I was making my usual rounds of the Long Valley caldera in California due to the increased earthquake activity there recently, and have noticed some pretty significant deviation in GPS data. Many of the stations are showing noteworthy movement in recent weeks/months. Link to monitoring site below: volcanoes.usgs.gov Anyway, you can just click on the GPS locations (Star symbols) to see the changes recently.
I thought it was noteworthy, given the length of record keeping in the area and quakes recently, so I did some more digging and found this absolute GEM: escweb.wr.usgs.gov Yes, folks, that is the USGS's own data analysis confirming the obvious. The area in vicinity of the Long Valley caldera is deforming and moving rapidly compared to previous records. How sure are they? "95% (confidence interval), the (data) ensemble is significant"
The data is showing on a recent timespan that the amount of movement is causing STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT STRAIN in the rock in the area. This is not conspiracy-theorist conjecture or amateur geology antics, this is from the USGS itself.
Take a look at the rates of movement (in mm/per year)!
Your regularly scheduled doom program has been canceled for: REAL DOOM!
90% of that is flyover states where nobody lives so who cares
Ayden Ross
YELLOWSTONE THREADS ARE SLIDE THREADS
Asher Martin
There goes white America
Jaxon Smith
Stop fucking moving here than you yuppie liberal cunts.
Noah Ortiz
the entire earth would be doomed you large retard.
Isaac Fisher
stop replying with images to a slide thread you stupid faggots
James Fisher
Pay me a 100 billion dollars to turn Yellowstone into one giant geothermal-electric power plant. I have all rights to the electricity it generates but you all get to stay alive since I will be slowly killing the growing geothermal bomb building up beneath Yellowstone. You're welcome.
Michael Rivera
Flat earth threads have more credibility than these
Camden Johnson
It isn't happening...
I live here. Yes, we just got a 5.8 earthquake totally unrelated to Yellowstone, it was 500 miles from the caldera. We're fine, yellowstone is not happening.
Brandon Jenkins
>can't discuss yellowstone because some autistic retard thinks it's a slide thread
go be upset in a cuck thread or some shit.
Tyler Robinson
Boise, Idaho here.
How fucked are we if Yellowstone blows up?
How long will we have to evacuate and where do you suggest we go?
Dominic Williams
why does the ash stop halfway down new mexico and arizona but somehow manages to go over the seirras with ease? sorry guys but the bay area will be fine.
Charles Flores
>We're fine, yellowstone is not happening
t. yellowstone caldera
Jonathan Rogers
I sage each and every one of my post bitch, I will shitpost where I please
Nicholas Wood
nowhere on earth will be "fine"
Carter Reyes
If yellows stone blows. Everyone within 100 mile will be dead in stantly, within 300 miles with be dead in a week, within 1000 miles will be coververed in 10ft of ash.......the world will go into nuclear winter........my take..hurry the fuck up!
Jace Powell
ETA TO ERUPTION???
Samuel Clark
just fucking happen already fuck
Ryan Thompson
Probably to hell. Where there's no potatoes for you.
Gavin Jackson
It's not going to happen
Camden Diaz
>I live here and havent been melted yet so we are fine goys
Ryder Diaz
That's too bad
Caleb Lee
>Increased volcanic unrest (including earthquake swarms, ground deformation, and CO2 gas emissions) in the Long Valley area since 1980 increases the chance of an eruption occurring in the near future, but scientists still lack adequate data to reliably calculate by how much. Volcanic unrest in some other large volcanic systems has persisted for decades or even centuries without leading to an eruption. But since volcanic unrest can escalate to an eruption quickly--in a few weeks, days, or less--USGS scientists are monitoring the activity closely.
>Increased volcanic unrest (including earthquake swarms, ground deformation, and CO2 gas emissions) in the Long Valley area since 1980 increases the chance of an eruption occurring in the near future, but scientists still lack adequate data to reliably calculate by how much. Volcanic unrest in some other large volcanic systems has persisted for decades or even centuries without leading to an eruption. But since volcanic unrest can escalate to an eruption quickly--in a few weeks, days, or less--USGS scientists are monitoring the activity closely.
