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Hitler Youth reporting in!

seconded

NSDAP reporting in

I propose that any stepping on another citizen result in a fine of 5% of stepper's E-Currency. Further stepping will result in a double fine (10%), maxing out at 80% of a person's current digital currency.

KEK (Pls join Ik how to use a secure tripcode)

RM picked up 3 new members at the end of the last thread, going strong

forgot pic

Nigs yes but I wouldn't trust Jews with any shiny metal. They might make coins out of them and the next thing you know they'll have an economy running in the mines, with abysmal debts and even small secret sects acting as the leaders.
Maybe a policy of sorting them out by nose size in different camps would get rid of that problem.

Join the Hitler Youth today!

dont make me call the german police on you friend :^)

Our economical system is an improved version of Capitalism where the problems of this system are solved
Government has only law and administrative function
We have absolute freedom of speech. People shall not be arrested for their political views.
We do not tolerate acts such as mass homicide and rape
Death penalty to child molesters, rapists and mass/cold blooded murderers.
The rest Criminals go to specific prisons where they learn how to be productive members of society
Kids at schools must learn how to think for themselves and how to be productive members of society.

alright gentlemen, I'm going to have a cig.
Pls no shoah while I'm gone

And also i closed the tab already but the concentration camp specifics are pleasing to me and I will gladly accept the contract for $200 million.
I will build 4 camps to your specifications, agreed?

same desu

>PUTTING JEW IN MINING
Oh damn I realize my terrible mistake

Yea and maybe niggers mining instead and jews farming?

Can you assure that the Jews will be wearing either no shoes or soft shoes in case of sneks in the area?

I will fund 2 more camps if you can get in one of them and administrate the mines to your liking. Plus with the new policies we're discussing.
No it's fine as long as the long nosed ones are put to simple but hard labor.

You like using money to disincentivise actions? We are proposing a tax of 69% on all degeneracy

Sure thing, we'll have a snek chamber for disobedient jews too

No they need to be doing something productive, such as farming

Motion to install Goldsteinberg as parliament treasurer

he is well qualified and comes from a prestigious background

Current list of MPs if not in it please respond
Cockerdoodle[God Emperor]!!zXk5BIa1Ax6

EternalBohemian[NationalMemeticsParty]!!guIzVk8IKlV

Rosehip [UAF]!!fzW26H3bZbu

Mr.Reddit[Cucks]!!p6baA0WWtFD

WhiteMale [Cucks]!!eQ0NnXuM6wj

a settlement with a population of 1305[BJP}!ukplMOKO72

JoeArpaio[BorderPatrol]!!v+FWqHwaw/B

Trapper [Homolust]!!1Fa7LzeI6u8

Bedtime[PerpetualDreamers]!5U1vrHEEt6

Troelstra[Communist Workers Party]!!DPDLSMw+H9e

Goldsteinberg [Globalist Jew Party] !!g+ifZJDNiIY

Ivan Ivanislav [COMMIE MOMMYS]!!Qh0NZicpHYy

von Metternich [Reactionary Monarchist]!cErAmKPF2c

Fuhrer [Hitler Youth]!!sphYpOLEPJl

William Gladstone[Orange Book or Bust]!!spag5sNh5f7

Faisal [Anglo-Pakistani Party]!!Fbeb8JNW6CD

Black & Yellow Mangrove [Snek Party]!!NLbwBjkjkQU

pls dont do it

Heiko maas aka Adolf Eichmann 2.0 will throw me in a anti hatespeech camp

Family Fuhrer is not here!

Who is defining "degeneracy"? While I am all for forstalling the collapse of our society at the hands of degeneracy, such a vague tax begs for future rulers to define degeneracy by whatever is advantageous to removing their political rivals. We must educate the people to be one of strong morals, rather than punish them for a vague list of offenses

You forgot me

i exist too, y'know

I can very much accept this

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thank you good sir
i would gladly accept if anyone else will put their support behind me

We need a death tax on degeneracy, you pay the price that is your life.

