Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,
My name is Achmed, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, nazi's who spend every second of their day looking at racist and mysogynist ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of minorities because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defending Trump on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a model at fourteen, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked Hitler pictures”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot black girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>calls us faggots
>looks like gay as fuck beta

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Fine, but first post nudes of her to prove she's not a dude

here's a picture of a bunch of muslims doing prayers in the nazi SS.

summerfags

Next time you try to impersonate a internet "celebrity" at least take someone less homoerotic, everyone in Sup Forums knows him

Stale pasta is stale

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

get out of my Sup Forums you 16 year olds

Loser, you are stealing an identity.

nice try fag, a beta shit can always find his brethren

>stock photo of interracial couple
Not even trying

>not posting this superior image instead

nice

Homemade, extremely low quality bait.

Nice to meet you. This is me and my girlfriend. :)

One could unironically print it, frame it and sell it for a motivational poster. It's that well made and few (if any) would even realize that it's shitposting of superior grade

iPhones are for faggots

I always remember it as the default response to this (shit is so cash) pasta, so fucking funny

>the amount of summerfags in this thread
>the absolute JUST state of Sup Forums in 2017