Dysentery Airways

And they will charge full price for tickets. Next on Dysentery Airways, over crowding double seating and goats.

>tfw modern society just turns into industrial livestock farming, but with humans

FUCK NO NOT THE MEAT NOT THAT DELICIOUS INDIAN MEAT HOW CAN WE LIVE WHAT WILL WE DO I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW PLEASE GOD SAVE US FROM THE VEGETABLES

But have they introduced designated shitting decks yet?

who the fuck even eats airline food anyway?
its like 15 dollars for some shitty TV tray dinner
better way to cut costs is to just drop the inflight meals all together

They don't lavatories. Just poo in the aisle

>>tfw modern society just turns into industrial livestock farming,
It already is nigger.

who the fuck gets the """""""meals"""""" on airplanes anyway?

People who takes over 3 hour flights? it's not like i can go to Frankfurt from Mexico city without a meal, i can but is not cool.

I got bumped up to first class once and got a porterhouse steak for free along with unlimited cocktails. I was flying to a south american country and honestly that was the best meal I had that week.

>The diarhea is siphoned directly from the cabin floor into small inlets where it passes through a series of treatment pipes where different spices are added. After completing it's journey eventually it flows directly into the engine intakes as usable bio fuel for the poopooplane.

kek

Well, we did move away from it for a bit after the initial industrial revolution.
But now we are heading straight back to it and in an even worse form than ever before.

I wonder when they'll start to push nutrient gruel instead of real food because that allows to keep more human cattle per sqm

i was enjoying some dill pickles yesterday then i looked at the bottom of the jar: product of india. thoughts of poo smeared hands crept into my mind and a scowl grew across my face. i put them back and won't be eating them until i forget they're from india again.

Intercontinental flights. If you don't have a turbo shitty airline it's almost always included anyway, and not even all that bad. Lufthansa's meals are alright.

Hey at least it's not the toilets (provided, there are any on these planes).

I travel about 75% for work, with my next series of meetings almost always as far across the globe as Murphy can manage for me. Since so much time is sitting on a damn plane, we fly business class by default.

Living from a suitcase sucks. A halfway decent meal on the plane really helps out a ton since I'm usually just not in the mood to go out to eat afterward.

People throw out the 'Must be nice" crap all the time. Nice to fucking spend 20 hours of life every fucking week sitting in a seat you wouldn't even consider having in your home? Fuckity fuck fucks fucking - yeah I'm livin it up.

This week on the most opposite side of the planet from home as possible. But they do have a restaurant here called "JEW KIT" so I guess its worth it.

Lufthansa is pretty good man, i get drunk on their flights and no one gives a fuck.

Yeah, I love flying with them. Decent space for your legs, the food is alright and the flight attendants are friendly.
Also not as crowded as the planes from other airlines.

I wonder how they stay in business because they are also not that much more expensive.

>Designated shitting isles

Do you have a family?
If so, how do they feel about it?

>Lufthansa
that's a real airline? LMAO I've seen it printed on the quarter-per-ride kiddie airplanes at this indoor amusement area for kids at my local mall, with a bunch of inflatable bounce houses

Yes, I have a wife and 3 daughters. I make enough so my wife doesn't have to work. She loves that part of the deal. Wish I could spend more time with the kids though. :(

>People will be riding on top of the plane

Fuck that plane must be stinky as fuck. You would have to take a gas mask

t. Paki goatfucker pedophile.

Here's how pakistan story goes

> Be a paki kid.
> Father found assfucking sis
> Protest, get slapped. father explains, that sis is like India. If you love me, you have to hate India
> Since then Paki always hates India any chance he remembers his sister is rotting in the hellhole
> Oh wait, dad is also rotting
> so what, I am in AMRIKKKAA!!

Just dont get cucked friend, fuck her good when ur at home

Majority of people get veg option on Air India flights anyway. I flew from London to Tokyo, wasn't as bad as I expected