme for a reason a while back

Ummm...what?

Sure thing, Einstein.

>leftist humor

How low of an IQ must one have to write such boring, unfunny shit and think they're clever?

Einstein was proven to be a fraud, so this tweet isnt wrong.

HOLY SHIT DRUMPF BTFO! HOW CAN ALT-KEKS EVEN COMPETE

Goddamn that's clever.

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That joke was about as lifeless as his wife.

No dumb people are officially considered smart.

I guess That's why bumpftbraaapppppt won the election.

Calling Donald Trump "Mr. President" is the same as calling your wife "Mrs. Breathing"

Story on the murdered wife shit? Did I miss something?

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Calling Donald Trump "Mr. President" is the same as calling Patton Oswalt a "widower."

He's engaged.

This guy transcended corny. why would anyone type that out?

>be a couple years ago
>get outed as being best buddies with the anti-semetic creator of the happy merchant caricature on buzzfeed
>immediately goes full leftist in order to salvage his career

Why does Sup Forums never mention this?

>Calling Donald Trump "Mr. President" is the same as calling my wife "alive"

like a really dry fart, 0/10

Then it must be the same as calling Patton oswalt a 'comedian'

Engaged to finally stop being a widower because his wife is dead!
amirite guys!? eyyy

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No goy, that meme is "Jew-Bwa-Ha-Ha"

Who let this little manlet faggot talk? This guy is what happens when you don't throw out the fetus after a miscarriage.

But Donald Trump literally is Mr. President. He's the president. So it's accurate.

What the fuck, Einstein is dumb now?

false Equivilence Mr President Donald J Trump has been far more successful than Einstein could have ever hoped to be even if he took advantage of neoptism, Not only is Einstein a fraud and a failure but he still a thorn in the side of actual scientists world wide and torments the lesser minded by being something to aspire to.

If you think Einstein is good you are a loser.

Mr President Donald J Trump on the other hand is a winner.

How have these not been posted yet

Has anyone tweeted him this yet?

His comedy is gay. It's all references.
If you think he's funny, then you should consider going back to rebbit and fill the website with more gay Star Wars references

>So Einstein was officially considered dumb?

Kek!

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One more

Or calling your wife "alive"

>Sup Forums never uses pic related as ammo
>literally the reason why he flipped 180 into full leftist

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>*sips tea*
>*checks lifeless body of wife for pulse*
>*steals her pills*
>*takes selfie giving her corpse the finger*
>*drops mic*

couldnt stop at killing one wife?

Wow... deep

fuck

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Kek

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>murdered wife

Yes, someone explain please. Two of us are in the dark. I saw him live recently and he does about a quarter of his show garnering sympathy about this story before turning it funny again at the end. Chicks were crying, he really milks it.

Welp guys I am now a #cruzmissile

someone should tell the new lady about how he treats women.

I think he was trying to make the point that his wife is dead from abusing prescription medication.

For those wondering what our rake impaired friend is talking about... redice.tv/red-ice-radio/albert-einstein-the-myth-the-plagiarist-and-the-zionist

she tripped and fell down the stairs in his single story house.

Holy shot! This is so much comedy gold, that my sides are exactly where they're supposed to be.

Calling Patton Oswalt a man is like calling a bag of dogshit that's been left out in the sun a shining diamond

damn must be some hard core drugs to fracture a skull.

>billionaire
>POTUS
>hot wife
>successful family

Why do people claim Trump is a loser he has won in ways most people only dream of.

That's what we in the comedy scene call 'Swing n' a miss.'

Why the fuck does that painfully unfunny tweet gets 13k likes?

The fuck is wrong with people.

That joke was as flat as the line on your wife's heart monitor.

I'm glad his wife died.

I'd love to shatter the illusion he left on some female friends of mine. Any proofs of what he did?

Blonald Blumpf

Those are some bold words from a man who killed his wife!

>CANT UNHEAR HIS ANNOYING VOICE SAYING THIS

He killed his wife with a xanax smoothie.

His wife had enough of him. Took the only reasonable way out.

Just an FYI, Sup Forums has recently figured out the motive behind the murder.
[spoiler]Patton's father was the Original Night Stalker, wife figured it out. He had to silence her.[/spoiler]

>thanks for the tip, Einstein

And here's daddy

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Gave her a shitload of xanax then beat her head in.
>"She fell down the stairs" "But I thought it was drugs" "it was both!"

Is he an idiot?

Trump got elected through a democratic process, thus legally earning the right to be called Mr. President, as per his new position within the government.

Is this one of the few lefties still desperately clinging to the "muh russian hackerman" narrative?

I just got it... thats fucked kek

Is he related to the Penguin?

I will call Drumpf "Mr President" when he's produced his long form birth certificate and tax filings.

Or calling his ex wife a hottie.

Saying Patton owald is smart is like saying his wife is alive.

you'll get a pass on the day of the rake

I have no idea why women love him, a slut asked me out and took me to the Manhattan metropolitan to see him and Emo Philips...Philips was funny but I didn't laugh once at Oswalt and was in the front table so I just dead eyed him until he got flustered. I fucked the broad but NC'd her immediately. Fucking mystery.

Twitter is full or bots and libcucks

He gave his wife a smoothie with powdered xanax pills in it, he claimed she knew they were there and was self medicating, that he was just following her orders, then she OD'd on them and died.

At least Trump can keep his wife alive.

While physically they resemble each other and there are some naming similarities "Patton Oswalt" "Oswald Cobblepot", the penguin never killed his wife.

women love him cuz he's a "giant" virtue signal for not being a superficial cunt.
consider how many ironic backflips that is

Calling Trayvon Martin "a gud boi" is the same as calling Michael Brown "a gentle giant"

I feel terribly sad that he surely thought this was funny and clever.... But it's unfunny and just plain wrong/a stupid comparison.

Kind of shit some 8y/o kids will say when adults are throwing jokes around, and you laugh politely because you can't tell him he's an unfunny dumbass.

The political parts were shit, but it was generally entertaining. I also have a low standard for what I'll laugh at. Fortunately my girl rolls her eyes at the lefty bullshit too. She also fell for the wife sob story. Even the waitress at the bar we went to after asked us if he talked about his wife and acted all bless-his-heart. I'd LOVE to break this illusion.

Do we have anything other than Xanax squishy? He admitted that he gave her a xanax smoothy I take it, and her cause of death was Xanax OD? Definitely raises an eyebrow.

Anything to the Night Stalker rumor?

He is so stupid. What the fuck.

Calling Trump President is like saying there is a paedophile ring in the democratic party

Also the same as calling Patton "Not a guy that murdered his wife"

>hillary lost to dumb person

lol @ all these drumpflets tears

Maybe some xanax would improve their moods?

It worked on Patton's wife.

kek'd