>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
I fucking love Joe Rogan. He plays dumb for the left quite a lot, but he's awesome.
Caleb Nguyen
desu agreed
Brayden Torres
Are there typically this many shitposts? My thread is getting slid either unintentionally or intentionally and it isn't a good feeling. But I try not to stay too paranoid.
Tyler Green
wtf it translates t b h to desu lmao
Adam Anderson
HOW NEW
Thomas Bell
Sorry, that thread does look a bit more important.
Liam Ward
Solid post
Chase Lewis
can i read it while im in my onnit flotation tank desu?
Levi Jenkins
this post was brought to you by squarespace tm you fucking monkeys *chuckles with kettlebell arms flexing*
Cooper Scott
Yeah, sure. He "plays" dumb.
Jace Rogers
In isolation, threads read you.
Joseph Allen
Ok, or he's paid opposition. Either way, he's entertaining. Take from him what is useful to you, discard the rest.
Nathan King
I like Joe because he is so open minded. He has a very diverse range of guests on his podcast and lets them talk and get their points across.
I think Joe is an idiot on a lot of subjects. But I don't feel like he ever tries to preach anything. I don't have to agree with him on everything. He is very anti SJW and that alone makes him pretty cool to me.
Brandon Morales
he did a 180 on how the moon landings was fake
he got silenced big league desu
Nicholas Cox
One time i went in my flotation tank and thought unicorns are donkeys from the future. >went in muh house >asked my daughter if she human >yes >no you're not youre just a little peephole >you know a dolphin is smarter than you right
Jeremiah Russell
agreed desu
but hes too much of a pothead tho id love to see how hard he would unravel and fall apart if he gave up smoking 35 joints a day and stopped doing shrooms and acid
Kayden Barnes
Yep, I remember that. Put yourself in his shoes, though. The machine is very large and very intimidating.
Grayson Smith
Bro you fucking monkey *chuckles while chugging down 2 pills of alpha brain* what did you do you silly fucker heheh
Zachary Gomez
buzz aldrin you silly fucker hit me up we need to go down to my buddys flotation tank shop we'll do some nice pot and just chill man
Brandon Flores
Hello and welcome now shut the front door
Jose Bailey
I'm always down.
Zachary Young
kale shakes after this podcast?
James Butler
When you eat it its processed by your liver and produces something called trisxhizjagzhniggerthide which is 6000 times more psychoactive than when you smoook et
Juan Diaz
>10 posts by this leaf
Jack Thomas
KEK Better than a /er tho
Aiden Watson
call me a leaf one more time !!!
Gabriel Walker
>mfw
Brayden Richardson
danecucks = swedecucks I'm sorry you weren't born a nord or finbro
Nicholas Ortiz
except we got the most right wing government in europe, so u'd be wrong fellah
Grayson Nelson
THIS THREAD IS THE BEST THREAD ON POL
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Josiah Nelson
float tanks after this podcast bro?
Jaxon Rogers
>in front of Molyneux agrees with everything >in front of Anna Kasparian agrees with everything, says Molyneux is a lunatic Idon't care much for the libertarian baldie, he makes some good points, now Rogan is a two-faced junkie fuck. Guy's a total chameleon.
Luis Russell
>float tanks after this podcast bro?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT THAT MUSIC GOT ME HYPE AS FUCK
Logan Anderson
poland is more right wing than you, then austria, then maybe denmark. you come close with hungary, ahh hell hungary is wayy more far right than you
Logan Allen
true desu
Lincoln Gonzalez
ME TOO BRO LETS TALK ABOUT THE ANNUNAKI *inhales MTC joint while curling 12 pound kettlebells* ohh bro
Cameron Sanders
>ANNUNAK
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ayden Smith
GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *rips open sponsored shirt from onnit.com* RAWWWWWWWWWWWRR bro lets do some DMT and call up Duncan AHHHHH
Anthony Ortiz
I DON'T KNOW IF MY HEART CAN HANDLE THIS
JESUS HALP ME AHHHH MAHHHHH GOAAAAAAD
Camden Butler
>he did a 180 on how the moon landings was fake just a reminder, Joe Rogan is a mongoloid. Some people don't know this, so it helps to understand his positions
Jose Gonzalez
SIR, DO NOT PUT DOWN THAT JOINT BRENDAN "BIG BROWN" SCHAUB ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WITH ALL DO RESPECT EDDIE I NEED YOU TO STOP TALKING CRAZY *snorts pot brownie from Onnit.com* BROOOOOOOOOOOO
Justin Sanchez
i heard that geery lost all support and was replaced with someone who actually is nationalistic and has a plan though. some denmark user red pilled me on here about gerry
Asher Walker
hm geery? no idea who that is you will have to enlighten me good sire *inhales DMT with duncan trussel and an annunaki envoy live on podcast* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jayden Gonzalez
oh wait i think i meant to say geert
Bentley Martin
hm I think youre thinking about geert wilders from Holland :)
