Developments Jul 12 Every kind of communication in Syria (other than the military ones) is off Confirmed: US Army deployed to help Kurds crush ISIS in Raqqa city >DeZ: RuAF eliminate IS gathering near the Thardeh Mountains that was planning new offensive on DeZ >SyAF hits East Lebanon targeting Al-Qaeda linked rebels >SAA on the verge of closing militant pocket in E Damascus desert area >Kurdish fighters push towards Raqqa’s city centre while ISIS deploys suicide bombers >Video emerges showing US-backed SDF torturing civis in Raqqa >SDF repel several IS attacks in eastern and western part of Raqqa >According to HTS, IS sleeper cells carried out 60 bomb attacks in June >US Coalition carries out 11 airstrikes in DeZ gov >400+ civis freed from IS in Raqqa Iraq >PMU repell IS attack West of Mosul, destroy 5 VBIEDs & 30 vehicles >In the Tal Afar area Iraqi Army foiled an infiltration attempt by IS, killing 28 >Iraqis working to dismantle mines and IEDs, continue searching for IS members, capture 28, all non-Iraqis Yemen >Houthis blow up Saudi Al-Jamayem military base
>U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson ended talks with ministers from Saudi Arabia and three Arab allies on Wednesday over how to end a month-long rift with Qatar, but there was no immediate word of any breakthrough.
>American attempt #29484857 to resolve a Middle Eastern conflict by sending a negotiator who expresses deep concern >Status: Failed >Current success rate: 0/29484857
Daniel Sullivan
It's called your knob not being as dry and numb as the negev
Bentley Roberts
i sincerely feel bad whenever i read sidorenko tweets of martyred SAA soldiers
Jack Adams
kek
Brandon Anderson
The slimey grimey sweat that slightly solidifies due to unclean hygiene is considered lubricant by the goyim.
Brody Evans
I get that too, it's just not enough to really be considered lube in any way, it goes away after a few seconds of fapping. Certainly doesn't feel lubed in the sense a vagina does.
Justin Harris
>My country is probably going to invade syria at the end off the war with america and I'll have to watch assad take a bayonet up the ass in youtube How do I stop this also this is now a hezbollah thread youtube.com/watch?v=s2v0swWUlLE
Nolan Hernandez
Job interview Freitag Alters Wish me luck
Evan James
that may be related to your junk missing a part
Zachary Parker
jesus fucking christ snus you're a living meme my dude, you must have more shit
Joshua Ortiz
>jewtilated burgershart thinks he knows what he's talking about wrong, the lubricant only comes out after a few minutes (or rather tens of minutes) of excitement.
Kevin Robinson
remind me of the first mission of the BF3 campaing when your teammate get shot out of nowhere
see my answer in the other thread, the foreskin prevents it from drying away
Elijah Adams
If it helps, if you wanna put me down as a recommendation I'll tell them my investment banker cousin in New York spoke highly of you. I'll call him Mr. Shekelberg or something.
Colton Morgan
Why are israelis posting here though
Hudson White
(((because)))
John Reyes
friendly reminder that jews are white and based
Isaiah Brown
i remember wondering when watching american teen comedies, why do they always need lube to jerk off. then i realised the jew stole their foreskins.
Adrian Foster
>133413546 natural lubrication is only to suffice when fucking but for jerking off with your hand it is nothing and honestly ends up ruining it by causing burning.
>I love /sg/ these days
Justin Williams
F
Isaac Murphy
Trick goyim by implying that some jews have some actual common sense.
does it come from your urethra or from the foreskin itself ?
Angel Long
So G-d is the original 4D chess master, telling Abraham to show his faith by chopping dick parts off when it was all an elaborate plot to make sexual immorality less enjoyable.
God damn it God. Wait, I can't tell God to damn himself. Dividing by zero sucks.
Liam Barnes
Being a rockstar aint easy.
Joseph Long
>The news comes just hours after a Russian nuclear submarine in the Pacific launched a supersonic cruise missile - successfully striking a ground target.
