American """food"""

American """food"""

Are his children still watching?

Fucking kek

I tell my mates about this story all the time and they still laugh about how stupid he was

Americans have no cultu-

>29
>looks 40

I'm 34 and I still look 25, how the fuck do these people age like shit?

some people just cant hand freedoms

Only well-seasoned Americans can achieve such a feat. Please European "men", stick to carrying purses, sucking off men or whatever else you guys do on your free time.

If a dumb welshman can't eat a hamburger like the rest of the billions that McDonalds serves, then it's not our fault.

He ate it wrong. The burger did nothing wrong.

>Our food is still fighting the Revolutionary War by killing Redcoats abroad
God bless.

>Faggot Euro dies deep throating a 99p burger
>Other faggot Euros blame the burger, or the culture that created the burger

This is why no one takes your pro-gun control arguments seriously. Idiot Europeans can't be trusted to eat properly, let alone own firearms.

What a fucking pussy, I do this literarlly everytime I go to mcdicks and get 3 burgers and do em in three bites.

Yuropoors need to step your fucking game up, embarrassing...

Ban assault burger now!

He choked on freedom.

a true american martyr

>brit can't handle freedom
>chokes on it like a typical eurofag
and nothing of value was lost

...

benis in taco

>canadian reading comprehension

That's a strong taco shell.

>watch this
Reminds me of the bicycle stick pic.

Damn it seems dad is spiraling down into dementia looks we're going to have to put him in a home soon

Burger'd

Not even a Big Mac, but a poundsaver burger. Fucking casual.

This is what happens when a foreigner tries to act American.
Only well trained Americans can attempt such a move.

>limey can't handle all that freedom in one bite
I clapped

kek.

dog bless ameriburger.

He had the most patriotic death that any American deserves.

By eating mcdonalds

Chew?! Too bad this retard has already bred!

EU """"intellectuals""""
Dont blame other countrys for yor retarted people.

famous last words since time immemorial

South Wales, USA

I would of watched this

Can you read? Do you think South Wales is in America?

I thought they were talking about a big mac but it was just a regular cheeseburger. Are the regular mcdonalds burgers really big in wales or something?

South Wales is Best Wales
>is there any good part of Wales?

I guess OP was only talking about the burger being from America if only by company name, and not that it happened in the US to an American.

Muahahahah!

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a south wales in the US desu.

there is in new york

Were you educated in America or something?

A real American and a real human bean. RIP in peace. ;_;7

Beet and macdonalds while on welfare

yeah nah cunt

I believe the man is from south wales. You think the tosser would be used to that much 99 cent meat in his mouth

Tabloids are humorous and have tits. Your fake news is neither.

"Hey kids! WATCH THIS!"
>dies

Ronald claims yet another life. When will the carnage end?