Doodie Thread

Classify your doodies Sup Forums

Mine are usually 5 - 7 because I have no gall bladder but if I eat perfectly I can swing a 4

3 standard
2 some times
4 like once or twice
7 way more than i would like

I've had a couple Type 7's in my day. Usually require a shower they get so bad.

I cover the whole range except for #1. Wtf is that?

I haven't had a solid shit in three years.

t. alcoholic

1-6 depending mostly on beer consumption.

Whats named after your home city?

A shit-consistency chart is named after my home city.

Are you jealous pol?

Type 6, about an hour after I eat.

Nah, I'm from Detroit so I have it shittier.

Whenever I get 4 it's always green, can someone explain this?

2-4
It's all about diet.

>alcoholic
That's no excuse, eat more fiber/vegtables
t.also an alcoholic

You might have anemia. A lot of poop is dead blood cells that help give it the brown color.

7 if I consume dairy

Oh, hello non-white.

Type 4 fucking sucks.

There are some times where you're wiping your ass and it's like wiping a permanent marker.
2 is objectively the best dump

Is this the politics board?

9/10 times for me, it's 3

femanon here,
type 1 and 2 regularly
type 4 and 5 after pork sweats

All politics is shit.

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I often have stomach cramps after eating literally anything.

Am I dying?

These Native American genes man.

I prefer type 3 so I hold it in a bit when I do have to shit; sometimes going a day or so without shitting and shitting only once a day if sick.

Least favorite is type 7; it's like shitting acid.

I eat tons of fiber.

I'm pretty much always a Type 4.

fives are the funnest

3 or 4. Unless I drink beer then 5.

I take 3 metamucil capsules a day and eat tons of greenleafies (1-2 large containers a week) and plenty of whole beans/lentils and broccoli.

I try to keep under 1500cal day

A six pack = approx 850cal

So don't have much leftover for food.

It's the alcohol not my diet.

>1
Not uncommon, hurts like shit.
>2
Fairly common.
>3
60% of the time.
>4
Fairly common
>5/6
Unusual.
>7
Burns my ass-cheeks.

Back to the jungle, Gillian McKeith.

I have had all sorts of strange poops in my day. Once after going 10 days without pooping I shat out a highly dense cube which tore my asshole as it came out.