It’s time we raised our standards around here. Wine is the most BASED of hobbies.
Consider: It only comes from beautiful places in top tier countries: France, Italy, USA, Germany, Spain, Australia, New Zealand. Immerse yourself in European culture, history, and values. Learn about science, biology, geology and agriculture. Few minorities, no Muslims. Great way to meet and impress high quality girls. Make new friends, meet interesting, fabulous people. Savoring the complexity of a fine wine enhances your mind and spirit. Pairs well with food. Antioxidants are good for your health. Historically a great asset in your portfolio, providing diversification and long-term price appreciation well above inflation.
So, why aren’t you drinking and collecting fine wine yet, Sup Forums?
Drinking is for getting fucked up, it has no other purpose. Trying to impress women who care about whether or not you drink wine is a great way to get cucked.
William Cook
Fuck off shill. This is a board of dudes who are resisting degeneracy. I fucking love wine with a passion but I am freeing myself from the alcohol Jew.
Owen Lewis
Wine is the most delicious drink on the planet, bar none. Also Texas has a few good vineyards.
Kevin Perez
Wine pill is real.
Alcohol-tier: Wine > Whiskies > Beer > Cider > Shitty mixed drinks > Triple hop mega distilled flax filtered hops with a bitter twist half IPA, APA, blend.
Brayden Hill
alcohol is poison. figure out another way to feel good.
Hunter Fisher
>drinking the liquid jew
Jace Wright
Uncle Chef's puke poison recipe: one loaf of bread. Inside bag. Leave for 14 years. Grapes. Inside a bag. Leave for 18 months. Mmm mmm! Attracts lots of great things to your life. And you even remember the reasons you're doing it. No worries it has a fail safe. You can lose consciousness but hopefully not on some stairs
Mason Wood
Why when I can get t r o l l e y e d on these bad Bois What kind of nonce are you?
Blake Morris
Funny, making your own wine properly is patrician though.
Bentley Adams
Sounds like stuff kikes want to make you believe in order to sell you their fermented jew
Nathaniel Ramirez
Alcohol is degenerate
Oliver Kelly
>grapes >bucket >skim >tube im half sucking on brings my vinegar juice into another bucket Wow
Nathan Brown
>breathing the gaseous jew
Jaxon Price
Wine is great
Brody Ortiz
So is hairspray
Chase Watson
>So, why aren’t you drinking and collecting fine wine yet, Sup Forums? I collect guns.
Kayden Gonzalez
Doesn't even remember Chile, home of the finest wines >sage
Blake Peterson
Kek, New Zealand wine.
Henry Kelly
ITT: Virginal losers with no appreciation for the role alcohol has played in western civilization, and specifically the American revolution.
Justin Davis
Lmao I enjoy using both user
Easton Sanders
> Takes longer time > Fills your stomach with shit so you can't eat -> only good for binge drinking > (((Carbon dioxide))) enjoy farting all night
Please don't describe your sex life
Blake Clark
He intentionally ignored Chile and Argentina you retard, it wasn't an accident. Do you think he really believes new Zealand has decent wine? As always you are eating fresh bait.
Ethan Rodriguez
I prefer rum. I want grape juice I can have it.
Owen Allen
This, and checked
Luis Wright
The only thing you drink is a mug full of thick nigger semen.
Logan Myers
Sorry, bro. Have to put you in the 2nd tier country list, with your commie neighbors to the east, Greece, Hungary, Portugal, Croatia, Slovenia, etc.
Samuel Rivera
Please explain?
Oliver Hall
That carrafe is sweet tho.
Nathan Johnson
>only good for binge drinking Literally what is the point of drinking if you're not binge drinking? ? ?
Jaxon Price
Unironically enjoying the taste, don't need a very expensive wine either.
Aiden Foster
>2017 >not sipping a fine wine while eating a delicious rare and juicy rib eye steak Such uncultured swine on Sup Forums I'm ashamed to be here
Kevin Long
With wine you can get fucked up and have a good time. Also you gonna fucking lug a 8 beers to a party or something? fucking annoying just bring a bottle.
Nathan Collins
>Drinking is for getting fucked up, it has no other purpose.
THIS.
When I was in my early 20s, I drank to get trashed and feel like I could actually be the guy people thought was the "life of the party" despite being an awkward autist.