>or from the foreskin itself ? you're joking,right?
Juan Martin
yeah i was thinking about that, now schlomo pretends to support assad....but at the same time he is talking about cocks,
Camden Kelly
NO
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE!
Isaiah Taylor
urethra, it just slowly comes out. If you're in a hurry actually you can use your fingers to make it move up quicker
you know you have this too right? it just dries up quickly
Adrian Powell
...
Isaiah Anderson
Very white and very based
Aiden Gomez
the thing is he's talking about the precum but he says that if you don't have a foresking you can't into precum which is false so i wanted confirmation that we were talking about the same thing
t. med student
Cooper Smith
I've always been here, see: No trickery, I unironically support Assad. Support is the keyword, not like. I don't like him, I just view him as definitely the lesser of all evils involved in Syria at the moment, and have no idea how stupid someone would have to be to think that Islamist beheaders would be better, they'd be a million times worse for everyone. Assad at least has common sense and knows not to do stupid/reckless shit that will start WWIII, and I'll take secularism over Jihadis any day.
Ethan Flores
It's precum even you admit it comes out of the urethra. There isn't some magical gland that creates lube for the goyim.
Sebastian Carter
You should probably make an invoice to the Knesset in how retarded their policy is senpai
Jace Roberts
this is a different schlomo it seems. there's one that's from yemen originally that only posts once in a while, he actually supports assad. then there's the israeli 1st post bot. there's a few it seems. all with different reasons as to why they post here. seems like most don't mind as they don't shitpost so much and spam the thread like other shills.
Jonathan Turner
>No trickery, I unironically support Assad. Support is the keyword, not like. I don't like him Fuck off JIDF
Adam Parker
>he doesn't know about the pre-cum gland
Christopher Cooper
are you studying to become a penis doctor?
Oliver Parker
No one really likes assad. I don't even support him but if Trump can use him to put the US in a better position I'm okay with it. If Trump wants to remove him I'm cool with that too.
Hudson Mitchell
no more like surgeon >inb4 dick surgeon more like thorax surgeries
Juan Roberts
>I unironically support Assad
>SYRIAN OFFICIAL VOWS TO BACK HEZBOLLAH IN POTENTIAL WAR AGAINST ISRAEL
I see you are also ok with sucking trumps dick below the table every now and than
Logan Lewis
interesting. I'd be to much of a bitch for that line of work
Jack Clark
Yea, the US is definitely gonna be in a better position if Trump decided to remove him and start shit with Putin >t. retard
Luke Jenkins
>k*rds spending men and resources to take raqqa >get bogged down, assad capitalises and steams to DeZ >k*rds will end up giving up raqqa, the graveyard of their schemes, to the govt >at least this sacrifice will secure them a statelet >trump forgets them 2 min after isis is driven out of iraq >everyone else gangbangs the k*rds to oblivion
Logan Lopez
i do not think syria is dumb enough to mess with USRAEL
Hudson Evans
>ISIS has declared Tal Afar an "independent state" from the Caliphate.
Charles Howard
I support Assad. Fuck drumpf and fuck white beobles.
Luke Morris
Cant wait for that day
Leo Brooks
SAUCE
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>IAF ‘Arrow’ battery intercepts Syrian missile, in first reported use of the system
>God damn it God. The very last post by this Israeli
Jose Brooks
...
Aiden Evans
>/sg/ has devolved into discussing cocks, precum, job interviews and failed sexual relationships Might as well start spamming MAGA hatted momiji and complete the cycle of faggotry
Noah Johnson
i kinda enjoy gore it's like working in a slaughterhouse you get used to the blood and become desensitize
Leo Rivera
do you also like watching your wife being fucked ?
Jaxson Phillips
>Implying Bibi gives a shit what commoners and plebians think
Mate he'd have turned Israel into a full monarchy by now if the Supreme Court wasn't constantly cockblocking his attempts to expand his power and kill any opposition.
JIDF hasn't been around for a while, it's Misrad Hahasbara, an actual government ministry, who does that shit now. They replaced JIDF in May 2015.
