Brit/pol/ - Katie Hopkins Edition

>UK-US trade deal to happen quickly, says Trump
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40540340

>Labour try to resolve the ongoing de-selection row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40533172

>Opposition and backbench Tory MPs to seek amendments to (aka disrupt) the Repeal Bill
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40529764

>Thousands join Pride parade in London
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40531136

>Another Royal Wedding may be on the cards, as Prince Harry apparently to propose to his gf imminently
mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/prince-harry-planning-propose-girlfriend-10759843

>King's College London considers opening a European campus in Dresden
bbc.co.uk/news/education-40532060

>Theresa May says plan to build Thatcher statue should go ahead, despite vandalism fears
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40529770

>Cornish terror group claims it has a would-be suicide bomber in its ranks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4677520/Cornish-terror-group-says-SUICIDE-attacker.html

Other urls found in this thread:

evolvepolitics.com/theresa-may-forced-beg-jeremy-corbyn/
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p056gvhm/should-i-marry-my-cousin
newsthump.com/2017/07/10/i-am-completely-out-of-ideas-please-help-me-begs-theresa-may/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075328/Man-jailed-leaving-bacon-sandwiched-outside-mosque-dead-prison-half-way-12-month-sentence.html
youtube.com/watch?v=8wNMgxQFZpg
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-HysredBu78
strawpoll.me/13399658
order-order.com/2017/07/10/tory-mp-anne-marie-morris-n-word-shocker/
youtu.be/GVwdKfLOa5o
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

dont give eddie the (you)s he craves, he will intentionally troll or bait you purposefully into replying to him. be the bigger person user and ignore or filter him.

>strong and stable

>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Berwick-inside-Tweed in August to start a new life in England!

I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to Britain! Any of you bongs want to meet up at the local pub for a warm pint next month? I'm gonna be a Brit!

just report tripfags they never post about politics and most use avatars

GREATEST ALLY EDITION

How many illegal guns do you own, fellow lads?

I own sooooo many.

How many do you have, and where do you live?

evolvepolitics.com/theresa-may-forced-beg-jeremy-corbyn/

Why do wogs complain about English weather when they don't even belong here

Everytime I BTFO one of you anonymongs, it's on a point of politics.

Nice one lad, what job is it?

Can I get a quick rundown on Brexit? Is it happening or not?

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p056gvhm/should-i-marry-my-cousin

This is the person who is hiring me for a part time job..

Nice try GCHQ

>BTFO
>Just repeating the same tired point and going "nuh-uh" to any responses
>BTFO

...

see you fucking low iq mongrel kys

Also i'm saving that picture

Why not? The NHS will give free treatment to your 10 children with numerous birthdefects at the expense of the kuffar.

He can barely even write proper English. How is he responsible for hiring anyone? Is it some shitty small business run by paki's or something?

tfw my grandfather was a tall handsome Swedish/German man and after 2 generations of breeding with Anglos I'm now an average 5ft 10 Anglo mutt

The British races are so inferior they deserve extinction. Ugly fucking subhumans

So we're pretending incest isn't fucked up now because it's just a 'cultural practice'?
They kept trying to tell me the slippery slope wasn't real. Well they're not laughing now.

If the argument is always on the colour of the sky I'm always going to post a picture of the sky.

Just ignore them and go on holiday. Remind them in person the week before.

>tories anti brexit
>labour pro brexit

Have we entered a parallel universe?

i know these are the people who choose to hire people christ this country is down the shitter. for amazon lad, so its a cheap europoor immigrant.

Every time I think the BBC can't sink any lower, it surprises me.

It's a British tradition.

Finally got around to filtering Eddie. Every time I see a hidden post by him it makes me smile.

Obviously another great EU migrant that we couldn't possibly do without.

Don't be a bigot its just their culture

Labour are not pro brexit you mong

nobody in parliament except a few odd ones out are pro brexit

To be honest most of my cousins are decent-looking

it's an advisor position for some SNP leader I've never heard of in Scotland

I wrote an essay late last year describing how to lobby the UK to stay in the European Union. The SNP liked it so much, they decided to ask me to write another essay on how to get Scotland out of the UK should they actually follow through with Brexit.

I got a call about a month ago from them offering to pay for my housing and relocation in order to teach the SNP about geopolitics and life/options after exiting the EU and the UK.

Should be a pretty sweet gig I think.

Right, I have a decent looking cousin, but I've got absolutely no desire to fuck her. Don't even begin to waver on that principle.

