Storytime: Calexit comic book

This time with myself being less of a faggot. Not thumbtails. Prepare thyself anons. For you are about to witness a spectacle so horrifyingly autistic that those of you with weak constitutions should leave Sup Forums... If not... Well... We are in this together... Get /comfy/...

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An user posted this weeks ago. They owe him royalties

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Saved. Thanks user


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Main character is a half SPIC female. Going for some variety here anons. Not full black. Whether shes trans has yet to be seen.

what an impractical thing for a bear to wear. not only does it make it harder for the bear to eat, but it does little to disguise his identity- most bears on first glance are almost indistinguishable from each other. Looks like this book was written by a bunch of clowns!!

It gets worse in terms of artwork. Get ready to meet our new lord and savior...

Based Steve "Fuck them in the wallet then up the ass" Jobs.

>tfw behind enemy lines and capable of sabotaging their resistance from the inside

By the way the artwork literally gets worse as it progresses. And I don't mean that figuratively. The high point of entire book is on the next page. It is the best page to look at visually.

>it sounded like someone threw a rock
>maybe a squirrel
>a squirrel did not just throw a rock at our window
>chipmunk?
it's not a fucking chipmunk

this is some brilliant writing.

This is the best page.

It gets worse from here.
>welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness

Holy crap, who the fuck hired these "artists"?

Oooh, and who's the genius who came up with the hamfisted symbolism of a guy defending an elephant and not knowing why he's doing it?

Here we go with the "muh racism"...

let me guess the elephant represents Republicans?

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>Try to kill the president
>The president returns fire
>assassins guild shot how they dindu nuffin
>Cali is cali and chimps out
>Trump just cuts all federal aid to Cali
>Cali quite literally burns itself to the ground in under a month
>Trumps base rallies behind him even more so than before because the media and opposition are clearly unhinged
That's how this really plays out

I have never meet a half spic that isn't convincingly white. And I live in Texas. Spic genes are recessive from the conquistador admixture.
Either the artist is functionally retarded or there is literall cuckoldry, but I won't rule out both.

Slow as fuck,hold on.

I like it how he doesn't draw the face on the homeland security guy dehumanizing him.

Unironically great post.

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Gets better... Spoiler alert!
It was a gun hating life respecting tolerant liberal who wrote this! Just look how progressive!

How the fuck can a drug dealing tattooed spic get an AI bird drone with a holoboard controller. This is supposed to be like 5 years in the future right? Literally nothing will have changed.
>at least he died with his boots on
I can't even get angry without feeling bad for the writer. He's disabled I'd bet.

Now things calm down outside comic con which despite Cali's succession is still in full swing. Jobs and I can only assume is Wozniak are planning their next nazi regime spell to summon Cthulhu. Because they are evil thats why.

Steve Rogers out of work now that Marvel has declared him uncanon going the way of Star Wars Legends now spends his days offering fistjobs to gay transexual males for money. As seen in this panel.

Oh look Peter Parker is here too! He gets paid to watch Miles Morales fuck Mary Jane.

>Jamil hates weapons
>is written by the girl who wrote a dude getting shot in the head for being a soldier.

So That guys obviously Bannon, but who's Steve Jobs supposed to be?

Steve "Never catch the Nigger Virus" Jobs

no background how lazy can this guy get.

That's it.

I'm fucking writing a counter to whatever the hell this drivel is, with the reality ensuing.

I will help. What's the plan?

>Womyn power
I can't fucking joke about this one. It does the work. Someone deserves an award for writing here anons.

Is anyone surprised how random this comic is?

>random bunkerville progun militias allied with the federal government busy occupying most of the state.

Still don't get why these "sister cities" are free, but I'm sure the stupid author will come up with some bullshit reason.

Im not even fucking shitting around here, read the panel. Ill give you all a sec.
You have my sword.

>Women have bigger circley things than men XD!
Really don't want to be here anymore desu

>J4E6
>JE6
>JEB
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

is this the birth of Sup Forums first storytime of pain?

This seems like the most realistic outcome.

Lemme send y'all a burner email for you to talk to me on.

Or a discord, whichever works for you anons.

I was always with you all. But I had to try... For my turtles sake...

Discord

What's that bald dude? A Spic?? Seems like a self insert for the author to me.

Lets continue. Jamil being the gentleman he is allows Wonder Womyn to make the delievery.

Copy that.

discord gg UAF52R

This except with antifa getting wrecked instead of police, and San Francisco instead of the white house.