>If Trump wants to remove him I'm cool with that too.
Name a single good candidate to replace Assad. A single one. I'm waiting.
Angel Edwards
>The group, according to the source, considered the town as independent with its leaders, which marks a sudden development that comes one day after the group announced the murder of its supreme leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
IS hasn't announced this tho
Noah Barnes
i can watch that stuff too (except for fuckery with eyes, that just gets me), but cutting someone open myself and taking responsibilitry? Nah thanks. Must be godawful to fix some of the fucked guys that make it to the ER up
Daniel Collins
>Government shilling No wonder the kike shilling is shit now
Owen Morris
Probably fake news then.
Aiden Long
You have a mutilwted penis, jew.
Angel Cooper
kek fyi it comes from a gland that is inside the penis at the junction between the base of the cock itself and your body (basically where your penis is attached inside your body) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbourethral_gland t. med student
Asher Watson
has the syrian army of hezbollah admitted that they commited the attacks? we know they feel proud when they are able to irritate israhell Job done by JIDF Not gonna fall in your tricks fag, you are literally talking about cocks and the goyim fall in the trap
Evan Walker
A democratically elected government with a strong constitutional protections for the different groups within the country would be a fine replacement for a dictator who is openly hostile towards US allies.
Daniel Murphy
That's sort of fucked up senpai. It's a shame your country's majority are a bunch of Ashkenazi Eurotards that have been triggered over the Shoah since birth and accept getting increasingly fucked in the ass because "Muh Iran"
Joseph Ross
Goodluck bruv. If it fails just go kill Jews to feel happy.
I'm aware of that. But who here isn't out for Israel's blood? Do you really think the beheaders wouldn't want a war with Israel too? Beheaders would be throwing suicide bombers at the border every other day if they were in power.
Juan Sullivan
can't trick me, I know what you're planning to do
Levi Davis
I mean does it really matter in the end? There are basically next to no real major population centers that ISIS currently controls. Mosul has been liberated and Raqqa is besieged. At this point they're better off at cutting their loses and scattering into the general population.
Ian Davis
why is not that shit considered a crime #maleprivilege
Owen Russell
it wasnt any better before. people were going on about maghreboi and spamming his """""memes""""" non-stop for days/weeks.
Ian Miller
i think i can one up you in embarassing experiences tho wtf i love foreskin now
John Price
Come on now user, it's just the tip.
Adam Fisher
The Euphrates valley has thousands of IS fighters, and according to Maghrebi they have prepared it for years. Intredasting
Andrew Rivera
>Must be godawful to fix some of the fucked guys that make it to the ER up boy you don't have no clue of what it's like first day in the operating bloc (only watching) a woman comes in half of her body crushed by an impact with a car (60 km/h) she was on her bike basically a ragdoll for her left side with extra points of bending for her limbs took us 6 hours to stabilize the shit she had other surgeries scheduled in the future (depending of the evolution of the healing) what a way to begin your career
Jason Clark
beheaders are less likely to cooperate with iran and hezbollah who are your greatest threat. having beheaders at your border is much more tolerable than iran/hezbollah or an ally of theirs.
Gavin Nelson
I've noticed it's gone downhill, is Israelbot really the best they can put out these days? Russian and Chinese troll brigades are probably laughing their asses off.
And you actually fucking think the thousands of militias in Syria at the moment will allow an opposition group to take power and give two shits about a constitution?
How much of a fucking burger buble are you living in?
Evan Carter
we had a full day of developments, constructive discussions and a little bit of fun and now, at night, when there's nothing released news wise, you start complaining abou off topic shit
Asher Ramirez
Don't forget the SA Kike who posts (((pretty women)))
Jaxon Williams
Do tell.
Grayson Sanchez
Well we'll see if they're truly willing to fight to the death or, in the case of foreign fighters, fuck off to their home country or move to another area fertile for ISIS expansion.
Adam Reyes
>when the german has to tell you to get a sense of humour
