Who is America's greatest ally? Here's my opinion:
>France (based Jupiterian Macron)
>Poland
>Russia
>Israel
>Japan
>Israel
>Britain (Disgusting Mummy May)
Can We Settle This Once And For All?
Carter Diaz
Easton Diaz
Israel, you unamerican swine. We are Best Goy.
Robert Hughes
Britbongs
Frogs
Polacks
Fuck everyone else
Joseph Bailey
You forgot Saudi Arabia, OP
Jacob Rivera
What's with the asskissing of Macron?
Wasn't he shunned before the French election got sorted out?
He is part of the Socialist party, why does Sup Forums love him so much now?
Andrew Sanders
Australia
Alexander Miller
Your """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Alliance""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" with us was always a meme
Aiden Edwards
>shilling for macron
Matthew Nguyen
Mummy May got BTFO and ruined - purposefully - Brexit forever.
Ayden Butler
He quits the Socialist party before wroking with Hollande.
He knew he could nto be a Rothschild banker and a socialist at the same time
Aiden Rodriguez
Why is Russia even on your list?
Angel Hall
what a shitty fucking list you faggot
Jackson Sullivan
You just need to caress their ego to gain the sympathy of americans.
Even Macron knows that.
Bentley Jenkins
To be totally honest I don't care as much about economics as I do about someone's ideas on morality, culture, national identity, etc. I want Stalin instead of Trotsky if I'm gonna have exclusively shitty options. I'm ignorant about Macron besides his party so I'm withholding judgement for now. If he can get along with Trump then we already know he's not a whiny crybaby like most leftists
Sebastian Reed
Israel, you dumb goy.
Angel Bell
OFFICIAL LIST OF AMERICA'S GREATEST ALLIES
1. God
2. Freedom
3. Guns
4. Bald Eagles
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9001. Any European Nation
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9000000000001. Israel
9000000000002. Allah
Jackson Allen
gtfo with that leddit meme
Matthew Sullivan
>Macron
>Based
Are you a bluepill goy or just a kike?
Luis King
Lets look at these one by one
U.K, Being taken over by pakis but might have "some" hope
France, Unless Macron is secretly a roman god rest in peace
Poland, Stands a chance, says no to muslims and no to jews, Economy is improving every year and even though its underdeveloped as shit it is improving, (unlike west europe) The best situation for Poland is for it to merge with Lithuania and reform the Commonwealth to a size only seen in EUIV
ROOSIA, Russia has always and is going to be overestimated because of its size, and is in reality except for parts of Moscow and St. Petersburg is underdeveloped, if someone really put their mind to it as the leader of Russia and improved Roads and infrastructure i would say they are safe.
Israel.........
KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE! AHH MY EYES! MY EYES! KILL IT! KILL THE FUCKING BEAST! GGAAAHH!
Japan, Valuable ally, mainly economic
West Europe in General
Rest in peace
Saudis, Backstabbing bastards
India, Poo in der loo
CHINA, Is going to crash horribly and die soon due to AIDS and Inflation, Chinas closed kids
Viets... the war... it burns
Canada, Annex it,
Mex, WALL!
And... thats it, ALSO, When treat allies well and care for them, do not betray them like a jew, stand for your brothers and hold strong, and you will thrive
Robert Roberts
One more thing, i think its a good idea to get the bastard polititians and ((them)) off of our backs first and be more reclusive, and not invade countries far away like iraq, we need to improve what we have and control our immigration, stop welfare for the Kangs so they can starve, etc, etc, We need to fix our own shit before we fix other shit, we also need to fix our ego for just a little bit, Russia is underpowered so it wont steamroll europe like Hitler or Stalin, Meh.
Blake Torres
>Bald Eagles
why you allowed to hunt them for sport then. faggots.
Carson Green
>not listing Israel first
Bad goy
Dominic King
>Russia
You do knwo majority of Russians would like to see US destroyed and fought against us in cold war?
Lucas Murphy
>actually shilling for Macron
>wanted to be allied with France
Read some spanish history if you really think an alliance with France is good.
Jace Harris
We're not.
Legally we aren't even allowed to own feathers they've shed.
Carter Morales
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Easton Gonzalez
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Angel Phillips
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Isaac Wilson
what the fuck :D
what's up with all the handshake memes this year?
Colton Allen
>ELITE
>GLOBALIST
>BANKER
>/ourguy/?
>NO!
Benjamin Stewart
...
Ayden Myers
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FRIENDLIER HANDSHAKE?
Leo Martin
Macron really sees Trump as an idol. It's getting creepy at this point
Oliver Russell
It's the shills who love him. Mostly TRS and Redditors
Gavin Johnson
>President Trump it was an honor to meet you!
>Please say you'll return to France!
>... We'll see...
>You're not just saying that, are you? Promise me!
>... We'll see...
