Developments Jul11 >Palmyra:SAA full control of al-Hayl complex, IS tries to re-enter gas field >E Ghouta:SAA close to isolate Ayn Tarma from Jobar >E Damasc(sweida): SAA liberated 20 villages in total & what appeared to be a base constructed by American engineers >Raqqa CS:SDF recapture Ukayrishah village from IS in SE Raqqa CS, attempt to pave way for DeZ CS offensive >Combat erupts between Kurdish forces & Turkey-led militants in Afrin >FSA claims downing of Sy jet&heli, SAA denies any jet was downed >SAA captures truck loaded with weapons heading to E ghouta >SDF creates the first female Arab battalion within the US-backed group >Israel Defmin:Israel free to act as it wants in Sy, not bound to ceasefire >US-backed FSA demand UN stop RU support for Assad & nationwide ceasefire >650+ displaced civilians return to Homs City from turkish occupied al-bab >Baghdadi is kill according to the ever credible SOHR >Iraqi PM announce liberation of Mosul, small clashes still going >Houthis blow up Suadi Al-Jamayem military base
>white >10/10 looks >nationalist >knows how to use weapons >has killed more sandniggers than all of /sg/ combined Remind me again why you'd want to have her gassed?
Juan Cook
so is macron our guy?
Joshua Brooks
3rd for baking before page 10 next time
Ian Young
ty for baking burgerbro ASMA IS WORLDS GREATEST FIRST LADY
Dominic Ward
PREVIOUS
Oliver King
how do i get a middle eastern gf with qt feet
Leo Wright
will asshat give most of syria's fertile lands and oil fields to k*rds?
Joseph Hernandez
tfu tfu
Matthew Cox
Kurds will not get a single inch within the entire Universe. God bless you mother Asma
Joseph Martin
Is this the witch-king of angmar?
Brandon Rogers
I reid to make a funny ISIS video can someone tell me if this is decent?
>rebels >according to our sources inside IS how can the amerifats not put 2 and 2 together?
Daniel Taylor
Pampers new slogan; "March on, Jewish soldiers."
Nolan Murphy
>Is this the witch-king of angmar? Less terrifying than imagining what those things smell like desu
Samuel Hernandez
>you wont see another battle like mosul in your lifetime
Luke Green
>implying
Nolan Howard
>Israeleak
Landon Torres
have some OC dedbred
Jason Davis
JIDF pls go we didn't forget about you
Jonathan Evans
I bet they smell like jannah
Sebastian Reed
kek, i like the fucking clusterfuck in raqqa
Ian Gonzalez
Islam demands regular bathing and cleaning your hands. It also recommends shaving the pubic and armpit hair.
Christopher Bailey
Do you even bake bro
Nathaniel Watson
>ty for baking burgerbro
>Open up /sg/ first time today while getting ready for work >358 replies >"Surely someone is baking" >Don't even scroll up because there is no way someone isn't baking >Come back a few minutes later while taking the dog out before leaving for work >No one baking, 380 replies >Take dog back in, kiss the wife goodbye, set the house alarm >Get in the car check /sg/, announced bake literally last reply before archive >Baking while going 60mph down the highway >No time for an oven, put the bread in a microwave >Postsuccessful.jpg >Calmly light up a cigarette >MFW
Wyatt Smith
libfags who didnt shave in 2 years are in for a big fucking surprise
William Foster
>Islam demands regular bathing and cleaning your hands. It also recommends shaving the pubic and armpit hair. So does basic hygiene, not exactly a revelation.
Is [Open] what you get when you disable [embed] in the settings?
Brayden Kelly
>U.S. President Donald Trump will travel to Paris on Wednesday to meet with French President Emmanuel Macron where the two leaders will seek to work together on Syria and countering terrorism, while avoiding the thorny issues that have divided them.
Oh great, king globalist and neocon puppet are gonna decide what's best for Syria.
Gavin Brown
this is one slow ass sg thread
Jace Bennett
>So does basic hygiene, not exactly a revelation. it's kind of mandatory because to be able to pray you need to have a good hygiene.
Mason Ross
Normal civilised humans wash, it's not some magical gift from Allah.
Gavin Torres
Fethullah Gulen, the U.S.-based Muslim cleric accused by Turkey of instigating last year's failed coup, says he has no plans to flee the United States and would accept extradition if Washington agrees to a request by Ankara to hand him over.
