>reading a rare 18th century edition of Locke's 'Some Thoughts Concerning Education' >he complains about some parents let their children have too much of slack and liberty, when they actually need moral direction and discipline >he complains about parents who are too strict and violent with their children, saying it'll just result in them hoping for their parent's death and not respecting them
People are STILL arguing about this.
Jonathan Torres
HONK if you're horny
Xavier Gonzalez
Cosy Drink Time
Connor Taylor
>lovelive shit >not im@s
Brody Richardson
I MEANT COMFY. FUCK WHY LIVE. brb until the next thread guise
Luis Ross
First for spooky noises in the night as I take a dump.
Nolan Gray
>foxes screeching in the night
Nicholas Wood
Three guys ware out walking in the woods when they find an old brass lamp One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion. The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating. The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish. First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm. Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him. Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions. The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish. First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.
Thomas Brown
I've been told I look like Peter Hitchens lads.
Is it true?
Evan Cruz
Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already. Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around. The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways. Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed." Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says: "Guys, I think I fucked up."
Matthew Clark
We're all in here-
Gabriel Cook
not in the slightest senpai
Sebastian Lee
No
Landon Morgan
I keep hearing shit in my house. Me and my dad heard a sound like someone messing around with an ikea bag, coming from our hallway. We both rushed out there to remove intruder but there was nothing
also, I keep some shit on a desk that's higher than my bed. It fell on me last night despite the desk thing not moving, and there's no draft in my room
nobody but scooby and females less than 3 weeks into it actually eats like that
Landon Taylor
What would you do if the British government was trying to start the 5th Reich with nazi supersoldier clones?
Imagine if you will a set of mid table grammar schools hiding a lot of incredibly intelligent and very dangerous people. Suppose these people were now around 25-26 years of age, well placed through nepotism and blackmail and that they all had a genuine belief in their superiority over humanity. If I were to plan something like this I would probably put them in the intelligence services and the most advanced scientific institutions. I would also make these institutions look innocuous, mid table kind of thing, maybe in an area where the middle classes are ignored and sidelined by the majority of the population.
It would be utter Bliss for all the evil people across the world.
Isaiah Gutierrez
The comedian was right debate me.
Landon Robinson
sum his philosophy up for me please desu
Jason Ward
>morals perpetuate the world >world is fucked >Why have morals
Juan Phillips
I don't think there is an argument against that desu. I agree.
Brandon Phillips
Even he had limits, though. That's what got him killed.
Hunter Sanchez
But Ozymandias was wrong
Easton Morgan
You have a point user.
Morals cost, every day we pay a little bit more.
Hunter James
Only eggs are allowed if you truly want to get /fit/.
Ryder Perry
If society is moral, be moral... Society isn't moral...
Jackson Powell
Heartily chuckled
Jacob Gomez
If he'd done nothing....? Smartest man on the cinder.
Justin Moore
. I do not claim that everything was compltely dreadful before 1997, just pretty awful. Mainly due to Tory incompetence as regards the social side of the country AND economy. T’was ever thus.
He actually started to become a historical leader BEFORE becoming PM. Ending Clause 4 was truly earth-shattering. I was not in his party and was not even a supporter, but you’d have to be cuckoo not to see that settling the Northern Ireland conflict was mainly HIS doing, even though Major may have started it. It would not have been completed successfully with ANY Tory leader, imho. It even took Blair 10 years, and 40% of the first year he spent on it.
Iraq will in time be recognised as one of his GREATEST achievements.
The “degrading of the education system”? Well, you’re speaking to a teacher here. I DO have my concerns, but they are more to do with Human Rights Act impinging on our laws, easing up on discipline as a result, and a general disregard for others, as people felt their RIGHTs were of the utmost. The EU HR Act would have been brought in by any government as long as we were part of Europe. And we always would have been part of the EU even under the split Tories.
The degenartion in society mores did not happen overnight from Blair’s arrival. It was set in train many years ago by the Conservatives, as was too much latitude as regards immigration and too little demand made on incomers. I have seen that error at work for over 25 years.
Chase Scott
I challenge you to listen to this cunt and not want to punch your monitor.
>Mfw one of the few redeeming aspects of the impending Corbynite government will be the complete purging of all Blairites and the public dismissal of all of Blair's 'achievements'
Hunter Cox
>t. Tony
Christian Campbell
Watch this video, a celebration of our victory in the Falklands war, broadcasted on Television.
Imagine various royals, singers and actors congregating together to celebrate a war victory over Argentina, whilst singing patriotic hymns.
Jace Price
>but the common folk of green lands will fight for Britain
Not a fucking chance.
>99% of rural Britain is still homogeneous white For now. Not for long. It's already changing in some areas and will rapidly change when we finally decide we need to build houses.
... No. The population is still increasing lad
Of course, that's why none of them came to the UK...
Dylan Murphy
...
Jace Howard
Chicken dippers Slug-infested slippers A threadful of depressed Ukippers
Christian Phillips
Which is a good thing.