Just remembered that voting is Haram, sorry brothers I must go and beat my wife for forgetting to remind me. Good luck with the Jew-killing, Insha'allah.

Nigs in the mines are a terrible idea.
They could either be:
- Lost
- Blacked by the coal and thus impossible to find
- Eating minerals or other humans
- Burning coal trying to eat other humans and thus wasting resources
- Losing tons of ore by losing it.
Completely inefficient and don't even think of giving them any tools other than the basic pick and shovel. And even those are dangerous enough.
Hello, please add me and update pic.

Put brackets for political party

Okay.. both the Jews and nigs farm
We can get the Polish to mine!

People's Party of Sup Forums is here

Sorry for my drunkness.
- Losing tons of ore, nigs are hard to discipline and would not comprehend how to mine without intensive training courses. And who would pay for that?
Deal! Unless a Pole wants to argue, we settled this matter.

We should start a eugenics program where we breed the smartest blacks together, so that in a few generations we can have a breed of very useful housepets

>brackets

Any Poles that argue will be sent to the snek chambers!

i like the snek chamber idea

Alright, I call for a vote on securing the funding that will allow me to build the 4 (((relocation))) camps?
I just need $200 million to begin construction.
We will also need someone to propose transportation ideas to get the Jews and Niggers to my camps. Anyone interested?

Alright got the list updated going to step out for a bit

colleagues

I propose offering an informal truce to the [Globalist Jew Party] and the [Hitler Youth]
Perhaps we could find common ground with them and push a shared agenda

Three K's a day keeps the niggers away.

If you're 100% European descent aka white and you hate filthy niggers, dirty spics, kikes, arabs, furfags, gayfags, commiefags and all other scum on the earth as much as we do, you should join the Moon Central Discord Server. Introduce yourself in #introductions and answer our questions to get unkiked!

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1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a race war!

Sieg Heil,.,.,

Support!
We use taxpayers money!
We use fortified prison buses with police escort to bus them in!

For the time being, this could be beneficial. I vote yes

Just join the Hitler Youth and its done.

>>brackets
I see why not, so long as they believe in the ideals of our heavenly father I see no harm.

we gladly accept your proposal and would be happy to work with you and the Hitler Youth, I think this truce would be in all of our best interests.
Just remember I can be your greatest ally!

>Who is defining "degeneracy"?
> Non-Pharmaceutical Drugs
>Prostitution/ Strip bars
>Sexual clothing

say*

Don't forget cucks and Homolust, we have an existing alliance

I support this notion!

alright
Fuher
the reactionary Monarchists and Goldsteinberg are open to forming a bloc with both of you to push a common agenda, if we can find one

Define sexual clothing. Let's not become Muslims, ok?

Herr Fuhrer, I wouldn't waste your time with this shameless self-promoter.
Remember discord is for faggots and you wouldnt want to be involved in that level of degeneracy, would you?

I like the prison bus idea as well as the tax payer money idea. I will get my crews to work breaking ground on the first camp right away

I accept that west should keep it's values and do not allow so many immigrants but Extremism only brings destruction.
See what happened to every country that followed communism and nazism. They were all destroyed

>Discordfag
Get out or do something, don't just shill.
I oppose this unnecessary truce. Maybe a pact of good will, but no complete truce. Never trust a kike! He will backstab you with all he has.

That common agenda should be to push support for an Aryan master race!

Yea Skype was always better!

Ah you oppose it, pact of good will it is then, not direct alliance!

Gotta afk for a min

>Those short jeans that stop just before the end of a woman's arse
>Non under/swimwear items that only cover half a woman's tits
>Mankini

You are still open to the truce with our party, however, correct?

