Women and Dogs

When I look through Tinder, or just notice walking around the streets, almost all women seem to have dogs now. Usually they own "cute" little dogs (that are also usually annoying and dumb as shit). When did this happen? This is surely an industry worth billions of dollars quietly growing.

I believe that these women are using dogs in place of human babies. They want to have careers and fuck a lot of men without the responsibilities of raising children. But their biology cries out that they should be having babies, so they adopt a cute little dog and treat it like a baby. I know of relatively few men who own dogs. Most of the dogs I know are owned by women.

They put the dogs in strollers, carry them around, coddle and cuddle with them, talk like babies to them, and clean up their shit. An ex-girlfriend of mine even slept with her dog under the bed covers every single night. Ironically, she developed an allergy to dogs because of this unnatural behaviour. It was filthy and disgusting.

Have men lost dogs to women? Are dogs now officially "woman's best friend?"

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They will choose a male dog usually cause they listen to them. Women love to feel that a male is being nice, and does what they tell him to do. They dont even mind picking up its shit 3 times a day.

Women are supposed to have babies just after puberty. That's where their motherly instincts are for. As they get older, they have no where for their mother instincts to go to so they get pets and baby them as much as possible.

Also. Leave tinder, you degenerate fuck.

>muh fur baby
All part of the pets>kids operation

Listen, Ahmed.

I don't know what you've got against dogs unless you are in fact a filthy muzzie.

From livestock in the far east (disgusting) to work dogs in the west, they have their uses and their place next to man - and there have always existed the breeds specifically bred to be lapdogs.

Get the fuck over yourself and get a cat or something you pussy

Movies and TV shows starring dogs have always caused massive spikes in people buying that breed of dog as well as dog ownership as a whole. This was obviously done intentionally to create an emotional replacement for actual children, as previous dog ownership was mainly restricted to people who had an actual purpose for having dogs, but most don't want to see this truth.

Bitches like bitches.

>i noticed a couple inconsequential things in my shitty life that made me upset
>therefore, it's a worldwide jewish conspiracy to destroy me personally
congrats, you have schizophrenia

You pretty much nailed it yourself user, but there's far too many redditcucks and underage spergs here for a genuine discussion on (((women))).

This.

I can't say that I ever see women with young children doing this shit.

They literally call themselves "dog parents" or "dog mothers"

Its disgusting. Does it fill the void though? I'm sure when they see a happy family with actual kids, it triggers them.

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Women can't feel empathy. It's all for show.

My now ex-fiance did the same thing. Not that I minded at the time, it stopped the baby question, and I was/am too busy with my career to start a family yet

In this case, men and dogs are interchangeable. Women want a man/dog who will look adorable, eat when they're allowed to, and travel everywhere with them like some sort of puppet.

I know of many girls who will support men entirely (through family fortune) just to keep their adorable little "pet" around.

They discipline them like dogs, they snap at them like dogs, and they abuse them like they abuse dogs. Women want control over these things.

>Advertisement and propaganda doesnt exist
t. retard

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This has always been the case. The only difference between the past and now is that everybody "shamed" being a cat owning spinster so they've moved onto dogs, or in the case of hipster faggot girls; rabbits.

2/2

All the while, they want this man/dog to wake up everyday and look at them with gleam in their eyes, like they're not emotionally abusive whores. Dogs do just this, they never confront women, they simply obey. This is why dogs are mans best friend. Men keep dogs around as companions, partners, family, and most times as an equal.

The last time I knew a woman who properly looked after her dog was over 10 years ago. They just buy them as a fashion statement and then neglect them.

If the girl is a real weirdo it's ferrets. I'm so fucking sick of the dogs meme. It's just another accessorie to parade around on social media. I dated a girl who had an entire Instagram for her fucking dumb dog. I hated that fucking thing.

Interesting perspective. It's certainly true that dogs are "in style" and cats are not, and that women are programmed to obey social norms.

>tfw even couples who both work and are basically never home get dogs and just keep them inside all day

>propaganda exists
>therefore jews have secretly made women like dogs more than me so i can never get laid

my mom bought a dog after she and my dad divorced and now I walk it and clean up when it pisses and shits everywhere while she overfeeds it. Basically all it's displayed to me is how incompetent my mom is and how fucked i would be if I didn't have a dad to hate while growing up.

