I'll skip the intro, this one is a DOOZY. Don't even need a witty comment. Lookit how scary that drag queen is too. >How to emotional and mentally scar your child
Mind your own fucking business, you low life fucks. Canada IS NOT America. President Trump doesn't run Canada. Your stupid Canadian opinions are NOT VALID
Jaxson Martin
More stories of retards wanting gender removed >Saskatchewan families fight to have gender taken off birth certificates
I posted something similar yesterday with 2 dyke cunts wanting sex taken off something.
Why are gays allowed to adopt?? Like 2 dykes having all that pussy around them. They're NOT NICE women. None of them are. They're all jail tattooed looking shit bags who treat women like shit. (which they sadly like)
Elijah Jenkins
There's gonna be some FUCKED UP kids in Canada, in the future. At least they'll probably die from heroin or fentanyl before 17. Maybe push out another leaflet or two in a gutter some place.
What a fucked up country.............. Also "Why are you a lesbian and hate men so much?" >Men are scum!! I was raped as a young girl!
Now you're a jail tattooed dyke with a wife and 2 daughters..................
Okay...................
(molestees always become molesters)
Jack Bailey
Just let it all burn down-ada
>B.C. wildfire situation 'still deteriorating,' official says
All of BC and Alberta is going to be on fire soon. Fort Mac fire, "The Beast" is still burning in some areas
Maybe they think they'll get insurance money if their provinces burn down.
You kids know that scam? Burn your house down and collect the insurance money? Granddad pulled that one on his mansion. Too many greedy folk asking him for money. So he burnt his mansion down, collected to money and built a shack and hobby farm
Chase Nelson
These people CAN NOT do anything right. Oh there is "changes", a "new system" or always some shit. First off Canadians are incompetent as fuck, then add in the fact, only women are hired everywhere now. Women are dumb as fuck to begin with.
>Changes to Pap testing led to thousands of missed chlamydia cases: study
Lady is on disability her whole life, dies, government cuts funeral funding costs, family complains.
I donno man, just fucking moochy
William Lee
I hope this happens,. This is a national disgrace. Among the many of them. There is so many, this one will be forgotten with the next 10 that happen soon enough with Trudeau Liberals in charge of Canada. >Relatives of slain U.S. soldier want urgent freeze on Omar Khadr's assets
>"If the assets are not frozen pending the hearing of the application, there may be no assets left in Canada upon which the applicants may execute,"
They rushed him a payment so he could move it out of Canada and avoid this. A real Canadian person decided. Not an American, Not a Robot. Not a Chink or Paki.
Oliver Stewart
bump. these threads are great. Better than state-funded news sources imo.
Mason Lewis
And Canadian Media jumps to the defense of their 10 Million Dollar ISIS mercenary with some FACT CHECKING >Fact check: Expert offers a clearer picture of Omar Khadr's case
I donno if I would LOVE some giant 1930s depression like crash of our dollar and everyone loses their shit and all hell breaks loose and Canada turns into a lawless shithole, biut I'd prefer it over life like it is right now
Robert Roberts
archive bots are priceless.
Christopher Young
Beep Boop Beep Thanks Archivebot
We need a vaporwave archivebot made up. Someone do that, if they want.
Archivebot drawing contest now open. Submit submissions in the following threads.
Juan Gutierrez
>We need a vaporwave archivebot made up kek i think i seen one out there, didn't save it though.
SteveMRE recently got one
Christopher Harris
No idea who that is................ Some youtube guy??
I'd do youtube, but don't want my face on youtube or want to deal with youtube neckbeards and children.
I want a Patreon or crwodfunder but I know everyone here is poor as fuck and Canadians only give money to American Celebrities and muslims.
Noah Lopez
>tfw Canadians and Britfags are all over our media and entertainment trying to tell us what to do >we've even got a fucking South Africa
I wonder why the Ausfags and Kiwis don't care to lecture America on the wonders of gun confiscation?
Aaron Murphy
Got no home-ada
>Now it's just gone': Wildfire evacuees with destroyed property grapple with future
DARRRRRRRRRRRR, what did you expect eh?? Not my fault your house is gone. Shoulda lived in my 10000% white red pilled town. Don't cry to me eh. Your province steals our money too eh??
Isaac Murphy
>Some youtube guy?? He eats food from ww2 and stuff. Very brave, much loved. A total bro. Talks like a man from 1995.
I wish these fucking idiots would shut up. Mind your own business you fuckwit Canadians. You've given away every dime Canada has, borrowed more and given that away too. NO ONE IS happy about it.
Lincoln Jackson
I'm sure most people would survive. No one is stupid enough to do it. Like those "Jackass" faggots from the 00s. They did nothing special. Just shit no one else was dumb enough to do. Most humans are literal mindless fuckwits so they found it funny.
Anyone can eat that shit, no one WANTS TOO or is DUMB ENOUGH too.
Like WHY?? Is he LARPing he's in WW2 as he eats? Like what in the fuck, would posses you to do this??
Matthew Parker
>'Competing Canadian values': Awarding Khadr's settlement to U.S. widow a challenge for Ont. court
Is this real life?? Helllo??????????Anyone out there???
Jordan Anderson
Fucking Canadians are everywhere.
William Ward
Me too my dude, me too.............
Let's LARP together.
I was born in Texas, Dallas Fort Worth area, I got a custom gold plated desert eagle on my hip 24/7 and drive a bad ass lowrider. I got like 10 3.14 QT gangsta GFs who strip and give me all their money, cause they love my dick so much. I love being American Good Bless America #StarsAndStripes4Ever
Justin Miller
You have Amazing healthcare in Canada - for turtles.
Grayson James
For turtles.........
This is killing me. Im dying right now...........
James Lewis
Drag Queens, Forest Fires and TURTLES, oh my!
CRanada, what a CUNTry.............
OMG I wish I was American.............
Easton Williams
Don't laugh too hard, there's a two year waiting list for hoomans needing comparable bodily repair. Even then you might have to take out a newspaper ad to shame them into treating you, like that old lady who needed her hip replaced.
Eli Campbell
More GUN Violence in the Detroit of North America (Canada)
>Innocent Surrey shooting victim is a 64-year-old woman from Ontario
When I talk to Americans online and they say stuff like "At least it's not as bad as Detroit or Chicago in Canada" I tell em >Canada is literally one giant Detroit. It's nothing but addicts, junkies, poverty and crime
Bentley Carter
The 6 Million Dollar Man (my granddad, that's what I call him, since he has some many replacement body parts and the money to buy them) got a hip replacement or something, at a private and expensive clinic. Nurses sewed him up with a roll of gauze inside him. He needed to go back and be opened up to get it out.
LOL
Canadians such so bad at everything.
Anthony Perry
Ya I'm out for today, laughing this hard took all my energy. Feel free to keep the thread going
Just remember: >Always wear a rubber, so your dick don't burn
FOR THE TURTLESSSSSSSSSSSS
Jason Diaz
Just a reminder.
The CBC story on drag queens reading to kids in Edmonton mentioned a woman named Lourdes.