>I am completely out of ideas, please help me, begs Theresa May
newsthump.com/2017/07/10/i-am-completely-out-of-ideas-please-help-me-begs-theresa-may/

>Theresa May has pleaded with opposition parties for help, insisting she is completely bereft of solutions for the total shit-show over which she currently presides. After finally admitting she doesn’t know what she’s doing, the prime minister has pleaded for help from anyone with any ideas whatsoever.

>“Everything is shit and I don’t know what to do,” she told reporters. “I know it’s unprecedented to ask the opposition parties for ideas on how to fix all the problems I’ve created, but it’s the only way I can keep my job, so why not give it a punt?

>“So far the suggestion box has been filled with slips of paper with the word resign on it, but that’s literally the only thing I won’t do to make everything better. “I would see this nation slip into the ocean and disappear before I’d let my grip on power weaken even a small amount.”

What did she mean by this?

I always get a little second-hand embarrassment when you see people pretending air rifles are real guns.

Also, you need a license for an air gun in Scotland, coming soon to England and Wales.

>warm pint
Nah you're alright lad. Though I live about an hour drive from there so I might come kick your head in you foreign twat.

>feminists becoming as bitter as MRM

Just shut up and hate fuck already.

Theory: the left is splitting, and this may possibly lead to a return to social conservatism.
Noticed how people on the left recently have began to be vided on things like the portrayal of sex and women? Some are pushing for yet more degeneracy, and some are beginning to protest against all things sluttish and immoral.

Sure it's out of misguided beliefs and man hatred, but their end is correct and lines up with classic Christian morality.

Britain is a fucking shithole. Maybe if your retarded ancestors embraced eugenics instead of MUH FOKKIN WORKIN CLASS RIGHTS AN ENN HAICH ESS then Britain would've been a lot different. Whenever I go for a walk in town I'm always overwhelmed with the stench of chip fat and just witnessing subhuman, caked up, shitfaced bongs eating "chips and cheese" on the pavement after a "night out with da girls" is enough to make me want to exterminate everyone in this God forsaken hellhole

I bought a set of kitchen knives from some pikeys in a nice chefs case. All blunt as anything and probably made in china but looked a bargain at the time. Probably counts as WMD now and I'll get 100 years in prison (reduced to 2 months since prisons are full and you literally have to kill someone to get put away these days).

Also if GCHQ cant "solve" who put that poor bastard in a bag, nor did they even notice when he didnt show up for work for a week then I think I'm probably quite safe.

>but their end is correct and lines up with classic Christian morality.

>Noticed how people on the left recently have began to be vided on things like the portrayal of sex and women? Some are pushing for yet more degeneracy, and some are beginning to protest against all things sluttish and immoral.


Haven't noticed this at all

Trigger Article 50 on the sexual revolution

>literally have to kill someone to get put away these days

Or leave bacon at a mosque
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075328/Man-jailed-leaving-bacon-sandwiched-outside-mosque-dead-prison-half-way-12-month-sentence.html

The working class left aren't especially socially conservative, but they are nationalistic. And the social democrats who used to control the Labour party can't stomach that.

OI DICKHEAD!! A'LL FOOK YA UP YA SWEATY SKIV! GIZ ME YA FOOKING MONEY NA OR A'LL SHANK YER!

>Muh fookin working class
Fuck the working class

Feminists disagree on a lot of stuff,the broad statement of "equality between men and women" can lead to numerous conclusions on a wide range of topics. There are anti-Abortion feminists which is quite nice

SWERF and TERF has always been a thing

What would this achieve?

Having a lazy day today lads.

Not really by choice, the weather is fucking shit.

>implying the working class exists as a single politically minded entity
Please never stop posting anonymong.

Happier people everywhere,except for the minority of irredeemable sluts who will just keep going regardless

They're all retarded spongers.

This attitude worked for the democrats, not reason why it won't work in England.

They've wiped Blairism out of the Labour party for the forseeable future, so they're fine with me.

Great post man, I really think we'd get on in real life. Are you blonde/blue eyed by any chance?

English Lit is the king of humanities because it concerns itself with the pure expression of the human soul that the act of writing affords. In theory, it uses the scope of philosophy, history and literature to make its arguments and examinations and the articulateness that this multiple discipline-straddling criticism requires to bring all these threads together and form from them something coherent and placed within grander movements of history is undoubtedly a phenomenal skill.

Where it separates itself from other humanities in modern academia is in its appreciation of the great numbers of lenses available and these lenses will often contrast.