>I know of many girls who will support men entirely (through family fortune) just to keep their adorable little "pet" around.
AYO NIGGA HOOK ME UP WITH YO SISTER /100/

Dogs provide career women companionship and fill the childless void in their life. As for why women are outnumbering men in ownership it's because women have a harder time coping with loneliness than men do.

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As an admitted man-child (not the degenerate videogame kind or the hypercuck (((sportsfan))) lind, but the hobbyist/diyer kind who loves his man-toys) in a 9 year relationship, this is the rruest statement i've read this week.

I knew an old soldier that never wanted kids. Avid bird shooter (it's not hunting when you're only (((legally))) allowed to shoot the one's you brought with you). Anyway, his wife desparately wanted kids. Every time she got baby-rabies he'd buy a new spaniel puppy and trick her into raising and training it.

I don't know if this answers your question but he kept this up for forty years.

dogs are better humans than most humans.

I'm married with three dogs.

This thread is stupid.

My cousin's boyfriend broke up with her. So now she's getting a (large, working breed) dog to fill the emotional void rather than embark on rebound relationships. I, too, am a forever alone femanon planning to get a working breed for companionship.

I don't understand women who get little dogs either, I'd rather have one that could protect me and intimidate would-be attackers.

As usual, the Nazi larper misses the point entirely. Try reading the OP dumbass.

Dogs are just an outlet for their mother instinct. But if she baby's the dog gtfo she's insane. Its one thing to be lonely and having a pupper companion. Its a whole different beast not being able to tell a child from a dog.

This is why Singapore banned cats

We should ban dogs too, only women with children or who can't have children should be allowed to own pets

This is a trick so their maternal instinct is wasted on beasts

Most single women I see own big dogs and I'd bet money they fuck them too. Take a trip to the dog park and look at these bitches, you know they're taking the knot.

To each their own, good for the pupper imo.

Get a collie. They have to walk like 5k a day to be proper healthy. If you walk 5k a day at collie speeds (approx 4-5mph) you won't be forever alone.

Jesus Christ beastliality is bad enough but adding polygamy to it just makes it weird.

A degenerate degenerate calling others degenerates. The irony.

Ha. You got it. Was planning on an Old Time Scotch Collie.

>I'd bet they fuck them too.
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Friendly reminder that in Canada getting knotted is such a common activity that they had to legalize it.

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Hmmm

Reminds me of that video of those two girls letting their dog fuck them, with that big confederate flag hanging on the wall behind them.

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Is this how you can tell a woman fucks her dogs? Because it's always sniffing her pussy as if it's go time?

Dude all dogs go right for the crotch.

>I believe that these women are using dogs in place of human babies.

VERY GOOD OBSERVATION.
You are also correct. That is exactly what they are doing.

This is why it is important for us to address this issue:

>Pets are slaves.
pets are slaves.
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Did you know that psychologists have observed that Narcissistic parents sometimes sabotage their children so that they can always have company?
shrink4men.com/2012/10/02/why-some-borderline-narcissistic-and-histrionic-mothers-sabotage-their-children/

(the origin of the NEETs???)

In the same way that children are sabotaged to be around "mommy", little dogs and kittens are sabotaged so that they too can forever be around mommy.
You don't want persky biological urges to reproduce getting in the way of your duties of bying "mommy's" living toy now do you?

I remember a chain smoking, drug taking girl I knew about whether she thought that her constant smoking would be affecting her cats.
She said to me that it probably does, but she wants to take the cats down with her - so to speak.

I needn't elaborate on this story.

>FINAL SOLUTION TO THE FEMINIST PROBLEM:

Ending animal slavery will deny feminists the luxury of becoming cat ladies in their later years.
The prospect of isolation might just be the wakeup call a lot of women need to get their shit together.

No more animal slaves. No more feminists.

