Let's talk about MASCULINITY

I want to hear what you guys think about the stereotypical macho guys. You know, the kind who lift their trucks, play loud music, and drive fast and all that. Are they really alpha males or just insecure closet betas LARPing as alphas?

alpha as fuck

this is making my boipussy wet

tfw i have little chance at getting an alpha bf because im a boipussi and not a girl :( i dont like gay dudes theyre all nu males desu

What? Did you shit yourself or is it just seepage due to a blown o-ring

>these fags

>stereotypical macho guys

you left out
1) fuck women
2) have guns
3) lift weight
4) hunt
5) drink beer
6) spit
7) wear boots when they don't need to
8) get into fights
9) hairy
10) gold chains

did i mention fuck women

alpha as fuck

They seem a little scared of not being seen as hyper macho, like they're compensating for something, and they attribute masculine & feminine traits to inanimate objects, like if a car is small, instead of seeing it as just a small car, they see it as 'gay', or 'girly', and become offended, it evokes confusion & rage, odd behaviour all in all.

You seem to understand what I'm suggesting. I always considered alpha males as being guys in suits who were charming, charismatic, and sophisticated. Not only that but they were few and far in between. We sure seem to have a lot of alpha males around these days.

can you please kill yourselves
thank you

how do i stop being a no guns faggit when i'm a poorfag?

>wants to be a subhuman nigger
Oh wait you actually are

Alpha/Beta is this shitty distinction that doesn't work on humans. Shit, it doesn't work on other animals to and was criticized by guy who invented it.

Even if people attempt to use it like a morons they are, they do it wrong. There is far more subtypes than just alpha and betas.

A fair argument my potato friend.

You know what we have a lot of on Sup Forums?
Autistic semi-alphas.
See, some of the characteristics are alpha as fuck. The others really sabotage them though.
>did i mention fuck women
Oh yeah that one is an issue.

yes it does
more test = alpha
less test = beta
you are a low test beta by the looks of it

could be anything tbqh

signs of insecure faggot:
- gun ownership
- pickup truck driver
- Trump voter
- sees distinct line between men and women

signs of a real man:
- college degree
- white collar job
- embraces new cultures and ideas
- willing to admit when wrong
- gentle with women and animals
- looks forward, not back

The potato man is right. The alpha/beta dichotomy sounds more to me like a do/don't list created by women (I used it because I didn't want to get into finer complexities).

Here's a more in-depth view of what the male social hierarchy probably looks like.

You're a beta male who's in denial that he'll never have good genetics and he will always be inferior to his superiors just because of the way he was born. Fuck off cunt, eugenics are everything in society, without it, society collapses. You are going to be the first to die.

That powerwagon is a stock hieght and isn't lifted at all op

fite me then faggot and we see who will fuck your gf tonight you brown dipshit

being alpha in humans doesn't correlate with amount of testosterone you robot

Obvious insecurity, it's like those hardcore anti-gay conservatives that turn out to be gay themselves.

>gun ownership
ask me how i know you're a faggot

Says the ass.

High testosterone makes you indifferent, not loud, aggressive and obnoxious.

fucking beta manlets
when will you learn

I drive a 2011 F-150, Own multiple guns, Trump voter and believe woman should be married and pregnant at all times. Wanna fight about it?

>disagrees with false dichotomy by clearly stating his own opinion
>hurr durr faggot beta male in denial

i think we found a woman guys

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>pickup truck driver
so I guess you dont like living in houses now either huh?

holy crap you are the definition of white trash! Nailed all the categories basically.

Houses are ok.. just no country music listenin', pickup truck drivin, southern accent good old boys.. yeeeeee hawwwww

>Democrat in-fighting

I just pulled up whatever came up first. I actually like the truck.

all the dude that makes that in my country are closet gays.

Using the alpha/beta dichotomy is moronic
And you're using the business marketing cuck definition of alpha at that, stop basing your worldview on internet memes

Alpha: Do what you like.

Beta: Do what you think will impress alpha's.

Address the poorfag problem obviously.