Where the biggest problem lies is that many of these naive young folk doing the courses will see the lecturer favour one lens, often that of feminism/post-colonial and will immerse themselves in that completely into thinking this is the be all and end all of human expression and willingly blind themselves to any alternative. They then go on to be experts in this 'lens' and carry on through the system and perpetuate the incestuous and intellectually throttling cycle. Interesting idea banning them completely, obviously they have their value in the specialised areas such as engineering but it's definitely the Mickey Mouse and lens subjects that should be the ones banned / subject to higher fees.

Kai knows what to do with the academics:
youtube.com/watch?v=8wNMgxQFZpg

>chips and cheese"
Is this a northern thing

>working
>sponging
Yet anther top tier anonymong.

No, Ozymandias is a superior specimen who feels forced to save the mindless masses from themselves as he simultaneously punishes them for their animal stupidity. He is right to judge them and succeeds in his plan, doing all of this through initiative and mortal genius.

He contrasts Dr.Manhattan in that the Dr. becomes a hero merely due to a science accident, and in the complacency of his unearned aristocracy he fails to solve the greater problems of the time even with his limitless post human power.

The EU doesn't parallel either of these perspectives. It's a giant collective of talentless parasites that poison everything they touch, and would more closely fit the description of something Ozymandias would look down upon and try to surpass, like the failing governments in his world.

...

AM YORKSHIRE TILL A DIE!!!

MC DEVVO IS BACK IN BIZNISS

!!m.youtube.com/watch?v=-HysredBu78

>working for the employment agency jew

Are there any areas of law where women have a legal advantage over men?

Not the user you're replying to.

I'm split on Murros. He's the only guy on the right openly calling for RWDS, but he also seems to get away with it to such a degree that I suspect a honeypot.

Middle/upper class home county students did this not the working class

Oi FOKKIN m8 I work in me cousins hairdressers an at and j expect FR3E medical care and education

Fuck you, working class cunt

strawpoll.me/13399658

>resources cause all conflict
>if we make resources infinite we remove the need for war

Why did the EEC agree to pool coal and steel?

>working

good goy

rape

Divorve? Child custody?

Students barely even vote in elections.

I like you.

Is that the Russian chicken of proofs you're talking to there?

They vote in the Labour leadership elections,

>tfw you take the NEETpill

paedophilia

I want to take a working class baby and punch it in its hideous fucking inferior face

rightful british clay

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Divorce and custody

>brits working in hairdressers
Nearly everyone I've gone to has been run some type of eastern European

*Repeatedly :(

Middle or upper class?

All of it.

Woman de facto get more lenient sentences than men.

I know what you want anonymong, I know what you need.

I f00kin wurk in a nurskry n at so pay for everythink I can't afford n at cuz I'm a low IQ illiterate pleb yea?

THE GLORIFICATION OF THE POOR MUST STOP. MIDDLE CLASS PRIDE WORLD WIDE

Kek my MP has been caught saying nigger

order-order.com/2017/07/10/tory-mp-anne-marie-morris-n-word-shocker/

I work for a formerly British company, currently owned by the Chinese and staffed almost entirely by Polish and eastern Europeans. The company has gone into administration and will be dead before the end of the year. I'm not even employed directly, I work via the employment agency Jew who take half of the wages.
Good times man.

Why don't you slit your wrists you sad bastard. Everybody hates you.

I see where you're coming from. I've not heard anything from him in a while but that video is just too fantastic to be a honeypot, really makes me smile when he talks about pulling subversive academics out of their institutions and making them carry about signs with their crimes against the English people (despite the obvious Chinese 'cultural revolution' connotations) and the audience cheers. Feels good man.

youtu.be/GVwdKfLOa5o

>he comes to brit/pol/ to find people who like him
Sad.

Keep having my comments deleted on The Guardian despite not adhering to all their community rules perfectly, and I'm about to hit the fucking roof.

Yeah I really think we would get on. Kai is 100% right and I'm a huge fan of his, he just says exactly what many are thinking, deep in their hearts. This subversive shit has got to stop, for the good of mankind if nothing else. The trash they teach now at universities kills ones interest in great literature, destroys your attention span and your spark to actually read and think about what you're reading.

Your last paragraph is pretty much exactly my feelings on this issue. It's that strangulation of individuality that kills me inside; they don't care about young people's desire to think and learn and teach and debate. They want you to be a good little cultural marxist drone and join some protests if you want.

I was sick of it within the first year of my 4 year degree.

Now not even sure if I want to do my postgraduate studies I'd planned.

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

[Toryism intensifies]

I'm going to laugh when the poor start looting your homes.