Anyone think any drawfags could contribute maybe a couple pics of said crappy antifa squads getting rounded up or shot up/ bombed MOVE style?

Or we could just give them a mass suicide scene ala Jonestown since mass liberal socialist retardation tends to lead to mass suicide anyways.

Here's where things can actually get tricky.

There was an article about Soros funding protests, but there was another about him(not sure where it went) funding armed protests.

Post your best Steve "IOS (Incinerate obsolete spics)" Jobs.

(As in Steve "insert witty name" Jobs)

You guys could use DMZ as a framework too, since it pretty much has similar themes (a rich urban city becoming a battleground between the government and the free state militiamen). Except it seems to be a lot fairer and the libtards in the middle tend to group up in their own militias and do get btfo from time to time (even getting nuked once).

>(even getting nuked once).
Dare I ask who the moron is that's throwing nukes around in a civil war?

My numbers are proof Steve "Neo Nazi" Jobs is a new meme!

Also is he supposed to be Mullato?

i really can't see any reason for him to have involved jamil in this. he was going there anyway

I'll discuss more in the discord, HOWEVER.

Any civil wars happening within the state of California would mainly be between rivalling races, with some combining with others alongside infighting.

See:

>1992 Koreatown(Obvious example and one pointed to a lot)
>Crips and bloods
>Mexican. Fucking. Drug cartels

THERE'S SO MUCH TO WORK WITH. I haven't been this excited since the Ferguson Riots for inspiration in my writing.

>I don't like Spanish Tiles
He has good taste.

Actually that was the United States, which was framing a random nuclear explosion on a New York warlord who just recently revealed a nuclear weapon he got from the Free States of America (redneck faction on steroids, including having tremendous financial resources, large military formations stored in Canada, and a better understanding and manipulation of 3rd party "independent" militia groups).

problem with this
nigs across the nation won't go to Cali, they just can't man like shiet

so instead, they attempt armed resistances in their own states
this helps turn public opinion against the rebels faster and leads to the massive destruction of the black population, some surrender, but most survivors are referred to as "LE BASED BLACK MEN" by kekistanis.

Canada would also get involved, or at least try to, more than likely the Canadian Military would stage a coup during this time.
With America embroiled in conflict AND pulling out of the UN, the migrant crisis in Europe gets worse, and by worse I mean open conflict in the streets. America cannot help NATO, so it falls upon the EU Army to maintain law and order. This goes about as well as you'd expect.
While EU Politicians are all pozzed and "side with the rebels against Trump", the EU Army members become involved in scandals of "right wing extremism". Eventually the EU Army turn against their masters.
The Fourth Reich is formed.

With nobody to back Israel, the entire ME attacks (at least those who would attack) and forces The Sampson Option, glassing the land-bridge between Africa and Europe in radioactive fire. North Africa is hit as well.

The UN Collapses and no foreign aid can be delivered to sub-saharan Africa, massive starving occurs, many migrants try to flee to Asia.

China colonizes Africa through military force, using the fertile soil to farm their own food.

Due to the conflict in America, drug cartels see a drop in profits, this leads to legitimate narcostates being formed as their forces overtake government either through bribery (puppet narcos) or armed force. Every nation south the American border is plunged into violent chaos.

All the while, one nation remains uninvolved and safe and makes improvement.
India.
They do in fact learn, the poo goes in the loo.

glad you worked out the thumbnails, op. nite nite

Real talk. Why the fuck do commie leftists makes the best villians? I wanna be on this guys team.

Also the red haired chick has got a kawaii angry blush... She wants the GUI Jobs developed.

Well thats for a general breakdown of society or a civil war within california.

Which could certainly happen, but since the OP's comic is actually about an antifa/anarchist faction of SJWs who conveniently find guns to fight white federal forces and militiamen, it might be a good example to maybe focus the story on how quickly these college kids and bi-gendered degenerates get stomped hard.

But dude its your story man, so if you want to take it full Turner diaries then thats fine by me (as long as sjw antifa fucks get stomped too).

Ironically Turner Diaries is also about California getting taken over and being used as a base by rebels to fight the federal government, only by the white nationalist Order. Funny how the right and left want the same thing.

Exactly my point.

However, these same degenerates are supported by (((well funded groups))), meaning there is a story there.

Lemme see if I can find the user's green text of why a civil war is in fact, bad.

