34-Year-Old Virgin Has A Cringe Worthy Date With His Crush After Using His Mom As A Wing-Man!

Only a whiteboi can be this lame. Why are we so genetically inferior? Hold this L if you a white guy.

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>op makes yourtube videos now

hahaha

Autism is a hell of a drug.

This is what everyone here who voted trump looks like

>unironically uses hold this L
Wow, didn't know jigaboos learned how to use the internet!
Also sage because you're still a nigger

man this is exactly how I picture most guys here.. except you people are much more angry that you're 34 year old virgins.

WorldStar

someone hit a bit too close to home eh faggot

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i think hes pretty suave

HAHA WOW SO **CRINGE** xD upvote to you good sir xD

Jesus fucking christ lol

Leave him alone, you assholes!

haha, go skippy, go. what am i watching?

A fine example of the master race.

i suddenly need cereal.

Any decent mother would know better than to help her son in dating. Find an old hopeless virgin and I bet he's got a clingy psycho mom who respects no boundaries. They'll actively hobble their children because they're afraid of them finding a partner and moving on with their lives.

I'm only a 28 year old virgin. Still feels bad.

Why do the Jews keep trying to make us seem sexually undesirable? Women already hate us and are leaving us for black men. ENOUGH! Give us a fucking break!

blue eyed blond masterrace

>do you wanna meet my mom

25 yr old here, getting there. i dont get it tho, when i see people like this, i am not anythign like them, i talk to women normaly, i look normaly, theyh it on me etc, i am just scared of sex i guess which is autistic part but nobody knows that

20 year old khhv robot

Those fake videos are so retarded.

Everybody knows it's staged.

He looks like an Albino Niggroid desu

Are you my European me?
Am I white at last?

that's me from the future
why people allow this to happen

Damn thats my mom exactly

Fuck.......

>FPBP
the rule never fails

cuck op REKT beyond recovery

HIGH FIVE MY BROTHER! Wizardry will be strong in us!

Fuck this is hard to watch, only two minutes in.
It can only become worse from here.

why is this shit on pol nigger?

Lmao what a pathetic beta, but I will admit that he probably at least has better game than 50% of the people on Sup Forums that are too scared to even approach a female. I lost my virginity in 7th grade which is basically a tell all sign I'm in the Chad-ish category. Girls approach me sometimes after I only say hi... If I wanted I could go fuck my 30 year old milf neighbor and I'm only 18 plus she's married.

I had to pause it every 30 seconds and pace around my room to finish it

this dude is a virgin by choice, he has lot of swag

I don't know how people watch shit like this on a regular basis.

I am 34yo too
Lost virginity at 31
Sex was horrible

First and last tiime i did this. Not my thing.
No woman = no troubles. More tiime and energy helping my refugee friends

This is like 10 years old you faggot. Still funny though.

The dude is obviously an actor.

"Today on things that never happened..."

Gmo makes them feminine

I lost my virginity at 17 because I was afraid being a wizard.
Thanks for the video OP. I feel just a bit better now.

youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw&t=26s
This guy is a legend from the good old days

Did they catch the pedo that raped ur boipucci at 7th grade?

Lmao dude you just admit to being a virgin until 31. Pathetic.

>boi
>lame
Go back to redd.it

skippys a pimp

>boipucci
Faggot detected

Kys. Stop wanking to traps faggot.

>great dance
>wanna meet my mom?

This is too comical to take seriously.

man you can even tell from text that he's lying

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pls no bully

Get a hooker my man

Damn man, I feel bad for the guy. He seems like a nice enough fella but it's probably a forever thing for him at this point.

this guy is fucking alpha, have you seen his videos? this man is an actor

He's got way more game than the average user on Sup Forums.

What if it's a undercover cop and I go to jail?

Actually if he cut out the being nice shit and asking for permission, he'd do alright.

Damn that shit was SO cash

As Chad, I want to wear that t-shirt ironically

Join the Aryan Brotherhood my man

>only a 28 year old virgin.
>only

Prime example of why you need a strong father figure

I'm in a similar position to you. 25 and not a virgin, but I've only ever had sex with escorts. I come off as prefty normal, if not seeming somewhat charming to most people.

I think there are a lot of guys out there like this, who just aren't willing to come out and admit to these things publicly. And the media isn't going to profile ordinary people with these issues because it isn't sensationalistic and validates MRAs

Go get one of the legal ones in Nevada

Virginity is cool. Marry a virgin and have God approved procreation.

whites never cease to entertain me

It's actually not pathetic cause im not a degenerate piece of shit like you that has some superficial nigger values (according what you write, you are nigger tier).

I also dont derive my self worth from these kind of things. Im so great and awesome in many ways.
I beat up retard pseudo kids like you back in school.

Also im bettter than you in every way and could cut off your head and shit down your nigger throat.

You worthless piece of sub human garbage, do your incestus parents a favor and kill yourself. Stop wasting precious air and arrange a date between your mouth and the barrel of loaded shotgun. Fucking retard

No. I think I'd rather just shitpost with you guys.

This.

they just abuse stupid and retarded people for those shows in Germany

youtube.com/watch?v=mG_Fyc-nyOs

Uff kinda suck to be you I guess.

Haha 31 and no fucky fucky. I bet you're fat too.

His only flaw is his t-shirt.

>Or so I think... I became a wizard this year

Def worth watching! Subtitled for you non Germans

Sex is the most overrated thing on earth.

I refuse to believe there was this obsession over sex 100 years ago.

As always I'm certain it's the Jews.

My life is great, yours is shit.

Just kill yourself, i know kids like you.
In few years you will turn out to be a looser that won't achieve anything asides sucking cock in a gay sauna. Welfare degenerate

>In few years you will turn out to be a looser that won't achieve anything asides sucking cock in a gay sauna
And he'll still have gotten more action than you!

What is strange for me is that as I have gotten older and more successful it has become more difficult for me to meet women, and especially to hook up with them.

I'm 30, work as an engineer, am more fit than years ago but haven't had a girl hit on me in probably 2 years or more. When I was in my early 20's I was overweight, underemployed but had no problem meeting and hooking up with women.

A few of my friends have had this same problem. Are women as a whole just getting more difficult to get with?

>actually get's a date
>takes her to his mom's basement
>tells her to clean up
JESUS CHRIST what are you doing????

At 18 you propably dont even pay your own bills and still live with your parents hahaha

You know nothing kid and you will suffer greatly

Interesting part starts at ~07:50

>I refuse to believe there was this obsession over sex 100 years ago.
We're here.

>tfw 32yo and virgin

Im not like that guy in the OP but man, feels bad you know. At least this confirms im white, right?

Hahahahahahaha chill out man. Go lift some weights and get outside bro. Get active. Take a break...

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why would cop do that?