I'de take a Texan over a democrat any day.

i'd bet an alpha dude would like a fag, but only as a cum dump

Texans are the absolute worst, as evidenced by their demonic senator ted cruz. When I hear a texas accent, I immediately assume the person is stupid as fuck, a religious nutcase, or a disgusting racist. Either way, as I was told many years ago.. never trust anyone with a southern accent.

If you have ever owned a house a pickup is pretty much required. A large van might do but a pickup is superior for transporting furniture and other items for your home. The only people who don't have one also tend to have a messy and ugly house.

unironically good advice

fairly alpha, but there are GRADES of alpha. these guys would typically have nothing on an alpha CEO for ex. although, still, the country truck alpha might have a few better qualities the CEO doesnt, and vice versa.

we also have to consider the grade of women the truck dude gets, which is probably mostly party sluts and bar hoppers.

Gamma positive master race coming through...

thats because you are a bigot. Texans are the nicest people you will ever meet.

>he considers himself enlightened and open minded

>Let's talk about MASCULINITY
What are you, gay?

Also in your ass?

It depends. Here in the states if you drive a regular average sized car, similar to what you guys have over in the UK nobody gives a shit. If you drive a smart car though we'll tease the shit out of you. See the difference?

brush your teeth

I consider someone like Clint Eastwood as alpha. I do not consider someone like The Rock as alpha. OP is describing someone like the rock to a tee.

Agreed. Alpha is a not give a fuck way you carry yourself. Acting alpha and going overboard to show it is a sign of self consciousness and isn't

Yes because people that dislike Muslims must secretly be Muslim themselves.

This isnt Facebook you pleb

>- white collar job
I guess construction is for pussies, then

>I want to hear what you guys think about the stereotypical macho guys. You know, the kind who lift their trucks, play loud music, and drive fast and all that. Are they really alpha males or just insecure closet betas LARPing as alphas?

They are just enjoying their life unlike you basementdweller.

Get a job in the countryside, buy a truck, buy some guns, go hunting and feel your body be purged from the Soyanigger that is keeping your testosterone down.

1st gen rams are absolutely masculine

I think what you're trying to describe is called "having fun". Try it sometime.

I want a statue of Mars.

>this
Only a beta would cry about/not like this type of shit
Sad thing is, with the Jüden propaganda on the rise half the women these days don't like that shit either. They prefer well groomed numales today. If you find a hot babe who digs you for being alpha, always remember to creampie it

Find a gun store with layaway. Plenty of them have it.

me
t. alpha male

What are you talking about Ameridumb the Nazis were all about grooming and looking civilzed.

Cave mindset sounds boring as fuck. Just end yourself already disgusting ape.

>uga buga, muh feel good, have gold chain, me rich, makes me feel special snowflake and i'm strong fuck many women.

Literally devolving apes.

I've only seen nu-male and hipsters to cry this is not manly

Well it is manly, but it does not define a man.
I mean, giving a fuck what other men do is cringy, isn't it. Unless it hurts your business but I tend to say it is better to see the opportunities than the hurdles.

Besides, is alpha defined by how fuckable you are to women in their foolish twenties who believe everything that the propaganda machine feeds them? That they should want what they cannot get and that 'bad boys' suits them well?
If so, how are you not enslaved.
To casually appear as such a guy because you don't actually give a fuck and most of the qualities like mental and physic strength or good smell are just convenient - I can live with that.
But anything else is just as pathetic as being a hipster.

holy fug

The most macho guy is a family man. Doesn't get anymore masculine than that.

My best friend fits the description, he's a wannabe nigger who feels sorry for himself while spending thousands of dollars a month of habits like drugs and alcohol. He's a good guy but still it's retarded. He's an insecure beta even if he's good people, and he gets defensive easily which isn't a good trait to have.

>kek flag
>says "boipussy"

You're taking this LARPing as a literal faggot all the way, huh?

Yes there are 76 subtypes, i identify as Alphaomeganian Nonbetarian , ;)))

lol

That's a lie. Women just pretend to not like alphas so you won't suspect them of getting creampied by Chad on the side every weekend. Believe what they do, not what they say.

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