>be at a bank drawing a big sum of money (there is no ATMs in my small town) >put the money in my wallet and put my wallet in my pocket >turn 360 degrees, leave bank and start walking home >after some time i hear people running towards me and decide to take a look at the runners >a group of Somalis running very fast toward me At this moment i was thinking i was going to get mugged because of my prejudice against somalis >Somalis catch up to me and i see that they have my wallet >they saw me drop my wallet at decided to return it to me >i thank the Somalis for the favor, we talk a bit and they told me they are new refugees, but have assimilated and have learned the language very well and some have even found work in the first 3 months >the somali who gave me my wallet said that i'd find something interesting in my wallet >after chatting i still check whether everything was still in the wallet, nothing was taken, though i find a 20€ gift card to a restaurant near me, supposedly that is what they gave me
Today's occurrence made me rethink the way i view non-white people. I used to be hateful and didn't want immigration to finland, but now i understand that it can really make your society a better place. I hope you guys take something out of this episode as well.
Things that never happened for $100, Alex. Shitty blog post, sage.
Hudson Morgan
Don't take the bait, this shitskin actually posted the same shit yesterday and the other days. Sage this shit.
Aaron Sullivan
Bullshit
>A thousand chinks stood in line to suck my dick >they gave me a bazillion dollars and a Ferrari. Happened today :^) chinks are the best guys! /thread
Ian Williams
I fail to believe OP was not raped in exchange for his wallet.
Jackson Hughes
And that Somalian's name? Albert Einstein.
Carter Smith
fpbp
Elijah Foster
This. The lugenpresse would love a story about orcs giving hateful whitey a gift card.
Easton Davis
There's seriously something wrong with this somali guy. Yesterday he saved your kid from bullies and today he returned your wallet.
Brody Reyes
Same thread yesterday bitch. Sage and Report.
Jacob Young
Stop being a troll pretending to be a shill, troll. Or shill, I don't know anymore.
Eli Ramirez
cool story that never happened.
Caleb Gray
>tfw normies will actually fall for this
Chase Ramirez
Here's hoping you're raped by a a pack of niggers for posting this pasta.
Michael Murphy
>be working at Frigidaire
>people are cheering in the lunchroom
>some rednecks decide to fight the somalis that are cheering
>boss tells them to get the fuck out of the building
>everyone calms down
>shift is over, large fight breaks out in the road and parking lot
>cops show up ask what the hell everyone is fighting about
>rednecks tell the cops when the 2nd plane hit the somalis started cheering in the lunchroom
>cops turn red and leave
>fight resumes
Kevin Cook
Its like what judge jewdy says: if something doesnt sound quite right its probably bologna.
>hear people running towards me and decide to take a look at the runners >a group of Somalis running very fast toward me
This is where you fucked up. This isnt something that ever happens. A group wouldnt return something to someone in the street. One person would chase up to you to give it then go back to their group of friends.
You need to get better at lying on the internet. Remember if it doesnt sound convincing as a spoken anecdote it wont in blog form either.
2/10
Adrian Thompson
>didn't realize they took your ID card >now they know where you live >will culturally enrich your wife and her daughter
Anthony Collins
Why are you spamming this op
Owen Cook
So this is an old story?
Ryan Morgan
Who the fuck gives a shit about your anecdote? I didn't even know there were refugees in Mongoloidia.
Landon Morgan
Did they get the chimps get their ass kicked?
Xavier Perry
Winning the lottery is more likely -- twice in a row.
Alexander Thomas
Guys, I can verify that this is one hundred percent real and totally happened.
I was the sage in OP's pocket at the time and I witnessed the whole thing.
Christian Sanders
>ebin pasta
saged
Chase Evans
>"turn 360 degrees"
So, you basically rammed the cashier?
Logan Ortiz
Bump
Levi Morales
>turn 360 degrees, leave bank and start walking home
Yeah, 360 degrees is a full circle. Busted your fake story
Benjamin Rivera
You guys better be saging.
Dylan Green
Don't Somali's weigh like 80 lbs? Fuck that would be fun punching one. I'd feel like I was in some Crouching Tiger Dragon Film. Fucker would fly like 30 feet.
Chase Morales
Nice story shill, i almost cried
Josiah Cook
> turn 360 finnish education
Connor Bennett
Nice story, especially when everyone knows that it did not happen.
Charles Martin
Look mommy i posted it again
Leo Williams
I doubt there is a single somali fully fluent in Finnish on this earth right now, even one that was born and raised there.
Ayden Cruz
>Things that never happened
Chase Reed
You're a lying Somali pirate peace of shit!
Ryder Bell
it's stupid finnish meme there are many alterations to this in ylilauta, finnish imageboard
Jayden Nelson
Same old shill thread every day. Saged
Adam Ramirez
Can the fucken Janitors or Mods fucken do their job? Jesus fuck
Xavier Barnes
>>turn 360 degrees, leave bank and start walking home
Did you walk through the counter too?
Jordan Gray
I used to hate refugees but now I am gay so it's okay.
Jacob Sullivan
>Stop being a troll pretending to be a shill, troll. Or shill, I don't know anymore.
This whole board in a nutshell.
Xavier Rodriguez
Low trier bait my mongolic friend.
Kevin Walker
This .
Cooper Ward
...
Brody Green
retard?
Isaac Flores
>first 3 months >learned the language very well >finish
Austin Gutierrez
Thank you for your fan fiction.
Jordan Johnson
sage
Wyatt Robinson
Sure is summer in here
Gabriel Roberts
saying "turn" implies that its one action you dense piece of shit.
Not "turned a few times equal to 360 degrees from the original direction of entry"
Kys also sage this thread.
Kayden Gray
>Events that never happened
Jason Morgan
I'll take shit that never happened for $200 Alex.
Hudson Hill
This is CopyPasta, I have seen it posted several times already.
Liam Cook
wtf i love refugees now
Carter Rogers
It's a fresh meme from Ylilauta's memefarms. The meme itself is the "friendly somali and arab stories that totally changed my view and prejudice about immgrants." Fucking foreigners can't notice when a new mene has been born
Aiden Campbell
>turn 360 degrees and leave stop this is embarrassing
Jaxon Lee
It's a meme Finns tend to add stuld and unnecesary memes into their greentexts
Justin Moore
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Jayden Perry
Waow Finfag. You really have a lot of somali encounters from day to day. I saw you writing yesterday about how your son had stopped being bullied at school because a somali friend of his stood up for him in class.
this all leads me to my question: is Finland really that crowded with Somalis?
Jaxon White
You're right, enough with bigotry, i'll apply to host a refugee tomorrow
Henry Moore
one more reason to hate you snow niggers
John Davis
heh cute little story
Parker Edwards
>turn 360 degrees
Juan Kelly
I thought this happened yesterday and the day before? How many posts you goona fake?
Open borders while the world breeds with 4 wives behind closed ones is genocide.
turns out these asians are alright. i used to be a little skeptical myself but now i know that our borders must remain open.
Luis Lee
what were you doing in somalia op?
Robert Howard
You had a different story yesterday
OP is a shill
Noah Kelly
>Thinks that's didn't happen for $500 >One act by one person demonstrating the most basic level of civic decency does not exonerate the masses >Virtue signaling >WTF I hated Trump now