>Increased volcanic unrest (including earthquake swarms, ground deformation, and CO2 gas emissions) in the Long Valley area since 1980 increases the chance of an eruption occurring in the near future, but scientists still lack adequate data to reliably calculate by how much. Volcanic unrest in some other large volcanic systems has persisted for decades or even centuries without leading to an eruption. But since volcanic unrest can escalate to an eruption quickly--in a few weeks, days, or less--USGS scientists are monitoring the activity closely.
Daily reminder, most USGS data comes from equipment and monitoring stations maintained and controlled by the US military. Even if a supervolcano was close to eruption they would not let the data out.
> colder with less sunlight > melanin people can't get enough vitamin D > only northern Euro descendants can live in North America
Might have a slight Eskimo problem, but that's it.
Brayden Sanders
Could we win a war against it?
Jordan Thompson
>yellowstone erupts >giant cloud reverses global warming >Decreased Population increases wealth per capita >America Great Again
Andrew Hall
plz habben
Blake Morgan
>GPS >stations K
Levi Hughes
solves global warming as well
Nicholas Hall
I love this.
Josiah Cook
yes now think of how much force would be required to move all the magma under yellowstone, given its magma chamber is under most of idaho and some montana as well. A 7.0+ earthquake hit there in the 50's and nothing happened.
Be worried when a 9.0+ hits off the west coast on the gorda escarpment, otherwise thats far too much magma to just up and move out the earths crust. Theres a reason supervolcanoes dont erupt very often. It takes a massive amount of force to move the magma out, something that happens very rarely.
Isaiah Gonzalez
i wonder if yellowstone would cause a global winter
We're only going to be down to 70 million people by 2025, don't worry though, we won't all be dead just displaced.
Africa refused to take us, so Australia is one of the big ones who agreed to take us along with the billions we provided them with for agreeing to it. Oh, wait, doesn't that agreement expire in 2025?
Levi Thomas
It probably will happen but the problem is "soon" is on a geological timescale. It could very well be the year 5017 before it erupts.
Camden Anderson
Large earth quakes and volcanoes often happen during grand solar minimum and we are entering what looks to be a particularly strong one.
Grayson Collins
It's typically an extinction level event Humanity would survive it, but our society will collapse. The communist left-coast faggots will finally understand suffering and work to survive, problem fixed.
Joseph Phillips
Eskimos have only been living in a Arctic climate for 6000 years. White people evolved in cold ice age Europe for 60,000.
Isaiah Adams
>So how would a supervolcanic eruption at Yellowstone impact the regional ecosystem, and the US more broadly? Well, as The American Dream blog's Michael Snyder points out, it would be nothing short of catastrophic. >Hundreds of cubic miles of ash, rock and lava would be blasted into the atmosphere, and this would likely plunge much of the northern hemisphere into several days of complete darkness. Virtually everything within 100 miles of Yellowstone would be immediately killed, but a much more cruel fate would befall those living in major cities outside of the immediate blast zone such as Salt Lake City and Denver. >Hot volcanic ash, rock and dust would rain down on those cities literally for weeks. In the end, it would be extremely difficult for anyone living in those communities to survive. In fact, it has been estimated that 90 percent of all people living within 600 miles of Yellowstone would be killed. >Experts project that such an eruption would dump a layer of volcanic ash that is at least 10 feet deep up to 1,000 miles away, and approximately two-thirds of the United States would suddenly become uninhabitable. The volcanic ash would severely contaminate most of our water supplies, and growing food in the middle of the country would become next to impossible. >In other words, it would be the end of our country as we know it today. >The rest of the planet, and this would especially be true for the northern hemisphere, would experience what is known as a “nuclear winter”. >An extreme period of “global cooling” would take place, and temperatures around the world would fall by up to 20 degrees. Crops would fail all over the planet, and severe famine would sweep the globe. >In the end, billions could die. zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-08/ready-blow-national-geographics-guide-yellowstone-supervolcano
Parker Wright
It's going to happen in ten minutes
Chase Brown
what if we meme it to eruption?