>*forcibly releases handshake*
Nathaniel Cox
he's trying really hard to try to force Trump to be his friend, you can see that Trump and Melania think him and his mom are really weird
Brody Green
That photo OP at G20 said it all. He's trying so hard to be seen as someone who isn't just Merkel' s pet dog. I think those insults Le Pen hurled at him stuck
Chase Smith
If there is anything to know about americans is that the only thing they really want is to be loved and seen as the good guy, Macron understood that there is nothing to gain being contemptuous or confrontational with Trump and americans unlike Hollande and Merkel.
David Rogers
:)
Connor Hill
That's his.....
*urp*
wife..
Jose Nguyen
>Israel
Anthony Martinez
>NO COUNTRIES THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE CLOSER THAN OUR COUNTRIES
>NOT FOR A LONG TIME
Daniel Mitchell
gross
Juan Walker
I love Trump I just honestly wish he had a better grasp on the English language. Its kind of painful hearing "very very powerful", "it was just great so great" shit like that constantly.
Thats really my only real criticism.
Lincoln Phillips
His common-man tongue is part of what made him so electable, people had enough of Obama and Clinton's patronising scripted lines.
Parker Long
MUMMY MAY IS NOT DISGUSTING
Isaac Rivera
But Israel is saying it is the best ally US has
Bentley Lopez
Totally /ourguy/ amirite XD
Adam Martin
Britain, Australia, New Zealand, France, Japan, and Russia. Everyone else can die, especially Canada.
Easton Brooks
I WANT HER MOUTH ON MY COCK SO FUCKING HARD
Angel Davis
No
Aiden Wood
Us Americans will never respect France or the french. After the cucks bowed to the Nazi scum, they lost the world's respect forever.
Jace Perry
MUMMY MAY AT A PARTY
Robert Myers
OOO
Eli Green
She looks like nigger bait.
Adam Jenkins
Britain is down. But not out.
#Moggmentum
Aiden Rivera
How old is that? Is it from WWI?
Daniel Ward
France has always been bro tier. Thank God for that snake Macaroni.
Nathaniel Russell
australia of course, where would we be without all the shitposting?
Brody Butler
Macaroni played politics, got elected as a cuck, then said yeah no fuck you faggots.
Cameron Hill
yes
Jaxson Ortiz
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Sebastian Wright
M A N L E T
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Angel Peterson
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Brody Price
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Daniel Ramirez
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Xavier Anderson
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Lincoln Brown
Russia is not your ally you fat dumbfuck. Never has been, never will be. Countries like the US, Russia and China can only have small irrelevant "allies"(vassals)
Sebastian Fisher
He's both pro-EU and relatively anti refugee. I don't share the whole EU=globalist Soros conspiracy bullshit that goes around here so he's the perfect candidate for me.
Ryan Hall
The UK is our 51st state. Stop being retarded.
Landon Evans
nice
Cooper Campbell
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Parker Moore
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Jordan Powell
Shut the fuck up we were doing your job 100 years ago, and much better may I add.
Aiden King
Rock, flag and eagle, muthafuckahs.
We have no best ally, you bitches are lucky we like you for some reason. You should be grateful we keep Germany down and Russia out.
Matthew Martinez
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Jose Lee
delet this
Easton Johnson
Britain x 100
Poland
Italy
Japan
Australia
Canada
Carter Martin
Whether Drumpf knows it or not, Russia is his greatest ally. He just keeps fucking it up
Levi Watson
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Jaxson Fisher
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Jackson Russell
He said some shit about africans breeding like rabbits and that refugees are bad, then he had a dinner with Trump and now everyone is convinced he's /ourguy/.
It's fucking retarded, he hasn't even made any policies to back his shit up
Liam Russell
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Zachary Bennett
my dick, moar!
Sebastian Kelly
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Charles Cooper
The US and Russia are logical allies under present circumstances. We share common enemies; liberals, sunni islam, and China. Odds we will end up allied.
Andrew Young
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Dylan Brooks
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Oliver White
I hate when grandpa posts on Sup Forums
Carter Brooks
>taps the hand to politely tell him to let go
>Macron holds on for 30 seconds
Jesus christ he is a cuck
Now I see why autists think he is so great, he's one of you
Nolan Jenkins
Aaron Green
Go take your dog up your ass, Trudeau.
Tyler Ward
>will rule like a Roman God
>tfw to intelligente pour les medias
Obviously he's autistic, this has never been a secret
Joshua Nguyen
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Ian Watson
#boomernation
Juan Evans
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Robert Rivera
WW3:
Anglo - Slavic alliance against the communist UN.
Oliver Bennett
>Islamophobia
Le Part and Parcel Face
Oliver Clark
>being this new
Sup Forums always has and always will be a macaroni and cheese board
Zachary Lewis
Hey that's easily an 8 in bong land
I bet even Arhmed has no interest in bong wymyn