Why do Ottomans crave Albanian cock so much? It's like they can't live without it.
>be Ottoman Empire in 1600s >50% of the Grand Viziers of the Ottoman Empire were Albanians >Turkroaches are literally retarded and can't speak more then one language >Albanians nobility speaks Albanian, Greek, Turkish, Arabic and some cases Serbian/Persian/English/French >Albanians rule the Empire while the Sultans were out fucking bitches and being degenerates >Albanian control the Army and Navy because MUUUH WARRIORS >Empire dies in 1920s so this practice ended
>be Ottoman Empire 2.0 in 2017 >Ottoman Sultan (Erdogan) can't seem to have enough Albanian cock >Economic and Military aid to Albania >In long-lasting bromance with Albanian PM >Strategic partnership even stronger then with the US >EU does not allow Turkey and Albania to join it >EU is about to get BTFO again
It seems like the Empire is back and Albanians will take their rightful place once again! Europe
(picrelated) Serbcuck Vucic pussylips is a cuck and knows Serbia will be the first to get BTFO by the Ottoman Empire 2.0
Jacob Diaz
Hopefully the kill some Greeks first
Camden Thomas
SOON
Luis Green
MASHALLAH time to retake our balkan clay!
Lincoln Cruz
LOL vucic looks like he's watching his wife get fucked
Daniel Parker
I have always said this. The Balkans should be governed by Albanians. Turks just want to wage war. Albanian Master race was born to rule.
Aiden Green
Bring the Ottoman Empire back. I want to be a jennisary and cuck Serbians on their wedding day!
Gavin Harris
I wish we didn't. They NEVER shut up about it after all this time.
Xavier Reed
If any Europeans are lurking and need proof Albanians are roaches take note
You bombed Serbia to save Turks
Isaac Peterson
Oh come on. The Ottoman Empire was like the EU equivalent of the time in the 1600s, except it relied on meritocracy rather the SJW crap.
Charles Wilson
>tfw FYROM didn't exist till 1990s >tfw you're from a mongrel country which started out as a joke >tfw your country is irrelevant even to the people who live in it
KYS FYROMcuck
Ryder Anderson
how tall is the albanian one erdo has a reputation of being tall i've never seen any leader taller than him till now
Wyatt Morris
Like 6'4" I think. He used to be a professional basketball player Chad in his collage days I heard.
Julian Edwards
i wish i was white i wish i was albanian
Asher Jackson
same
Hunter Watson
Old Turkish overlord thread
Bentley Ross
mfw erdoroaches clown costumes
Alexander Watson
mods delet this thread albanian WE larp thread please
Eli Lewis
laugh all you want but that's his election-winning jacket he always wears it on election days and so for 100% success rate
Colton Morales
Looks pretty normal desu. A lot of trendy dudes wear them.
Juan Reed
>kekestani flag
KYS reddit
Aaron Hill
Sorry about that. God had condemned you in being eternally gayreek, in debt and (((orthodox)))