No need to be hostile, my friend.
Right now, I am using my considerable wealth, along with the tax payer money allocated by your Fuhrer, to build 4 relocation camps for the Jewish and Negro populations.
Do not confuse me for the average Jew, I am in it for myself, my family, and the money.
Your Aryan peoples are alright in my book and I am glad to help you in any way I can

All those nazis think that by making nigs and jews digging for coil will save the west and bring no opposittion from other goverments and the elite.
KEK
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I move to allow free trade of memes between boards. We all know Sup Forums makes the best memes.

This motion will allow us to import the best memes

Don't make me bite you

I understand, but I would never trust a Jew again. Still, for now, we are friends of benefit and thus I will not be hostile to you.
Yes, that would be alright. But know you won't win the majority with promises and alliances.

Hiss
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Nigga stop splitting and join the Orange Book Liberals

:^)

Sure
I have to leave now, I will be back if another one of these threads emerge!

Do you support my manifesto?

Official Quorum is 12 as set by previous thread!
Give me a (you) and Quorum is set and a government may be formed

Alright, have fun good friend.
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The thread is dying, what is the next subject to discuss? How to avoid stepping on sneks?

Current List is also
Cockerdoodle[God Emperor]!!zXk5BIa1Ax6

EternalBohemian[NationalMemeticsParty]!!guIzVk8IKlV

Rosehip [UAF]!!fzW26H3bZbu

Mr.Reddit[Cucks]!!p6baA0WWtFD

WhiteMale [Cucks]!!eQ0NnXuM6wj

a settlement with a population of 1305[BJP}!ukplMOKO72

JoeArpaio[BorderPatrol]!!v+FWqHwaw/B

Trapper [Homolust]!!1Fa7LzeI6u8

Bedtime[PerpetualDreamers]!5U1vrHEEt6

Troelstra[Communist Workers Party]!!DPDLSMw+H9e

Goldsteinberg [Globalist Jew Party] !!g+ifZJDNiIY

Ivan Ivanislav [COMMIE MOMMYS]!!Qh0NZicpHYy

von Metternich [Reactionary Monarchist]!cErAmKPF2c

Fuhrer [Hitler Youth]!!sphYpOLEPJl

William Gladstone[Orange Book or Bust]!!spag5sNh5f7

Faisal [Anglo-Pakistani Party]!!Fbeb8JNW6CD

Black & Yellow Mangrove [Snek Party]!!NlbwBjkjk
QU

August von Mackensen [Reactionary Monarchist]!!ipgEOvX6ZBS

Family Fuhrer [Hitler Youth]!!Fv9hv/VVzNH

Hammurabi [Reactionary Monarchist]!!pr1UJj/bXoS

Above political combass party(ΑPCP)

Hobbes [RMP]!!baYVKX+3Wib

Timtomtimmy [People's party of Sup Forums]!!wAZsr63GjG4

I support the notion that left, right, Libertarian, Authoritarian politics is dead.

How to avoid stepping on sneks
Step 1. Stay away from them they suck
step 2. See step 1

we should attempt to write a constitution, starting with a preamble

hey fuck you man

Welcome to our party

No you join mine. We are established and can trace our roots back to the mid-17th century

Sorry forgot name

Looks like the snek can't take critism
kek
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We, the People of the Politically Incorrect Board of Sup Forums (henceforth refered to as Sup Forums within this document), hereby, in the name of Freedom, Democracy, Cooperation, Diplomacy, Justice, and Sick Banter, declare the formation of a permanent and constitutional governing body, founded under the principle of Law, and the Supremacy of God.

We have too few people, maybe next thread. We need at least 20 active people and 5 parties to begin and finish a good constitution.
But an attempt is fine for now, let's vote to do it and if it passes we'll try.

also, party colours and symbols should be discussed within parties. For our party i believe we should use #696969, as it is a nice prussian grey, as well as a meme-tier hexcode

It's hard to criticize someone who's smarter than everybody else because they don't take a stance on issues

(you)

that is a bit too liberal for my liking

i agree, it is a bit too liberal

Check our manifesto>>

never forget

Also nice trips

Then why is your name above political compass if you actually have views

I would prefer a regal purple
maybe something along the lines of #663399

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