In an interview in his gated compound in Pennsylvania’s Pocono Mountains, Gulen, 79, denied a Turkish government allegation from February that he was preparing to leave for Canada to avoid extradition.
"The rumors aren't true at all," he told Reuters.
"If the United States sees it appropriate to extradite me, I would leave (for Turkey)," he said, sitting in an ornate meeting room, its walls lined with Islamic scripture.
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY SHIT'S GETTING SPICY
Samuel Davis
ahah baking while driving. go on m8 >pic related is you rn ty m4+4
Isaiah Bennett
I'll be damned. here it is gentleman
Dominic Rogers
Do we really needed a tutorial for this?
Caleb Ramirez
>What seems to be the problem, officer? >Sir, care to explain why you were texting while driving? >TEXTING? It was baking you dumbshit. Operating an oven while driving is not illegal, go search the law books right now. I was BAKING. BAKING B-R-E-A-D. I'll give you the link to the fresh bread right now as proof.
Wyatt Lee
excellent image. I find ctrl-v into notepad for easy editing means you don't lose it all after adding too many news headlines and making it too long.
Elijah Sanders
whats macron's stance against russia?
Nathan James
>now isn't that Assurd one o them evil dictators?? >no sir, he is white and based >well then you're free to go, have a nice day
Isaiah Bell
If we hit 388 replies and then archive without anyone baking, evidently, yes. I don't understand it either, baking really isn't complicated in any way, pretty much anyone who knows how to post can do it, but after I had to bake from mobile a few times because everyone were dumbshits who refused to do so I figured I'd make the image.
Owen Lewis
Media during Aleppo: >He's killing civilians! Assad is a monster bombing his own civilians.
Meanwhile during American backed seige of Mosul and Raqqa: >We're freeing these poor civilians from evil captors
I hate the media so so much
Nathaniel Peterson
I had the same feeling when someone asks me if I want hold their baby. Like I know it's not super hard to hold a baby, but that's a lot of responsibility. Means a lot to a lotta people. Don't want to drop the baby
if he leaves US, a MİT hitman will kill him. US is only place Turkey cant touch him.
Nathan Campbell
Lol they will never extradite him
David Turner
Its just lazyness, not ignorance about how to bake
Ethan Flores
"During an IDF (Israel Defence Forces) operation in the Jenin refugee camp, Palestinian gunmen opened fire at the forces and assailants hurled explosive devices at the forces," the military said in a statement.
"In response to the immediate threat, forces shot towards the attackers."
The Palestinian health ministry said the two Palestinians killed by the troops were aged 21 and 16, and that a third person was shot and wounded in the leg.
Camp residents made no mention of any Palestinian gunfire in their accounts of the raid in which they said rocks were thrown at the troops.
I had the same feeling first time or two I baked, but it completely goes away after that. It's a fucking anonymous imageboard, your name isn't going to be published in the local news accusing you of baking a shit bread. As long as you don't fuck it up big time you just might get a few angry (OP)s, and it's really really difficult to fuck up anything at all as long as you follow the simple instructions in .
Sebastian Rogers
breaking news from a source you didn't expect
Andrew Green
Also your fuckup lasts only as long as the thread does.
Joseph Rodriguez
>if he leaves US, a MİT hitman will kill him. US is only place Turkey cant touch him.
He doesn't live that far away from where I live.
Aiden Sullivan
Checked
also
>tfw Asma will never make you Shawarma after a hard day of purging salafis
Sebastian Smith
he will give turkey and erdogan's head to the kurds
Ayden Wood
>Raqqa >Kurdish Syria
Levi Ramirez
What in the fuck is happening with the Golan border on that map?
Asher Walker
It's sometimes important to write down the obvious stuff. That's what code documentation is about most of the time
The problem is that Turkey fears US. Erdogan will avoid creating a diplomatic crises by killing someone on US soil. MİT sent assassins even Russia and France. US is only country he can wonder around freely.
Easton Taylor
Oh you naive little spaniard
Easton Harris
>Erdogan will avoid creating a diplomatic crises Wait, are you serious mate? Judging from past happenings Erdomeme doesn't give 2 shits about what other countries think about him.
Justin Smith
Has someone got the link to a video of isis fighters celebrating? A large group of them heaving a really swell time singing nasheeds and stuff and posing with a flag inside a building I think it was from Al-Bab, definiely northern Syria
Justin Young
>Fethullah Gulen
Is he our guy or not? He opposes Erdogan's dictatorship but I don't know shit about him.
