Wake up

>Wake up
>See this
what do

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Let out a flurry of curses that commiefornia isn't lower than sea level.

>Texas
>Island

If you thought their behavior was hilarious before, just wait 'till you see what being on an island does to a culture. (See also: Japs and Bongs)

Swim 30km to the shoreline and dig a deep hole to hid from the dinos.

Kill off the few negros that survived and claim the new land as a white ethnostate

Texas white ethnostate after purging of spiks

COOL! I'm going to be living on a Island!!

drown apparently

comfy as fuck on the beach sipping a margarita in northwest arkansas laughing at all the methheads washing up on the beach from oklahoma

Enjoy my beachfront property.

Arizona Bay bby

lol wtf, this map is totally retarded.

who ever made this does not know shit about actual elevation. The area they have under water is literally the spot with the highest average elevation in the US.

with massive sea level change, the map would actually be inverted.

They have Nevada underwater, when almost all of nevada is 2-3k feet above sea level. They have almost the entire Midwest above water, when it is only 700-900 feet above sea level.

wtf happened to the great lakes?

Crash down to earth and fucking die?

Click on thread and add some spice in all fields.

Not wake up because I'm dead, but be disappointed that California isn't gone

Realize I'm in Cretaceous period. Go hunting

Colonize

It's from the past stupid.

Celebrate because Tennessee would actually win the SEC championship. And Memphis is gone.

I live in California. I would:

1) Celebrate that the rest of the nation got rid of us.
2) Pick up a gun and purge all Commies and Illegals

its a period map you dumb fuck the world was like that once

underrated

This is a possibility for sure.

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fucking shit they sunk ventura.

The most cancerous places are gone though. The only thing thats left are the Sierras.

Enjoy my new beachfront property in Arkansas. Surf a little, then hike a few trails in the Ozark mountains. Fuck, that would be paradise.

Go swimming

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Also this picture is fake. Asia was connected to the Americas and Africa was connected on the other side. Also the Great Lakes area had no water because the meteor that hit the ice sheet only 12k years ago was still millions of years away

You already live on an island. What are continents but large islands?

>what do

>Late Cretaceous

Walk the dinosaur, nigga.

Looks awesome tbqh
Desu desu desu

This mn is losing land every year to rising water levels

That island is around Austin so you would have to purge all the commiefornians first

Well I'd be about 450 miles from the nearest shore, so probably go for a swim.

Shit wrong post

Wait for Mt Rainier to promptly blow up and push me into the water where I can fuck fish and start the evolution of the Jews.

Drown

Texas looking comfy af

HOSTILE TAKEOVER

>mrw when manitoba is good but alberta is fucking sunk

>wake up in Iowa
>enjoy my new seaside home

I don't wake up cause I'm in Florida.

This would be perfect for establishing Cascadia

I wouldn't wake up.

SURF WYOMING!!!

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looks like im swimming

I like this answer

thank god niggers can't swim and California has to take in all the spics

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Well, muh Great Lakes are gone, so I suppose head West or East for water

autistically screech
>tfw colorado gone

*BRBLFBRBHFBGRFBBRBLRF*

>Texas, SC and Florida are practically gone
>the great lakes dried up so now we're connected to NY, Michigan and Illinois by plains

I'd probably start killing

Great lakes were created from glaciers later on

Well minus all the fucking dinosaurs of course.

>great lakes just up and disappear

What logic is this?

looks like dallas might have made it. praise kek

>wake up to beachfront property

So wait god smites all of Texas and leaves AUSTIN?!?!

WTF I love Idaho now.

There wouldn't be any sand yet...

OMG I can't wait for this timeline.

SHHIIEEEETT, muh new beach front property. go buy a boat.

Be pissed bc the wrong part is underwater and the flood only had to happen a little more to the west to be truly a glorious gift from nature

embrace "Alternative"life styles....red America is Gone.....

Make sure a T-Rex isn't nearby.
>Map of sea levels during the cretaceous

This is during the fucking Cretaceous you knob.
During the last 65 million years, The American west, to include Nevada, has undergone uplift due to the collision of the rockies to the American plate.

Get a boat sail to the paradise on earth known as Texas Island.

Visit my new beach

Enjoy my new beachfront property, shooting commiefornians as they try to swim onto my property.
SEE YOU DOWN AT ARIZONA BAY!

>live in Alberta
Probably drown but have the solace that my body will replenish our oil fields

I have to wonder about this map. The petrified forest here in Arizona has evidence of the first pollinating insects dated to over 80 million years ago. I have a hard time making that jive with it being a part of an ocean less than 5 million years earlier. The rockies aren't supposed to have started getting pushed up until about the date of the insects are supposed to have existed here, and the Mogollon Rim (main feature resonsible for the elevation into N Arizona, I believe) is believed to have formed about 20 million years ago.
Anyway, if I woke up to see that, I would probably think
>RAWWWWWWRRR
because I'd be a dinosaur in space or something

That's no paradise. That's called Austin.

Wonder what happened to the rocky mountains. There's no scenario where Texas would be underwater but not commieshitstainistan.

>less than 5 million years earlier

yeah cuz forests usually take 7 million years to grow...
And it is impossible to think bugs evolving from sea creatures on lands formally inundated with sea water...
WTF?!?!

Swim

My property just became beachfront and the value exponentially increased

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I'm not talking about the forests, I'm talking about the geologic features and processes required to take the land mass out of the ocean. Either there were more islands there, or there was another rapid (geologically speaking) land moving event that I have not heard of.

it appears that much of it is though.

All the parts where liberals live are under water. The inland and mountainous parts of CA have conservatives.

Would Cascadian anons fight for Cascadian Reich? We could massacre the Tacos all along our southern border.

fpbp

In the case of Mexico this is a much needed flood.

>Wake up
>See this
what do

Is Steven Universe world a shithole?
t. Someone who browse Sup Forums

truly a god

>My state is fine

Go back to bed, feel dissapointed it missed the west coast

Where are my great lakes?

>no Eurasian steppes
user, we just solved like half the problems of history.

drown

Yea. The good parts...

>SCAR still on map

Yeah you're still gonna lose kid

wtf is this

A better world, my syrup slurping friend. A better world.

>Wake up

damn

>all those natural harbors
I form the greatest merchant marine the world has ever seen

Drown

>Yucatan is kill
Fuck this