When I was in my late 20s, I bought a bunch of fancy wine to feel like I was doing something "classy", just pissed away a lot of money to barely get buzzed and barely enjoying it.
When I was in my early to mid 30s, I got into good scotch and blew a small fortune collecting great brands and enjoying them in small tastes here and there, but found it unsatisfying after a while.
Fast forward to my late 30s, and I realized it was just that I drank to lose my inhibitions and be a different person, all the $$$ blown on fancy shit to seem "classy" was a fucking waste when I could have just gotten a few cans of 4LOKO and gotten loaded for $5 and done what I actually enjoyed, which is getting shitfaced once or twice per month.
Anyone who drinks fancy expensive shit to impress themselves or other people is a faggot. Eventually you come to realize that alcohol is for getting fucking drunk and that's it, anyone who says otherwise is retarded.
Cameron Long
The most patrish way of drinking wine
Nolan Carter
How do i meet girls via wine? Should i just hang out at wineries? I hate pleb drinks. Give me a dark merlot any day.
Jack Johnson
>Be Polish >Wants to drink wine >Family and friends tell to shut up and drink polish vodka
Michael Wood
Oleeee
Luke Rivera
>Have you taken the WINE PILL yet, Sup Forums? I used to drink a half bottle every day after the full case of beer was empty. I have since gone dry.
T: 18 months into recover
Aiden Baker
I buy cheap $3.50 Merlot form Safeway. You're a try hard faggot.
Dylan Ross
Booze riles us up.
Joseph Davis
Soak the vodka in mashed up fruit, then filter through a screen to make schnapps. It's good as fuck.
Julian Barnes
>impress themselves or other people
No, you get into it 1.) because it's delicious and 2.) to become a better, more interesting and well-rounded person. That people are naturally attracted to you because of your mastery of a subject is just a nice side effect.
James Carter
>I hate pleb drinks. >Give me a dark merlot Merlot is the entry level red, aka pleb drink number one. Have a malbec or a good pinot noir. faggot.
Josiah Price
hard alcohol is degenerate. wine is top tier.
to avoid stains coat teeth in chapstick
Jace Miller
Yes Isn't this what everyone does Either you are 40 and upper class or Sweden is full of strange nonces Everyone brings a case- in fact you will be made fun of if you bring wine
Aiden Wood
how could you handle that many calories and estrogens?
Nathan Diaz
wine is the only alcohol I like besides cider.
Evan Young
He's a burger
They have their ways
Ian Garcia
I drink wine everyday.
Cameron Ramirez
Wine is truly the worst alcohol. I smell and it and i can feel nothing but the smell of yeast. It feels like im sticking my nose up the bluest of waffles.
Julian Carter
>wine pill i bet you're lauren boomer or what ever that kikes name is and youre becoming a lonely cat woman. fuck off
Jaxon Johnson
>late 30s and posting on Sup Forums You are socially dead. Why bother posting?
Jayden Sullivan
I like wine, but only ~300ml at a given time.
Caleb Scott
>buying wine >not making your own.
I have several cases right now of wine I made, and more in the tanks aging.
Hudson Jackson
Flavor matters, even if you're drinking just to get fucked up. Otherwise we'd all drink turpentine. If it's delicious you'd be chugging it. All forms of liquor taste like shit because they're poison, but they're fun poison. So you find the least shitty poison and drink up.
Charles Gutierrez
Leaf bringing the heat.
Lincoln Barnes
You're probably making poop wine for the mere purpose of getting drunk on the cheap.
Ayden Howard
This Alcohol is for when you're hanging out with your boys and getting plastered while working on cars/shooting guns/other cool shit. Don't drink around women because your logic will be impaired and you've lost your evolutionary advantage over them and it only ends badly.
Juan Price
I'll admit I've had a batch or two of wine that came out not aging well, but everything is pretty good.
Kevin Rogers
>poop wine
Joseph James
I WAS a try-hard faggot, but not any longer. Sounds like you at least avoided the fancy drink trap that burns up money quickly.
Precisely why I said I'd rather buy shit malt beverages and get drunk for less than $5 than spend big money on "good" stuff.
Only exceptions are when the bartender at a few places gives me an open tab in exchange for a generous tip, in which case, I will drink them out of their best scotch as fast as I can.