Picture related.

sounds leafy

Girl I fucked without a condom but didn't cum inside of went to europe a week or so later. Fucked a drummer in europe raw who came inside her, (from what she told me) and got pregnant. She insisted that the baby wasn't mine and got it 'taken care of'

She has a little dog now. I still have a feeling the baby was mine for some reason, which gives me a terrible feel...

its a pretty good video

I'm 32, the millennials my age are so out of touch with reality that they don't realize they're torturing the damn things, or maybe they just don't care as long as they look good on social media.

I knew a childless professional couple that bought a Siberian Husky (!) and kept it locked up in their McMansion all day, hardly ever took it out to exercise, the damn thing lost its mind, ruined the flooring in the house and barked constantly. After months of that they finally wised up and give it away to a family with 5 kids in a rural area. Another childless couple I know just bought a dog and casually mentioned they have to give it "dog Prozac" (WTF?)

I honestly think this is what's going on, even if it's just 5% of them doing this it's an astonishing number, I wouldn't believed it a few years ago but it's starting to look like the most simple explanation.

In todays world, most people are seperated from physical/ person-to-person contact thanks to (((social media))) and so many people, whicle online they may have a lot of "friends", in reality they are horribly alone and feel deprived of meaningful human contact, so they are left with a hollow empty feeling.
Dogs are great companions and do help fill a void of emptiness in your life. Males also do this; so I dont think its a problem.
Dogs are in general better companions than most people so I dont see a problem with this phenomenon.

Dude... you dodged a fucking bullet and still you feel terrible? Okay.

No, you are right. I did dodge a bullet. I just hate having any doubt about my progeny being eliminated before its time.
But yeah she was a slut and it was probably the Eurotrash's spawn...

this also triggers me

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Reminds of me of another ex-girlfriend. She got a dog after we broke up (pic). She's a nurse and is never home and didn't raise the dog properly. The dumb little shit just barked all day and caused problems with her neighbours. Eventually she got rid of it (probably had the thing gassed, evil bitch). 6 months later, I see a FB announcement of a new dog.

Daily reminder if a girl owns dogs who are not neutered, chances are she's fucking them.

dogs replaces babies

Some of us just appreciate their loyalty and protective nature. Qualities we also look for in a mate, but for various reasons cannot find.

I wouldn't fuck a dog if you paid me FWIW, even if it's not inherently morally wrong (though I believe it is), I'm still aware it would be a death sentence to any healthy relationship I attempted to have afterwards

And there's nothing wrong with that.

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I take it you broke up with her right?

please fucking god stop this trend of insecure bitches getting working dogs.

you don't discipline them, don't train them and everyone else has to deal with your 60lb fucked in the head Mal.

are you ready to beat the shit out of your dog when he gets mouthy with a stranger? No? then fuck off with a Pug.

insufferable cunts

What a genetic disappointment. Failure to the human race.

Slavery is still slavery.
These animals are kept against their will and mentally broken. They are property.
They are also mutilated because "mommy" doesn't want to have to put up with their natural desire to reproduce.

It's funny how many of these people are "vegans" too.

It's like the "I love black people, I think everyone should own one" but without the comic irony.

>people should be allowed to keep niggers as slaves
>b-b-bbbut not animals!

Sup Forums is so hypocritical

This is what makes running over dogs with a truck so funny

>Have men lost dogs to women? Are dogs now officially "woman's best friend?"
That battle was lost a long time ago, user. Embrace your new role as chief dog walker and food buyer.

It's different.
Animals are creatures.
Black people demons.

Spot fucking on. Millennial women are degenerate sluts with no self-respect or decency.

SAVAGE

Which is why I suggest abolishing pet slavery.

please fucking god stop this trend of making unfounded assumptions about people on the internet.

I joined several groups for the breed of interest to get advice and purchased one training book (so far). I plan to use the clicker training method. I've seen too many dogs acquired and not trained, then shut away in a fucking tiny room because they became inconvenient. I can't speak for anyone but me, but contrary to popular belief, some women do have a conscience

I agree spaying and neutering is harmful, sterilization is the better choice IMO.

As for dogs being slaves, by definition a dog is just a wolf bred to enjoy serving people, so... do you advocate eliminating dogs as a whole?

