In the bottom drawer of your mums dresser, it's where she keeps the secret willys, the special willys, the willys for mummy 'special time'.
Have a rummage in the secret drawer, find the secret things.
Joseph Foster
Delete this
Chase Morgan
Someone is on LBC from finchley called Kevin, one of us?
Benjamin Evans
I drank too much last night.
Jordan Green
My friend is getting sucked into communism. What do I do?
Joseph Anderson
Has anybody seen my nigger in the woodpile? I could have sworn it was there a minute ago
Isaac Ross
Please look after yourself.
Lucas Gray
was in leeds the other day the uni there is full of chinese
Andrew Hernandez
embarrassing, you get banned twice and you resort to binge drinking.
Jordan Hernandez
Every uni is.
Owen Flores
MOOSLIMS
Christopher Green
>American ''''Heritage'''' Edition delte this
Charles Ward
My genetic report said I come from the the UK and Ireland. Should I be worried about taig blood?
Dylan Smith
I binge drink regardless.
Charles Evans
What is a nigger in a woodpile and what are the origins of the saying?
Adam Perez
do your best to either explain to him the truth about communism, its inventors, and its true intentions. juri lina's documentary in the shadow of hermes (available in full on youtube) breaks down some important parts quite well. if he is aversive to "conspiracy theory" information, help him to realize the hypocrisy of believing in am ideaology which is in actual conspiracy, and uses conspiracy theories to justify itself.
Jason Harris
Reminder that if you disagree with any of my views I'm liable to tell you to go back to red it
Easton Kelly
Checked, The mother of children is apparently one of you louts.
Tyler Green
Don't come to Coventry m8, Not only has the uni been taken over by the Chinks but the city itself has. Absolutely disgusting.
Tyler Campbell
>4(Arsenal)th trip Stalin death count Karen chugs paki cock
Jose Lopez
Me and my mate went digging in the drawer under his mum's bed one day.
We found lace panties, lube, a racy dot to dot book full of funny smutty cartoons and a white vibrator.
I gave the vibrator a deep whiff. I still remember her scent. She came back from the shops and made us micro-chips and turkey burgers. I had to fight the stiffy all afternoon.
I had my first proper wank that evening. Never looked back. Thank you Mrs. Mason.
>there are people IRL who unironically think Chuka 'Shirt-Lifter' Umunna's female friend lawyer '''wife''' is his legit wife Just look at the way they're stood next to each other
Liam Long
...
Tyler Morgan
There is a shitskin on right now who seemed to think saying nigger justified a beating.
Gavin Mitchell
Found a refugee camp lads, seems empty
Juan Rodriguez
...
Leo Powell
No doubt you actually mean democratic socialism rather than Stalinism - tell him he's a good lad!
Elijah Perez
I see what you did there now show boobs
Christian Campbell
I'll go back to listening in a bit I'm watching this morning's Jeremy Kyle atm
Christopher Morgan
>Home UK >misspelt Afghanistan Kill me.
Dominic Morris
Dumb willyposter
Matthew Myers
honestly why do people get triggered at someone using nigger in 2017?
Chase Morris
set fire to it
Logan Davis
>OI WHAT'S THIS M8, HAVIN' A GIGGLE ABOUT ME QUEEN ARE YA, I'LL ROCK YA IN THE FOCKIN GABBA M8
Zachary Howard
Are you fat and currently wearing pyjamas/tracky bottoms?
Aiden Carter
Nigger's high in that picture
Wyatt Sanchez
Repeating numbers determine the next happening
Charles Nelson
Someone just said nigger on LBC, unfortunately it was a black man saying it.
Adrian Smith
I'm pretty far from fat
Ryder Thompson
...
Grayson Price
ya eejit
Gabriel Davis
Accept the future
Matthew Russell
Tell him to read the gulag archipelago
Ryder Gonzalez
Drumpf is totally shitting himself desu
Charles Ortiz
this full time student one legit sickens me, fucking deluded cunts my age
Ethan Thompson
He'd been on the poppers all night, his 'wife' was there to drive him home to the flat they share with Chuka's petite Filipino friend called Eduardo
Carson Powell
Gross. 0/10 Would not bang
Hudson Martinez
afternoon lads
Matthew Collins
I'm a bit of a hippy to be honest lads. I just come here for the irony.
Parker Morgan
Are you talking shit about America faggots
Nolan Cooper
>full time >30 hours a week
I don't fucking think so. Full time is 40 hours.
William Anderson
>when your work considers you part time but you still normally work 48hrs a week
Dominic Jackson
Got a Steam link, lads, but I can't fucking play anything because me mam's watching the tennis. Still, natty little thing it is; it's dead tiny and it takes like five minutes after you get it out of the box to set up. Beats wheeling my desktop through to the living room.
Hunter Gonzalez
Go away fattie ahahahaha.
Thomas Martin
Skellypleb then, same difference Truly the most degenerate and creepy of images pop up whilst reverse searching that
I want to make a filter app with the intention of harvesting the unedited pictures along with phone number, possibly their name and who they sent it to, just so that 5 years down the line I can release absolutely everything, claiming I got hacked and watching the shitstorm across all the major news networks.
Lucas Martin
try this
Jason Lee
I have no idea what fifty percent of this post even fucking means, speak English cunt.
James Lopez
I'll try your mum in a minute if you keep being cheeky
Justin Cox
I'll spank your cheeks if you keep trying my mum
Angel Williams
not worth it lad, trust me.
Aiden Wilson
You just KNOW...
Daniel Edwards
Called in, said I might get on to Maajid's show. If I do I'll just say liberalism is moral syphilis, step over it, then put the phone down.
Carter Watson
>bought a steam link Have fun with the sound quality. Its terrible
Kayden Gutierrez
Wut in the fug? Do it m8. Lulz will be aplenty.
Hudson Torres
remember the 20 seconds delay
Joseph Cox
If I say this do you reckon I'll get a visit from the police? >You say that the saudis export a medieval version of Islam, let me ask you is there any interpretation of Islam where Mohammed didn't marry a 6 year old?
David Richardson
This, don't blow it like Kevin from Leicester did
Nolan Rogers
Wasn't she 9 and consummated at 12?
Zachary Sanchez
Add in >I suppose at least he had the decency to wait until she was 9 before consumating
Gavin Jackson
kek this is actually kevin from leicester here LOL would get a huge chuckle, maj would be lost for words
Julian Stewart
I'm pretty sure it was 6 and consummated at 9
Levi Perez
married at 4 then waited till 9
Kevin Harris
No. She was 6 and consumated at 9
Luke Hughes
No, 6 and 12.
9 was in later translations trying to sanitize the story. They thought 9 would sound better.
Nolan Evans
Other way around
Connor Peterson
Well it's a solid scriptural fact unbound by opinion, so I'd certainly hope not. Remember that he consummated and shagged her in the fanny at age 9 too (before then he simply 'thighed' her).
had an operation today lads in lots of pain what should I do ?
Christopher Young
>tfw Owen Jones replies to your tweet
also sorry no tits
Brandon Nguyen
You WALLY
Dominic Carter
Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.
DAILY REMINDER OF THE IMPORTANCE OF TRANSCENDENTALISM
Joshua Turner
>According to Sunni scripturalHadithsources, Aisha was six or seven years old when she was married to Muhammad with the marriage not beingconsummateduntil she had reached puberty at the age of nine or ten years old You're correct.