Levi Campbell
ek
Ryan Richardson
>have sister call center in ND >live in TN so if they go down have to take the brunt of their workload
At least when they get to me I can at least apologize for the hold times due to my coworkers burning alive under piles of hot ash.
You're right this is a slide thread. There are massive leaks going on right now that this is sliding. OP can eat a dick.
Ryan Powell
if doubles it will happen in five minutes
Matthew Kelly
I want it to happen but I'm afraid it won't reach me.
Ethan Morales
It's an extinction-level event. Fucking idiots.
Christian Gray
Re rollllling
Christopher Hernandez
...
Lucas Brooks
Get
Isaiah Phillips
fuck it bois, roll
Justin Green
Come on xD I want a habbening
Brandon Morris
>I live here >We're fine, yellowstone is not happening.
RIP, user
Gabriel Nelson
Kek maybe isn't hearing me anymore
Matthew Mitchell
>where does my food come from? Idiot
Camden Lee
Pls
Xavier Hall
yellowstone happening threads are Sup Forums tradition and have been going on for years. Kys fucking faggot, i bet you would cry about a blmod thread.
Ryan Wright
Kek pleaseee
Jaxon Bennett
bruh read these posts
Justin Jenkins
There's an AMEC tactical nuke under Yellowstone waiting for a remote detonation signal.
Hunter Myers
pls kek hear me
Ian Lopez
I love yellowstone LARP threads.
Adam Moore
>mfw southern florida
No ash, plenty of alligators and snakes to eat
Hudson Smith
oh shit nigga
this was my first post in the thread too
Julian Mitchell
Yea I got it.
Isaiah Hernandez
Oh my God you guys I live right next to a USGS station and I shit you not, the geyser Old Faithful just flew straight over my head armed with heavy water.
Charles Thompson
kek
Daniel Hughes
We've had plenty enough digits to seal our fate as far as this is concerned. Get a shovel and an umbrella because we're fucked and it's all because of that cunt
Andrew Bell
I know this isn't true but now I'm wondering if North Korea nuking Alaska will set off some kind of chain reaction
Jeremiah Wilson
Happening imminent as soon as I roll doubles lads. Get ready
Joshua Thompson
let it end
Cameron Watson
It's not going to happen in 5 minutes..
It's going to happen on Thursday 7/13/17 in the afternoon (US time zones of course).
Levi Gray
Thank fuck
Brandon Phillips
Yes! Thank you kek. Take me out already
Jose Gonzalez
We can make ash angels and get to the bottom of this "which religion is right" once and for all
Isaiah Martinez
We're all going to die lads. It's finally happening
Christian Rogers
No its not. Yellowstone goes off every 60,000 years. We just have a shit 2 years and then carry on. Unless you live near it. In that case you fucked.
Lincoln Ramirez
>Some of you guys are alright
Henry Price
>where does my food come from?
A grocery store.
Sebastian Evans
Yay, I'm in the clear!
Landon Lee
No they are paranoia threads. It took me a few years to figure it out.
The fear response increases anxiety and is what makes this place such a potent addiction.
The endorphins and the oxytocin produced in your brain literally turns this place into an addiction.
If you are here now. Congrats you have stockholm syndrome. We are all fucked by the redpill and forbidden knowledge as well as these most likely psy-op threads to keep us here.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Yes winrar.
Liam Cruz
Rolling.
Bring it yellowstone.
Tyler Davis
not so fast champ
Kevin Walker
a bunch of fucks not privy that we not only have the technology to neutralize yellowstone but the same tech can be used to induce a yellowstone like disaster almost anywhere in the world if you can set up the extensive equipment
Jack Green
Let it happen. Good luck Yellowstone-chan!
Wish her luck, user. Be among the saved.
Samuel Adams
Wheeeeeeeee!!!
Tyler Martin
What will happen to Northern Minnesota, near Red Lake /Duluth area? Would I get to live out my winter war fantasies raiding places or do I ded?