Aiden Miller
Nothing ever end
Seems to me Manhattan is saying we will always fight regardless of reason.
Josiah Cook
hello crumpet-chan
Ian Richardson
>He postponed destruction Isn't that what we all do essentially
Cooper Powell
:^0
Ryder Wood
good morning desu Does Honoka vote for ukip?
Christian Nguyen
An argument is that this is a politicans job.
The difference with the comedian is he sees the joke, it's never going to improve.
Jayden Mitchell
...
William Ross
of course she does
Jonathan Wood
>Q: Who succeeded Henry VIII? >A: Henry VII >Q: What blue cheese traditionally goes with stilton? >A: Red Leicester
>there's 3 of the cunts now (unless Crumpet just got banhammered)
Not even mad desu, at least you benders spice up comfy hours a fair bit. Got to get a filling in the morning (the dental kind... don't get any ideas you poofters), so goodnight lads.
Zachary Allen
Crumpet isn't bent desu, b-but goodnight.
Justin Lee
a patrician gift
Wyatt Hall
God doesn't make the world... We do...
Levi Hall
Fuck off comic book reading, cartoon watching, attention seeking, cunt
You're a cunt in real life and on here too
Noah Russell
The comedian used an impossible ideal of perfection, and not holding it in our hands, to justify his own peter pan syndrome.
Ozymandias found the way closest to perfection, which was imperfect.
Jayden Jones
Answers on a postcard please lads.
>Favourite place you've ever been? >Favourite country other than England >If you were forced to leave the UK and had £250,000 in the bank where would you move to? >Do you intend to leave the UK? >Worst place you've ever been? >Worst country you've ever been to?
Matthew Bennett
>Urban UK >white
lmao
Jordan Ward
corbynites will be wiped out under mummy mays gov
Benjamin Morales
Ozymandias used resources and a common enemy to end conflict, but Dr M practically calls him a retard
Dominic Morgan
>Favourite place you've ever been? Dubai >Favourite country other than England Probably United States >If you were forced to leave the UK and had £250,000 in the bank where would you move to? Probably a nice republic US State >Do you intend to leave the UK? At this rate, it's looking likely, see how things are in 5 years, not optimistic though. >Worst place you've ever been? Nightingale Place in Woolwich >>Worst country you've ever been to? Probably Tenerife, not a country per se but full of rude cunts and miserable fucking Germans.
Alexander Cruz
goodnight senpais...
Evan Jones
sure thing desu
Adrian Bell
THINGS
Kevin Evans
Dr. M turnedwas the esoteric manifestation of autism. He ends up agreeing with Ozymandias and kills Rorschach to keep the plot hidden.
Evan Smith
CAN
Adam Anderson
...
Julian Collins
>Favourite place you've ever been? Bahamas. >Favourite country other than England Wales? Don't really have one. >If you were forced to leave the UK and had £250,000 in the bank where would you move to? Probs Netherlands or something. >Do you intend to leave the UK? Working away, but then returning. >Worst place you've ever been? Maglaj in Bosnia, although I went there just after a flood so all the buildings except mosques and their one high-rise building were literally on their sides. There were still fucking bullet holes from the war which was more than 20 years ago. >Worst country you've ever been to? Bosnia.
Adrian Myers
what ever could you be implying user?
Sebastian Ward
>other than England
Isaac Barnes
ONLY
Jack Edwards
Edinburgh Scotland Isle of Man No Lambeth United States (outside of cities it was basically a third world country)
Kevin Cooper
That's a really bad diaper shop
Jason Perry
GET
Parker Hughes
Right lads, here is the cover of the brit/pol/ manifesto thus far.
Liam Morris
That I just want to............get your attention to show you odd UK place names.
Cameron Evans
BETTER
Xavier Davis
Good job. It's neat and not too much.
Austin Ramirez
>wetwang
Dylan Howard
Why was Dubai your favourite? From what I've seen it looks like a meme place and a bit of a cunthole.
I agree with Tenerife. Full of the dregs of Europe.
Bahamas looks like it would be comfy, but I think I'd get bored there. The Netherlands is an odd choice considering it's basically the UK just with shitter landscape and less space. I think working away for a substantial amount of time and then returning would just make you hate the place more. Imagine you'd left the UK 10-20 years ago and then came back now, the change would make me cry desu.
Sad to hear about Bosnia, wanted to go for ages. Been to most of the countries around it and loved them all.
Brody Flores
Top fucking kek, seen a few burger?
Jeremiah Ortiz
This disagrees with Eddie how?
Jacob Wood
squirrel looks buff af lad
Parker Roberts
>Wide Open
Charles Diaz
Edinburgh is a really nice place, just a bit too multicultural for me. Love Scotland though and would consider moving there but the future looks very bleak. Lambeth is a fucking mess.
Lucas Cook
>mfw time travelling hobo Honkers in the movie >no seriously, Japan, wtf is going on?
Gabriel Nelson
I've been to/through 6 of those places, quite proud of that shit achievement.
