HOLY SHIT IMPEACH THIS MAN NOW!!

HOLY SHIT IMPEACH THIS MAN NOW!!

58D underwater backgammon fool, he's going to pin the collusion on Jim and make out scot-free.

I would have assumed it was a six foot tall rabbit named Harvey

>comey was never real
what the fuck

>that shadow

It looks like a political cartoon.

He is repeating these Memes to himself.

Modernity was worth it for the existence of this headline alone

...

When does it end. Say it with me now. ONE FIDDY SIX EYE QUEUE!!

The final ramblings of the Democrats.

Is this really outside your realm of probabilities? The jury system is shite

It's just Jim.

>all these six posts

Would you go down on a sinking ship for a captain like that?

Kek more Scott Adams memes pls

that's it. Blumpf is finished now

I feel like we have a fight club type scenario unfolding in front of our eyes, what roll does Barron play in all of this?

why does it seem like jews control luck? wish i was that lucky

Wow I bet they're gonna shame him for being neuro-atypical
It's gonna be ableism out the ass on this one boys

>be me
>identify potential b8 thread
>don my alter ego(my name related)
>begin investigation
>mouse over OPs ID.
>one post by this user
>MFW

Jim would, because he is the man.

Well no wonder he had too scoops, one for his friend and him.

>Jim
You mean John.
John Titor.

This story is fact.

Jim here,AMA.

>luck? More like (((coincidence)))

>Manchild got an imaginary friend
No surprise here, this guy was always unfit for office.

Hillary won

Who do you think the extra scoop of ice cream was for?

Shut up faggot.

tfw the democratic party will never regain power thanks to their insane behavior, thereby ushering in the very fascism they went insane over

Is Jim our guy?

>might
Yeah, and Melania might have heat ray laser vision.

>swedish
>concerned about superior American politics

why dont you go blow off some steam at your local music festival? oh wait

Yeeeaa Straight from the top of my dome, as i rock rock rock rock rock the microphone.

That would be pretty cool

>when you take and individual's intentional fabrication of a character, which is then used solely for the sake of their argument, out of context in order to further your political narrative

...

Is Jim giving you a toothjob user?

>might

His name was Barron Trump!

>a fight club type scenario

WTF I HATE JIM NOW?!?!

Barron is behind the entire thing you simple fuck

>Following the September 11, 2001, attacks, Silverstein sought to collect double the face amount (~$7.1 billion) on the basis that the two separate airplane strikes into two separate buildings constituted two occurrences within the meaning of the policies.

Well fuck.

But Jim is real, tho

Jim is a time traveler that knew Trump's uncle, he phases in and out of our plane of existence, Trump's uncle researched Tesla's work and worked at MIT. The dude got all sorts of awards and shit.

Jim, The Ice Cream Man, who promises the second scoop just for him?

Look, having nuclear
—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer,
Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes,
OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart
—you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if,
like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the
smartest people anywhere in the world—it's true!—but when you're a
conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that's
why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went
there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my
like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged—but
you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would
have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear
is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the
power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of
what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?),
but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it
used to be three, now it's four—but when it was three and even now, I
would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because,
you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter
right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about
another 150 years
—but the Persians are great negotiators,
the Iranians are great negotiators,
so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

jewish lightning

Jim is his invisible time traveler informant who follows him and advises him.

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