>be British >come home from a hard day's work at the blood refinery >enjoying a slap up meal of crackly cod and golden gob-twangers >mfw Americans call "golden gob-twangers", "fries" >pick up my bottle of vinegar, ready to add lashings of flavour to my tea >*BOOM* *BOOM* *SORRY* >police burst through the door >"Excuse me sir, you have a licence for that offensive substance?" >I realise vinegar is an acid, which is now illegal >hand myself in after I make the nice officers a cup of tea >police check my tv licence, toaster licence and shed licence >licence on the shed expired two days ago so they have to knock it down with an inflatable mallet (all non-inflatable mallets are banned except for military use) >as I am led out of my house a policeman steals one of the gob-twangers, the blighter
If you are going to make fun of the English language then at least use the correct terms. >English: Chips. >Ebonics: Fries. >Nonsense: Golden gob-twangers.
Kayden Rodriguez
I'm pretty sure toilet bleach is the only household liquid that is strong enough to cause immediate damage to skin.
Ban is kinda pointless, anyone committed enough can use stomach acid/battery acid lemon juice to make make their own solution. Its a shame that there's people barbaric enough out there to commit such heinous crimes.
Matthew Hill
>GUNS KILL PEOPLE! BAN THEM! >KNIFES KILL PEOPLE! BAN THEM! >SPOONS SPOON OUT EYES! BAN THEM! >HOLY SHIT HOW CAN SO MANY COMMON FUCKING THINGS KILL OR MAME PEOPLE! >PUT ME IN A BUBBLE!
I can buy rust remover for my truck, and it contains acide in it, let that shit sink in, oh no, that not gonna work, lemme toss some fucking BLEACH in your eyes, oh still? How about I just ram my long Shanikwa finger nails into your eyes too.
These people are to fucking babied, bring back guns and let them all see what true crime is.
>Know a guy who tripped on a cross walk and cracked his skull on the sidewalk dying. >His wife actually fucking demanded the city place those soft plastic things all over the walks to protect people.
Tyler Parker
>golden gob-twangers
Julian Robinson
>Be American >Wake up at 5 AM >Drive 3 hours from suburb to cubicle job downtown >Boss calls me into his office >"Sorry user, the promotion went to Shaqueenakang."
10 hours later:
>Get pulled over driving home >$400 ticket for going 71 in a 70 zone >Don't get shot because white >Stop at Wal*mart >It's closed because Antifa burned it >Go home >Wife left me for being unsupportive and never home >Moved in with a guy named Mohammad >Drink beer in darkness
Jonathan Reyes
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Ayden Sanchez
>Be American >Drink beer in darkness >go on Sup Forums /britpol/ sad tale many cases
Adrian Martinez
they've already done this with knives lol. Next thing you know there will be a fidget spinner attack that causes moral outrage in bongland.
Kevin Collins
Do you really call fireworks sparkly spazzwozzers or is that just bullshit that I made up?
Cooper Brooks
It's not a shame. It's part and parcel of nu-UK
Blake Price
Knives aren't banned. The bin is part of an NGO scheme as you can tell from the large amount of non-Whites on the right. Those people don't live in the UK they come to do this kind of protest as 'international citizens'. Notice how neither guy on the left is wearing a police uniform. The police lamp is there to confuse retards like you into believing it's legit.
Adrian Reed
>Be a British orphan >Try to eat >You must be 18 years of age to purchase a fork, spoon, or knife >Starve to death
Ryan Martin
Yea because car batteries don't have acid in them or anything.
Julian Cook
t. newfag
Dominic Campbell
>vinegar in tea do brits really do that shit
John Harris
Yeah because you need a fork, spoon or a knife just so you can eat.
Burger education
Austin Johnson
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Caleb Adams
>My ebonics is the real English. t. retarded American. Oh wait that's wrong. You're just a regular American. The bar is low enough to trip over after all.
Camden Rivera
it's just a petition to make possesion of acid a bongcrime
Blake Fisher
>Be British >Ban guns after gun violence >Knive violence increases >Ban knives >Acid violence increases >Ban acid >?
Matthew Brooks
no need to get your colour floatlies all ruffled
Eli Bennett
T. Knob'edd
Brayden Morgan
such is life in liberal states
Elijah Howard
>englel
Brayden Murphy
Most gun crime is from ethnic communities, mostly African. Most knife and acid crimes are the same pattern.
There is a third way, where we get to keep legal guns, knives and acid. Deport the ethnics.
Ian Anderson
I kek'd, here's a (you) cheeky cunt
Robert Martinez
Has anyone ever thought about just banning muslims, instead of banning everything?
Kayden Collins
>let brown people into country >they keep throwing acid on brown women >better ban acids
Lucas Edwards
t. assblasted
Samuel Baker
You should really start handing out acid for free on street corners. Sane westerners don't behave like this, death to all niggers.
Sebastian James
Depressingly accurate
James Stewart
>implying he wasn't calling you a newfag for another reason
Thomas Hall
Wanting a high trust ethnically homogenous society is extremely problematic.
Gabriel Russell
This is the one which gets me
>be British >buy a telly >NEED A FUCKING LICENCE TO USE A TELLY
Easton Robinson
I bet you don't even know how to used a motorized rollingham
Nicholas Wright
It's bullshit. I failed my tv test twice.
Adrian Campbell
>car batteries are now illegal
Jonathan Reed
Always be placid, dilute that acid!
Lincoln Kelly
>vinegar, stomachs and lemons are now illegal
Grayson Reed
Don't blame it on race, turn that acid base!
Luke Hall
Yeah we tried to ban them from flying in n but tens of thousands of people turned up at airports and cities protesting it and some judges stopped it from happening
Cooper Collins
This
Xavier Rodriguez
>travel to Britain to sightsee >accidentally forget to grab the temporary license for my stomach
Carter Long
Don't go flaccid, have a spray of acid
Leo Edwards
Americans need a super license for that m8
Hudson Thomas
Pool acid is plenty dangerous.
I'm not saying it should be banned, I'm saying that niggers know this.
>You're just a regular American you may call me Nigel, you filthy paki cunt
Samuel Hernandez
Absolutely disgusting.
Jaxson White
What the fuck is "Love Island"?
Joseph Rodriguez
Race mixing propaganda.
Christopher Anderson
>acid attacks for years against whites by muzzies >handful off attacks against muzzies and suddenly acid has a license slapped on it They aren't even fucking trying to hide it.