Oh, I forgot to mention the second couple can't have kids without expensive fertility treatment for which they're supposedly saving up money and working overtime, but the wife still demanded they buy a dog and pay for its antidepressants while she's rapidly approaching mid 30's

>>Which is why I suggest abolishing pet slavery.
t. muslim

Ban pets, video games, smartphones, social media and porn

pet people in general are always a bit suspicious.

I'm dating a woman with two kids* whom has expressly stated that's why she won't have pets. Also, she's redpilled af
Her:
>"I"m glad you're white."
>"Thank god there are no niggers in our school system."


*Both white, thank God. (Father was abusive; she was able to kick him out, divorced him and has full custody because he doesn't give a shit about the Folk.)

Abolishing pet slavery is Muslim?

You say you didn't nut inside her but some European drummer did. Chances are it was his. You dodged a bullet.

>dating used goods

Everyone is used goods in todays society. But yeah dating a girl with kids is dodgy.

Any dog smaller than a basset hound or a spaniel sort of size is a fucking abomination and a piece of shit just like its owner and breeder.

Only decent sized doggos deserve to live, the rest can go to China.

Big/medium dogs > Cats > Everything else > Small dogs

>the second couple can't have kids without expensive fertility treatment for which they're supposedly saving up money and working overtime
This is one of the great swindles.

HOWTO: knock up your girlfriend/wife
1. wait for her period to end
2. fuck her once a day, every day, until her period starts. Make sure you plant your cum deep in her EVERY FUCKING TIME. NO EXCEPTIONS.
2a. BONUS ROUND: fuck her multiple times each day, AND CUM IN HER EACH TIME.
3. After you cum deep in her, put her ass on a pillow and her legs in the air, and keep her that way for 30 minutes.
4. Wait for period to not start.

Jesus H. Fucking Harry Christ on Crutches, I swear if Barney didn't sing you a fucking song about it, you people would stop breathing!

Depends on the person. I know I wouldn't date anyone else with kids.

Women can't be redpilled quit saying this meme fucking héll

>I agree spaying and neutering is harmful, sterilization is the better choice IMO.

Sterilization is harmful to the organisms natural reproductive interests.
There's no getting around this.
Pets are slaves.

>As for dogs being slaves, by definition a dog is just a wolf bred to enjoy serving people, so... do you advocate eliminating dogs as a whole?

I was not aware that that was the definition. The origin of domesticated wolves is a complicated one.
In a strange way, there are plenty of examples and tales of wolves raising human children too.

This aside, you use the word "serving". Dogs are also property to the master.
Do you really think a dog enjoys serving abusive masters or being punished for things that can be totally confusing and incomprehensible to the animal? or being tied up and locked up all the time?
Dogs are tied up for a reason, because they will wander off a lot of the time, especially if they have reproductive urges.

> do you advocate eliminating dogs as a whole?

Depends what you mean. I'm a pragmatist and I think that life is brutal and you need to be brutal to survive. Animal power had its place, in the same way human slavery, class etc, has had its place. You don't always have the luxury of being able to live in accordance with your morals, sometimes survival requires getting your hands dirty.

I do consider pets to be suspicious, so "yes" to an extent, but I mostly see this as a great pre-text to attack a human enemy.

Feminism supports slavery, genital mutilation and child murder.

It's funny, because it's true.

that woman is a fucking idiot.

Why? You can fuck the kids too.

For women. Not men.

>>please fucking god stop this trend of making unfounded assumptions about people on the internet.
First, TOGTFO

Second,
>clicker training

oh great a meme training method for a meme dog owner. and if the dog isn't food motivated?

have you ever been around a real working dog? do you have any idea how much stimulus you are going to need to provide? my middle aged lab will work for hours before he's spent, the mal will put in 4 hours of bitework and still need a long run.

here's what's going to happen. you'll enjoy you new pup for 6 months, until the 2 hours of work (minimum) per day will get old. then, you'll cut back, and pawn the dog off on someone when it wrecks your home and belongings.

Hi Jimmy

It's summer and good looking roasties are walking their dogs all the time. Feels good, man.

I thought White women keeping dogs around to fuck was common knowledge.

Hey this habbened to me. Thankfully I never talked to her again but I was told that she was pregnant. I feel like a nigger

Only if you work for the BBC or Parliament.