Ask me anything before they get here

Ask me anything before they get here

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fake but still heil kim

nice proxy

what is the closet subway sandwich shop to my house?

Why haven't you nuked us yet? Our West coast needs to be cleansed with fire.

not fake

I probably have about 20 minutes before they find me

i know what happened to the kid you called Otto

we dont have subway but the South does

Boxers or briefs?

Cut or uncut?

Are traps gay?

our ICBM cant even reach japan yet.

Just kill yourself, we don't care about your fake as fuck bullshit on a VPN thinking you are cool or something.

most of us dont have a choice in that.

a lot of people make their own from newspaper and socks

your flag implies youre an idiot

yes. you dont get to chose what sex you are

That sucks. So what OS do you guys use? Modified Android? Red Star OS? How are you circumventing the filters?

>Just kill yourself, we don't care about your fake as fuck bullshit on a VPN thinking you are cool or something.
t. actual Nork using a VPN for NZ

How are the ladies?

>Ask me anything before they get here

who?

families of political and military can access some internet

favorite food?

I think they would be too skinny for you. also bad teeth. no such thing as corrective dentistry here

your mom

Can you steal a poster for me?

Interesting. So what OS are you using? I'm really curious about that. I'm from Sup Forums by the way.

most are happy to just have extra rice

but id like to try an american hot dog with relish once in my life

post proofs gooknigger

Compelling argument coming from an obvious american.

NZ shits all over your country in terms of education. Almost every 1st world country does, because you lot are proper retarded. But I wouldn't expect you to know that.

>your mom

what?

not without ending up with weeks of electro shock torture and being submerged up to the nose for hours in ice cold water (its what happened to otto)

i thought you were australia
what is new zealand ?

so tell us what happened to Otto

Hopefully you will get the chance, they are very delicious. :)

I just hope you lie down at night and think to yourself

"Got a lot of replies on Sup Forums today. I am happy about this"

>(its what happened to otto)

what did he do?

Post a picture showing you're not larping

Are you allowed to take pictures in the area you are in right now?

>too skinny
The Arduous March is over, faggot. There is food and smartphones all over NK.
Larper faggot.

thanks for the flag fag

You couldn't make it any more obvious that you are american.

Do the average Norks know just how close the rest of the world is to bombing you back to the stone age?

The video we made of him trying to take the poster was fake. we just wanted an excuse to keep another american

but we went too far this time with the voltage. its normal for us to torture prisoners, no matter how quickly they confess to what we want them to. we torture them anyway

but the level of cruelty is left upto the individual guards doing the actual work. and with Otto, they dialed it up to far so we had to send him back brain dead

Give us a timestamped pic proving you're in North Korea. Regardless thanks for flag, faggot.

>taking the bait

Why do you hide your american flag, user?

are you in australia ?

how tall are you?

post government sanctioned knockoff sharpie in pooper

What happens when they get to you?

What's the scariest video game monster?

no, they dont

and i dont think we will give cause for this anyway

we knows china is not going to help if we go too far. so we will keep going just far enough to seem important

Op! What do you know about Otto and is it true what they do to black people?

depends on how important my dad is

hopefully they just take my phone

"kid you called otto'

don't overdo your roleplay speech christ

Fuck you nigger.

Wow this sheepshagger got assmad in a hurry.

If it aint a nigger its a dumbass spic

do you think the US will allow you to have a nuke capable of hitting our mainland?

Noah go to bed

Can you arrange trump meet kim

why dont you just cross the border or some shit

pic related

what is you favorite flavor juice?

This was the best thread I've ever see

Shouldn't you be in a suicide car

Why'd ya do it?

He probably likes N Korea, his parents are important.

Not every wants to leave

Not all of us here are locals.

Well, tell us then

They dont have video games yet.

how good are the women there?

Well damn. Is this 1996? What an insult user!

Doesn't stray from the fact that my comment is 100% correct.

Stay stupid :)

Found you yet?

is Clearly samefagging through proxy.

>not all of us here are heroes

where'd you get that sweet pepe

You aren't even a real country

This is now a rare flag thread

You're a fag too

Pepe is a meme of peace

anything you need to expose about north korea

>Congo
>internet
Pick one, user

I think they already got to OP

11/10 slide thread

F

What do you do for fun in north korea?

OP is either proxyfag or being cornholed by the thought police
Bumping for more rare flags

I COULD KICK YOUR ASS OP

What's your favorite album? Do you like The Fragile? youtube.com/watch?v=gNBuPJSBvLc

I fuck my gf to it. It's pretty patrician. Just forget about tomorrow morning for a little. It's worth it.

Can i get a flag of Uzbekistan?

damn

>yfw he probs got shot on the spot
Rip OP

It'd be nice to here from some of the scientists currently in Antarctica in this thread.

What is this?

Nigger was asking for it.

Is America planning a pre-emptive nuclear strike on North Korea?

>Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi bursts out in a nervous fit of giggling while being asked question about Korean ICBMs: youtube.com/watch?v=xZALESjGQbc

>Pentagon updates Trump's "options" with regard to North Korea; Trump claims some options are "very severe" (literally what the fuck did he mean by this??)

>basically every important person talking about North Korea right now has exceedingly grim looks on their faces, including Xiping, Abe and Moon

Oh fuck off already.

I guarantee OP is alradydead

Reporting in. At day 97. It's frigid. We will continue to scan our sector. An anomalous craft was detected on day 87 at 1300 gmt. We are receiving peculiar transmissions. Will report back with further details once we return from our next excursion.

oh shit proxy fag but thanks for flag

desu I know people who live here so I wouldn't be surprised if this weren't a larp

he was asking for it. i agree

you cant post that kind of stuff from there

I'm just here for your flags, OP.