>Related

Ok before we go any futher. Lets state on record. The left HATES guns correct? Serious question someone answer.

they love them when it's cool and edgy
like in a couple pages

Someone made a post about civil war in California a few days ago also.

Someone's read the comic

I guess you could say Soldier Dave got...
>Triggered

Was looking for that post.

Thank you user.

No problem.

now let me just turn my back to guys with guns

and let this other guy hold a gun to his fucking jaw

Ah okay, gotcha. Yeah explaining the deep state or liberal and foreign elites funding a caliexit insurgency would be interesting. But I don't think you will have enough adjectives to replace big nosed merchants without being a little repetitive.

But that green text honestly would only be applicable for a right wing insurgency. Since a left wing one would be far more handicapped and collected in compact urban regions and reliant on a hodgepodge of minority crime gangs to supplement their numbers.

If anything it would look like a fast version of the Columbian war, where the right wing paramilitary death squads and the feds grind down the leftists, but a lot faster in America because of the additional resources and firepower the right has.

>Implying India will be a superpower in 2018
DESIGNATED

Its a little known fact liberals can levitate.
Also it gets more fucking retarded. You all have been warned.

little known fact liberals can pull guns out of nowhere and handle recoil with your jaw

"Men in black"

>Big nosed merchants

It's pretty easy to make nods to these things.

>Corporate interests etc

Did she just fucking koolaid man through the floor?

So are guns good or bad?

Yes.

They're good if you use them to kill whites

Just fine as long as the shooters are on the right side of history

OH YEAH

Shit. Even the kids have guns... But that goes against the left's beliefs!

Before I go any futher the next few panels are so horrifyingly autistic and contrary that I feel we need Bleach for the brain.

This is Louise from Familiar of Zero. You will never have her tsundere you...

>This is Louise from Familiar of Zero. You will never have her tsundere you...
because the authors dead amirite

Please let these feels prepare you for the shitstorm to come.
>This will never happen to you

the left jizz themselves over fighting "authority" and those kids having guns is just the most pure form of resistance

I mean just look at it
it's kids and they understand that cartoonishly evil person is evil
they're so innocent and pure but understand progressiveness

I wanna sleep.

Literally every other girl in the series was better but the author had a hard on for abuse.

Have a (you) for being in the know
Now... In 5...4...3...2...1

India is hurled forward through open conflict with Pakistan, nukes hit the southern parts of the nation instantly vaporizing mountains of poo.
But you see, consequences will never be the same, the Pakis awoke Skanda and Indian nationalism thrives in response to the attacks and counter annihilation of Pakistan.
India begins to invade areas of South East Asia, specifically Indonesia, and begin removing Kebab at rates that put even The Fourth Reich to shame.
Casualties are high on both sides, but India finds aid from American Forces who just secured their own homeland and enacted TOTAL FUCKING WAR.

Major Military Conflicts in the Himalayas coupled with advancements in military technology create legendary battles.

"The Shadow of Everest" becomes one such legendary battle, where intense guerilla combats pop and sizzle across the northern face of Everest.

In the end, Islam is all but destroyed.
And the world, heh.
The world just keeps on spinning.
>youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

TOO BAD YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS!
Go fuck yourself your opinion is wrong and taste plebian shite at best.

>Californians owning guns
You can tell this comic was made by a libtard by the way the darkie holds the shotgun. "Common sense" gun control advocates don't actually know shit about guns or gun safety except for "gun kill gun bad".

Is this Antifa Girl using an AR15 with 20-round mag or a Gatling Machinegun? I see over 50 bullets coming out from under the floor.

If you had to rate the girls from worst to best - 1 to 100 Louise would be 0.

>cartoonishley evil uberbaddies surely will just leave these people alone

meanwhile, irl
>orders from the president sir, he said to Waco them.

there are as many bullets as there are genders you bigot

>Be California
>White colonists essentially terraform southern half of state
>proceed to build a livable, lavish even, flourishing civ on a fucking desert
>time passes, depression, dust bowl, Jew invasion
>starts to really go to shit (usury, porn, non-whites, ghettos, crime, general perversion)
>whites now mostly support this
>whites forget they built civ on desert
>wants to leave union, against all reason
>not enough rain comes, no aid from US: everyone dies
>too much rain comes, no aid from US: everyone dies

What was the reason for this state existing? Are you lads out west thinking this through?

CAN YOU HANDLE THE AUTISM?!?!?

Let this panel sink in...