Ottoman Empire 2.0: Grand Vizier Edition

Why do Ottomans crave Albanian cock so much? It's like they can't live without it.

>be Ottoman Empire in 1600s
>50% of the Grand Viziers of the Ottoman Empire were Albanians
>Turkroaches are literally retarded and can't speak more then one language
>Albanians nobility speaks Albanian, Greek, Turkish, Arabic and some cases Serbian/Persian/English/French
>Albanians rule the Empire while the Sultans were out fucking bitches and being degenerates
>Albanian control the Army and Navy because MUUUH WARRIORS
>Empire dies in 1920s so this practice ended

>be Ottoman Empire 2.0 in 2017
>Ottoman Sultan (Erdogan) can't seem to have enough Albanian cock
>Economic and Military aid to Albania
>In long-lasting bromance with Albanian PM
>Strategic partnership even stronger then with the US
>EU does not allow Turkey and Albania to join it
>EU is about to get BTFO again

It seems like the Empire is back and Albanians will take their rightful place once again! Europe

(picrelated) Serbcuck Vucic pussylips is a cuck and knows Serbia will be the first to get BTFO by the Ottoman Empire 2.0

Hopefully the kill some Greeks first

SOON

MASHALLAH time to retake our balkan clay!

LOL vucic looks like he's watching his wife get fucked

I have always said this. The Balkans should be governed by Albanians. Turks just want to wage war. Albanian Master race was born to rule.

Bring the Ottoman Empire back. I want to be a jennisary and cuck Serbians on their wedding day!

I wish we didn't. They NEVER shut up about it after all this time.

If any Europeans are lurking and need proof Albanians are roaches take note

You bombed Serbia to save Turks

Oh come on. The Ottoman Empire was like the EU equivalent of the time in the 1600s, except it relied on meritocracy rather the SJW crap.

>tfw FYROM didn't exist till 1990s
>tfw you're from a mongrel country which started out as a joke
>tfw your country is irrelevant even to the people who live in it

KYS FYROMcuck

how tall is the albanian one
erdo has a reputation of being tall i've never seen any leader taller than him till now

Like 6'4" I think. He used to be a professional basketball player Chad in his collage days I heard.

i wish i was white
i wish i was albanian

same

Old Turkish overlord thread

mfw erdoroaches clown costumes

mods delet this thread albanian WE larp thread please

laugh all you want but that's his election-winning jacket
he always wears it on election days and so for 100% success rate

Looks pretty normal desu. A lot of trendy dudes wear them.

>kekestani flag

KYS reddit

Sorry about that. God had condemned you in being eternally gayreek, in debt and (((orthodox)))