I can already imagine Prime Minister Halla-aho's first open speech at the Senate Square when, in the beautiful summer season, tens of thousands of people in the national dignitaries and decades of expected real leader arrive at the same rhythm
> CHAMPION! MASTER! MASTER!...
A nasty, rhythmic shout is heard by HS, Green Wire and Radio Rock, as well as by the Left Alliance and the Green Party party offices. Lenin and other Communist leaders plastered on the edges of the shelves and crumble on the floor. The public scream triggers psychosomatic heart and brain stroke in those rooms on the floor with swirling succulents and tails.
And the jyly of the deep lines of the people feels like a lively hour.
Until the temperamently smiling Master in a small handshake calls for silence, and begins the surge of verbal surgery by cutting off the cancer spreading in the collective psyche of the Iron Age and the Greens of the Finnish people for years, out of the last cell through the ice-cold scalpel of his supreme reason.
Oh, heaven, what days of splendor Finland still faces.
Julian Martin
Thank you master
Noah Johnson
...
Dominic Brooks
so just what are you mongols upto now ?
Christopher Jones
Yeah yeah yeah, save the memes until after you explain who the fuck this is and why we should care. It's not like we can actually make Finnish memes either, given how fucked the language is.
William Hill
MESTARI! MESTARI! MESTARI!
Nicholas Sanchez
Just going back to good ol' days when commies were physically removed over the border. Why kill them when their comrades can do it for you.
Easton Russell
Thank You Master
Good thread 5/5
Austin Anderson
Kill them all, I'll buy you a drink of choice if you do.
David Hughes
>mfw
Nathan Campbell
...
Elijah Fisher
Coffee thanks
Benjamin Rogers
He's Mestari. All heil Mestari
Grayson Perez
If a Funland thread? Doubtful.
>Stand 14 metres from you and begins to Epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän.
Isaiah Green
Heil Mestari, death to communists
Brody Martin
Thank you mestari
Bentley Edwards
>win chairman election >shake hands with your wife instead of hugging :D Mestari is mega assburgers.
Ryder Miller
I thought handshakes were how Finns reproduced.
Sebastian Baker
Jussi I of house Halla-Aho, the Dragon of Eira, the Bringer of Dawn, the Dread of the Saracen! May your vigilant eye look over us and your armored heel grind our enemies to dust! Kiitos mestari!
Oliver Adams
That's all epäselvempia to me
Dominic Gray
Sisu perkele saatana vittu perkele sauna perkele jääkiekko.
