I legit feel really sorry for girls (female) in 2017, every fucking dude is a faggot and/or retarded

i legit feel really sorry for girls (female) in 2017, every fucking dude is a faggot and/or retarded

>hating vsauce

>girls (female)
I feel sorry for you
Also not politics, go to /bant/ or Sup Forums with this shit

The porn is the worst.

The last five guys I talked to romantically ended up confessing they either: liked crossdressing, like futa or thought 'traps aren't gay'.

It's my fault, where I look for men, the internet is degenerate, I'm a weeaboo and anime fans are fucking degenerate. It didn't use to be this way, 90's shonen anime fans were men. Fucking faggots.

Sup Forums says that Japan is a good example but look at their degeneration.

Attractive men don't need beards when bald.

Here is the other type of eggman chicks gotta watch out for

I'm not, but my dick is small

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Females fault.

All the more for me.

stop implying that they have power over us lol, men are autonomous beings

Why do you hate balding people? It's a combination of genetics and high testosterone.

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Anyone who hates vsauce doesn't deserve access to clean water.

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you're either too dumb to understand what we're talking about or you do understand and decided to engage in this pedantry anyway, either way get the fuck out of my thread nigger

fuck you michael is great

anyone who knows what "vsauce" is hasn't gone through puberty yet

DELET

no, japan works because even their women are fucked in the head

Its sad when even the faggots are faggots.

Confirmed OP thinks bald men are a race

The last five guys I talked to romantically just sat there until I decided to just give up and eat it.

egg men have been around since forever

you just have to stop looking for white and black gay pedo untermensch and go for the catholic latinos weebs, plenty around

>Posts pic with visual similarities between 3 people
>Title reads "AGE OF THE EGG MEN"
>This pic is not about male pattern baldness
Never been called a nigger before, even on Sup Forums. It's kind of jarring, actually.

no we're not

everything we do, everything, is part of a mating strategy

I think liberal women are so obsessed with abortion and birth control because they're surrounded by weak liberal men, and they have an innate desire to reject their seed.

If he's so great why won't he addressthe JQ?

~90% of Males in 2017 are ATLEAST one of the following:

Overweight, UnMatured, Unfit, Nerdy(Geeky), Avid Gamer, Bisexual, Antisocial.

>tfw full head of hair
Thank god

i may be retarded but i have the body of a greek god

im still a virgin but women need to do their pickings better if they want to avoid eggboy

I'm so out of touch with the reality of intimate relationships between emotionally attached subhumans.

Whatever makes you happy is a cop out for succumbing to wage slavery.

Weeaboos should be gassed with the jews.

find a qt who will homestead with you

Yea I used to call him Vcuck until he started appearing on some Idubbz videos

Vsauce ascends all of your plebeian racial biases, old man

that makes sense

I either go out like JFK, or I make enough money to become Waldo.

Neither choices are feasible and I refuse to lower my standards to seeking pleasure in making a mess.

OP thinks bald men are a race that he's against

>one bald guy with a beard was more intelligent and sexually potent than every man in OP's entire ancestry combined
Woah, that's powerfully ironic.

Is he the guy who got hit by his exgf and cried on cam for 30 minutes?

i can tell you're not trolling which makes this worse lol

The point im making here is that there is a deep lack of Alpha males today.

the fendipitous eggmen are returning soon

>lol

His profit model requires him to appeal to the normals. He's one of the closest people we have to a respectable scientific educator, what with the likes of Nye and Tyson running amok.

His content is intentionally as apolitical as possible, not fake apolitical "I don't like to talk about politics but..." bullshit like you see from other sources.

Even Randall Munroe of XKCD fame puts out shitty political messages about 10% of the time.

why are chrome domes so fragile and easily triggered?

no thats michael santoro

Pics for proof.
Timestamp or troll.

Except those men in the pic, unlike you, they actually know what a vagina feels like.

I'm the whole package, baby.

>Overweight
check

>UnMatured
check

>Unfit
check

>Nerdy(Geeky)
check

>Avid Gamer
dropped gaming

>Bisexual
permavirgin

>Antisocial
check

I'm too young and pretty to be bald OP

You think he is cucked or based?