Angel Cruz
All alcohol tastes like poison to me.
Jace Long
I just drink beer. If I need to get shitty I chug them fast. Degenerate I know but Fuck you
Eli Sullivan
>Antioxidants are good for your health. Antioxidants are bullshit, they do nothing.
Nathaniel Brown
>delicious
I tried to convince myself of that same thing many times, but it's false for most of us. If you REALLY think alcohol is "delicious" then you have poor-grade tastebuds.
>better, more interested and more well-rounded person
I prefer to do that in other ways, spending it on alcohol so I can talk about the merits of that new $15/bottle limited-edition craft beer is a fucking waste of time to me now.
I like the effects of being a different person once or twice per month and forgetting all the shit that's on my mind, but personally, I'd rather smoke weed before bed and relax than suffer a hangover now if given the choice.
Angel Flores
what alc % do you get at anyways?
thats cool though, I make Kombucha, thought about getting into wine making but havent made the move
Isaiah Edwards
Revolting soured grape drank. I like a nice, ice cold, heavily carbonated light beer made from RICE and barley with a little bit of hops to balance it out.
John Adams
you don't jenk?
Ryder Reyes
Because im trying to make wine
Thomas Garcia
Dude, take your fucking Dixie flag off. I'm starting to recognize your idiotic posts in every god damn thread. You're not a tripfag and those faggots are dumb too. Just be anonymous. I'd want to think you're just shit posting everywhere but more and more It's beginning to sound like you're unironically a dumb southerner.
Evan Wilson
>drinking alcohol as a hobby fucking stop
Cameron Perry
>Socially dead
Nah, but I do run 2 businesses and enjoy shitposting in between tasks. Still sociable, but no longer care about impressing anyone else, that's what happens when you grow up, dude.
Luke Gutierrez
>people spend too much time tasting wine and not enough drinking it
Julian Russell
A year ago i quit smoking. Haven't drank alcohol since either
Jason Cox
Alcohol was given to the white man by God. If you're sober then you aren't redpilled.
Dominic Sanchez
I don't get this. Wine and whisky is all about bringing together great flavors through the use of high quality ingredients and distillation methods and aging. If you like beer at all then why wouldn't you enjoy beer that is made with the same amount of attention to detail as your beloved wine and whiskys?
Ryan Taylor
Which 2 year old bourbon barrel beer should I pop open tonight? Pic related or a Goose Island bourbon county that was one of their recalls? Ive heard that the recall was only because it didnt turn out how they wanted and not because something was actually wrong with the batch.
Ethan Morgan
That was a pretty big speech just to convince yourself youre not a alcoholic.
Isaiah Moore
patrician taste my friend. I'm partial to ivan the terrible if you can find it.
Ryan Long
Wine is great, but I have yet to develop a real taste for it. I still prefer beer.
Josiah Roberts
That might be because it literally is poisonous.
Easton Mitchell
Drink scotch like a man you little pussy. Wine is for women, and guests you hate.
Austin Evans
Heh thats what i do on holiday to get drunk. Otherwise i rarely drink at all.
Dominic Peterson
>nearly 40 years old >still haven't figured out how to enjoy alcohol without getting trashed >posting on Sup Forums
wow you are a pathetic human bean seriously, kill yourself
Samuel Jackson
How is casillero del diablo? I only know it's cheap.
Jace Howard
been there boyo
Logan Anderson
>I WAS a try-hard faggot no, you still are just now your quite a few steps closer to cirrhosis or the liver
Jackson Sanders
American wine sucks
Christian Collins
A glass of red wine with some food can be good, make sure to whirl it around a bit in the glass to oxidize it a bit though. Boxed wine isn't too expensive.
I made homemade red wine from grapes grown here last year, and white apple wine from apples, drinking a bottle every now and then. We won't get many apples this year, but know someone who has a bunch of plum trees, so I think this year's wine will be made from plums.
Most drinking is to get buzzed, yeah, but some is beneficial (some vodka with greasy food for example). The diminishing returns on more expensive stuff hits pretty quick, but there's a noticeable difference between the cheapest stuff and more expensive (unless it's something like vodka, in which case you can get pretty cheap and still be fine). Liqeurs are obviously not to get drunk, they usually taste better if they have a bit more alcohol, and you're meant to just sip some for its concentrated flavour.