Matthew Torres
the 'muh ceasefire' zone
Anthony Johnson
Wtf im pro Daesh now
Bentley Price
>the 'muh ceasefire' zone
Does the ceasefire apply to al-Nusra?
Jose Russell
ty I'll have a go next time someone's needed. Gonna be a Pro Evo /SG/ bread for sure ha
Julian Howard
fuck, top kek, 10/10
Chase Williams
I bet I could have got out of the ticket >"But officer I'm helping in the fight against ISIS, you wouldn't want to fine me for that would you?"
Nicholas Fisher
As long as ((((they))) give it the rubber stamp, yes.
Jayden Williams
Should hire a street nigger to kill him then
Logan Miller
IRBIL, Iraq (AP) — The U.S.-led coalition said Wednesday that an Amnesty International report accusing its forces of violating international law during the fight against the Islamic State group in Mosul is “irresponsible.”
The report released Tuesday said Iraqi civilians were subjected to “relentless and unlawful attacks” by the coalition and Iraqi forces during the grueling nine-month battle to drive IS from Iraq’s second largest city. It said IS militants had carried out mass killings and forcibly displaced civilians to use them as human shields.
“War is not pleasant, and pretending that it should be is foolish and places the lives of civilians and soldiers alike at risk,” Col. Joe Scrocca, a coalition spokesman, told The Associated Press.
In all, 5,805 civilians may have been killed in the fight for western Mosul by coalition attacks, Amnesty said, citing data from Airwars, an organization monitoring civilian deaths caused by the anti-IS coalition in Iraq and Syria.
Amnesty said the fighting generated a “civilian catastrophe.”
>Amnesty's opinion on anything mattering to anyone The US aren't angels, but Amnesty can cry me a fucking river.
Michael White
>isis parody
Enjoy your strike on youtube. I made a parody of isis InitialD and after 5000 views jewtube deleted it and flagged my account because "violence"
>Gülen is strongly against Turkish involvement in the Syrian Civil War.[114] While rejecting the Turkish government's desire to topple the Syrian government of President Bashar al-Assad, Gülen supports military intervention against ISIL.
I can see why Turkey wants to kill him.
Owen Clark
>Gülen is just a different flavor of islamism
See
Dylan Morales
t’s been more than a month since four Arab nations cut land, sea and air routes to Qatar, but in the gas-rich Gulf nation’s glimmering malls and luxury hotels there is little sign of hardship.
High-end clothing stores hawk the latest summer trends. Grocery stores are brimming with meats and cheeses from Europe and Turkey, and just last month the country’s main port received 4,300 cars and sheep from Australia.
Luxury hotels like the W and St. Regis serve lavish meals around the clock and alcohol flows for visitors. Famous Barcelona soccer players Gerard Pique, Sergio Busquets and Jordi Alba met with fans last week at a mall in the capital, Doha, which will host the 2022 World Cup tournament.
“We don’t feel any difference. It’s a celebration everywhere,” Qatari Badr Jeran said as he shopped at the mall.
WE NEED A LIVESTREAM OF SALMAN'S ROOM, JUST TO SEE HOW MANY PATCHES OF HAIR HE PULLS OUT EACH DAY
Christian Lee
Ya know what? After watching this I'm stating to think IS are bretty cool guys....
Daniel Sanders
do you still have it? make webm with sound pls
Dylan Young
Judaism
Hudson Collins
AHAHAHAHA
Ryder Bell
We shouldn't, it's common sense. If none of us regular bakers are around you would still think this is a no brainer.
Logan Gonzalez
>this is one slow ass sg thread It's always slow right now, in a few hours it'll pick up
David Scott
Oh god user what the fuck
Brandon Torres
think there is a black market for isis heads in preservation jars?
Logan Bennett
>I can see why Turkey wants to kill him. that's not why turkey wants to kill him though look at his history with erdogan and the akp it's a dispute for power between him and erdoggo, nothing else, and I can't imagine Gülen having any altruistic reasons behind his political positions
sure, his position on syria makes him seem like the realpolitik choice but he doesn't have any realistic prospect of gaining power in turkey and shilling for him/calling him /our guy/ would be >muh moderates tier
Charles Taylor
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