People who are bald/balding or who have a beard should be put to death. Time to stop being children, keep your hair up top nice and tidy and be clean shaven at all times. Five o'clock shadow is acceptable

Or shut up and stop being a retarded fag with retarded fag opinions.

Not sure where you're leading with that fucking hipster nu-male image. Look at the soft, manicured little girly hands on it.

definitetly based

ok DAD

I feel sorry for the thousands of people who had to see this faggy thread and OP badmouthing fucking Vsauce of all people.

Jesus you're a queer.

Oh yeah, I hate those kids with beards and cancer.

AKA the guy on the far left.
But he's a legitimate chill and nice guy, whether you don't like him or not.

I feel sorry for you mate

t. Fat guy with a beard to cover up his double chin

what would you show?

i just searched up "lumberjack" and grabbed what looked decent

Count how many kids you know with beards. I bet it's no more than 3,

alpha males are usually skinnyfat hunchbacklets because their blue collar jobs force them to be hunched over all day
they're only "alpha" because their whitecollar counterparts are softbellied faggots

>implying one can control baldness
>implying a beard doesn't look heckin good
>implying girls dont like the sensation of my whiskers tickling their legs when I'm raping them

Wish a nigga would

If your hair gets thin, SHAVE IT OFF! Holy fuck, bald never looks as bad as stringy thin comb overs and smooth over gels.

i don't even know who the fuck vsauce is you moron, why the fuck are you faggots taking this shit so personally hahahahahaha

He's the cool balding science man

I'm 23 and a mature adult. Being bald or having a beard is completely unprofessional. Get a toupee and shave your le manly baerd xD and be an adult.

yikes

leave your house once in a while

OP answer yes or no. Are bald men a race? I think i know your answer.

>Vsauce
>Simon from TIFO

Whats wrong with them other than looking like numales?

1. no one said you could control it. we don't care about fairness.
2. you just used the word "heckin"

>being bald is unprofessional
toupees never look good

blue collar jobs is the manliest work you can get in society desu

of course

You said kids. That means 1-12 year olds. How many do you know?

I do, and I'm constantly encountering both types because my job forces me to talk to both types of people. business men have weak handshakes and forced power plays that are just embarrassing for everyone involved. the workers usually don't givee a fuck about the gossip and bullshit and just want to do their jobs, not get swept up in the good goy gossip shit

Of FUCKING course he says.

Baldness does have an environmental factor, it's not solely genetic. Otherwise, why the hell would the incidence occur increasingly in Western countries, as well grow in industrializing nations too?

It's a symptom of metabolic dysfunction and poor health, which is why people think it's ugly.

Why don't people go bald like men anymore. Their hairline moves half a centimeter and they shave it all off.

I know 2 kids when I was in middle school that had full bushy beards by the age of 13. If a 13 can grow a beard then it isn't manly. I bet you also have tattoos such ur such an alpha

An actual 12 year old I think

This is slightly true. Men complaining about women must reconcile that women have similar issues. They have let each other down. WHITE MEN and WHITE WOMEN must come together again.

Bro, you got bad genetics. God tier has lots of thick hair. A strong society would castrate bald headed men.

>dad is 69 years old, not a single receding line.
>faggots at the uni who are 22ish have scalps like parking lots

Get gud plebs

Agree it's gay I just let mine grow to a normal length and I grow a beard in the winter since shaving is pretty cucked in general. I have a wife and kid and a job that lets me look how I like within reason (mechanic) so it's all good

What the hell they should be in a circus if they're 12 with a full grown beard.

any reasonable person who reads this thread would obviously come to the conclusion that i think bald men are a race, i mean that's just a given, it's not even up for debate. i do appreciate your comment though and i definitely understand why you asked that question

you're a psycho if you think santa should grow up

Still all of them are peak of manlieness compaeed to VlogBros

I'm improving myself though. Got back to swimming and started lifting, 6 months now. Already good results, but I'm taking it slowly, changing my entire lifestyle. I'm directing by nerdness to more productive endeavors such as cooking and the stock market. Recently realized the importance of developing my social-emotional intelligence, don't know how to do it yet, but it's the first step. Maybe in 5 years I'll have all checked off. Don't peak too early they say.

There is only one EggMan

>watching vsauce

and acne scars

don't forget, the beard also covers the acne scars

>not watching vsauce

i am the egg man

i am the walrus